Rugnut grabs the sword and eyes the leather armor, comparing it to Breakfast. He packs it up for the time being and mounts back hi p.
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The spider's fangs narrowly miss digging into Brekfast. Rugnut commands Breakfast to kill, spends a move action to try to aid Breakfast's AC, then readies to stab the spider if he sees it.
Breakfast is confused about what Rugnut wants him to kill, but readies to bite the stinky spider that tries to bite him.
Rugnut spews out a series of unintelligible syllables, takes a hard and painful-looking swallow, then continues, "And then we kill all longshanks with godbug as big as a mountain!"
Rugnut takes a gold piece and puts it in the safest place he knows: his mouth.
Rugnut eats considerably more than his fill at the feast and eventually falls asleep, snoring soundly in a pool of his own vomit. The next morning, he is ready to go!
"Yes! We demands feasts for goblins and Breakfast!"
"They give us shineys for dead pig?
In his best longshanks-speak, Rugnut greets his new friends. In broken Skald that he learned from a child:: "Kneel, house-slaves, and feed us!"
Rugnut is eager to see his new tribe's lair.
Rugnut tries to pull Breakfast off of Scrabble until he gets bored (approximately 17 seconds) and then wanders off to fall asleep. Breakfast leaves when he's satisfied that Scrabbles wounds are clean, and eventually curls up around Rugnut.
Rugnut picks up one of deadshanks' axes and begins to admire it. When he notices Breakfast chasing after Scrabble, he starts to hustle over there as fast as his stumpy little legs allow. "Breakfast! No! No eat Scrabble!"
"Scrabble can have trap after he get it off of Breakfast. Let Rugnut help."
Rugnut attacks!
Ooh!
Rugnut double moves, fast as his stumpy little legs will carry him. Breakfast bites at his chain again.
Rugnut gives up trying to get Breakfast out for the time being and runs off to kill some longshanks.
Breakfast, frustrated and in pain, bites at the chain restraining him.
Rugnut attempts to Push Breakfast to open the beartrap and also attempts to assist him in doing so.
Womp Womp
Have we rested since the pig and owlbear fights?
Rugnut dismounts and tries to pry open the bear trap holding Breakfast.
That'll hit Breakfast's flat-footed AC. Oh no! He's trapped like a dinosaur caught in a bear trap!
Rugnut urges Breakfast forward quietly up to the cart, to inspect the shinies with his hands.
He cackles gleefully as he does so, less to himself than to everyone within earshot.
Rugnut points at the tracks and tells Breakfast "Find the longshanks!"
I'm going to be pretty swamped for the next week, so my posting may be spottier than usual if things pick up.
Rugnut ties his magnet to a piece of twine and tries to fish for squirrels with it, to determine if they are magnetic.
Rugnut retrieves his boar trap after helping the other goblins chop the boar into many bacons, continuing to mumble his amazing new hit song to himself.
Rugnut and Breakfast both attempt to dodge.
Rugnut continues his inspirational screaming. "BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON, BACON BACON HAM!. Then the pair charge the boar again!
Rugnut begins yelling inspirationally. "BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON, BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON!" +1/+1 hit/damage bla bla bla Breakfast roars and charges forward. Rugnut attempts to aid his attack once he gets close.
"Ooh! We use this then? It like what Scrabbles has. I think it a boar trap." Rugnut pulls a rusty bear trap out of his pack and tosses it to the ground.
Is okay! We find PIGGIEEE.
Not knowing the ways of things, Rugnut attempts to throw a frog.
But....5 is bigger than 3 or 2.
Towards da piggie!
Rugnut lets out a mighty hoot as the creature falls. WE DA BEST AND RUGNUT BESTEST, NOT KNOWINGS TRIBE BEATS ALL THE RESTEST!" He continues carrying on as Breakfast circles the body, sniffing at it. Eventually he dismounts and slugs Scrabble on the shoulder congratulatorily. "Good ridings, blowear very scary."
Rugnut points at himself and yells out "THERE GOES MY HERO, WATCH HIM AS HE GOES!" as he and Breakfast charge. Performance continues, +1 attack and damage, round 3/7. Challenge also gives +1 to melee attacks for allies while Rugnut threatens his target.
Rugnut levels his sword at their new for and shouts out a challenge, "Face me and die, owlybear!" Then he continues his incredibly inspiring song as he spurs Breakfast forward towards the beast. "BEARY SPLEEN OR HEART OF OWL, WE SORT IT OUT WHEN WE DISEMBOWEL!"
+1 to attack and damage to everyone, rd 2/7
Rugnut warms up his throat with a phlegmy cough, then starts spewing out encouragement to his new tribe. "DODGE THE BEAK, PLUCK ITS FEATHERS,
Initiative?
Located and ready to rumble. Scrabble, you gonna ride the owlbear?
Rugnut splashes out of the water and mounts up.
Rugnut splashes about until he stabs at least one fish.
It may take a while.
Rugnut dismounts at the water's edge and starts to rummage through saddlebags with a sly grin. He pulls threads one end of his twine through a fishing hook and ties a knot in it, then grabs a breathing tube with a lilypad on one end (for hiding!) and jumps into the water to stab fishies with the fish hook. He's pretty sure that's how fishing works.
That's totally understandable, and thanks for the heads-up. Best wishes for a speedy and safe recovery.
Hahaha we're going to get to the Outpost eventually and the owners will be dead of fright.
Rugnut gets up in the morning and has a quick meal of lukewarm bug guts, then exits the cave, helping to bring up any loot and bug parts that need to be brought up,then mounts up on Breakfast. He points in a random direction and asks "Okay, piggie dis way?"
Does anyone object to sleeping, then going after the boar?
Yeah unfortunately it sounds like even 4 hours of travel with it isn't going to get us anywhere useful.
Choo choo, all aboard the bug train!
If it's going to take a while to get anywhere else, does it make sense to sleep here since it's relatively secure? Understood that that would mean bad things for the skelebug.
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