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John Napier 698 wrote:

Dancing Wind wrote:

Hello John

Did I count those hours right? You were scheduled for 19 hours of work in a row?

Yes. And 9 1/2 on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday.

How is 19 hours in a row even legal?

AMERICA.

Armchair Psychologist wrote:

Captain ? wrote:

Jeff Lee wrote:

Cap Yesterday, Compulsive FAQer wrote:

Jeff Lee wrote:

This forum post is still way too long.

Are you sure about that?

Even more so, at this point.

Is it.

More importantly, how does that make you feel about your mother?

I'm beginning to think I may be part of the problem.

...

Nah. It's all the fault of you weirdos.

You are ALL weirdos.

I say!

Ihr seid alle Überveirdos.

Quite well said. But lets stick to AMERICAN English in the future.

USA!

USA!
Today's the day the USA,
Did become the USA.
U! S! A!

Before it was the USE (Unhappy Slaves of England),
But now it is the USA,
U! S! A!

Beneath the tree of Liberty,
That growshe from shee to shining shee,
George Washington laughs: 'Ha ho hee'
Because he did defeat George Three,
He could have done it with a pea,
Instead of the Continental Army,
The army of the USA,
U! S! A!

While Richard Nixon flaps his wings and opes his mighty beak,
Grover Cleveland sits on a hedgehog and emits a squeak,
And Uncle Sam's grey goatee beard is well maintained and sleek,
As magnificent as the snow upon Mt. Rushmore's noble peaks,
Mt. Rushmore in the USA,
U! S! A!

So take the Bill of Rights and keep it safe inside your pocket,
It fits Freedom the way a two-pin plug fits its accompanying socket,
And if you have a glaring red rocket,
You should probably see a docket
Er,
A doctor in the USA!
U! S! A!
U! S! A!!!!

Ahhh, America.

You are all weirdos.

... Except you, Calvin. A hawk is a perfectly fine mascot, one I am proud to call my countryman.

You are all WEIRDOS.

Do you mean to suggest that isn't the real AMERICA? Pffah I say! Pffah!

That's my line, sir.

You are all weirdos.

Sam The Eagle wrote:

I say.

Sam...? Who? Who are you?

An AMERICAN.

I say.

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Florida does it again.

Besides the obvious question of why someone would try to steal a chicken statue is the more pernicious question of why does someone even HAVE a purple chicken statue at a residence?

Belongs to Gonzo the Great?

I tell you.

WEIRDOS.

AMERICA!!!

Drejk wrote:

BluePigeon wrote:

I also have a refund check from the Indiana Department of taxation and revenue.

I read that as Indian Department of taxation and revenue and wondered if you got shares in one of those Native American owned casinos.

BluePigeon would make for a decent stereotypical tribal name.

Nah. Blue Eagle sounds better.

And more patriotic. For America!!

"Quiet up there! Have you no common decency?! Insufferable ingrates..."

YOU are a WEIRDO.

Klaus van der Kroft wrote:

My dad ended up calling it "Pollo a la Playa" ("Beached Chicken"), a playword on "Pollo a la Plancha" ("Grilled Chicken").

Now I want to see Gonzo as the lead in Pollo a la Mancha.

What is with all these foreign films?! Why can't you people just speak in normal AMERICAN?!?

I thought this thread was about Penthouse Forum. Never mind.

You would, you deviant.

Oh, and Muppet Show FTW! :)

For AMERICA!

Kajehase wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

gran rey de los nekkid wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Morning, all. What did I miss?

Aberzombie and Kajehase having a nekkid fight over Matt LaBlanc.

Wait, so that wasn't just a dream?

I think the dream part is when Aberzombie, kajehase, and Matt LaBlanc are having a nekkid 80's style dance-off to see who gets to have dinner with the angelic medic. FHDM would probably be involved somehow as well. Probably wearing women's underthings on his head and ranting about how much he loves the new network that is 24/7 Joss Whedon and Alton Brown.

I'm hearing what sounds to me like jealousy. Just because Matt doesn't have the hots for any of you.....

Just remember that what happens at TotP stays TotP.

But....but...we have to share! SHARING IS CARING!!

We'll have none of that out HERE, you deviants!

You are all WEIRDOS.

You are all WEIRDOS.

Well, I say.

Sam The Eagle wrote:

You are all weirdos.

You Sir are not me.

Certainly not. Hrmph.

You are all weirdos.