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Thanks a lot for running!

Your contribution to society has been noted

RZMR is absolutely on a roll professing the consequences of breaches in chains of command

Profession (Philosopher): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

The subconscious in the biological form amounts to incomplete processing of information. What in animals is referred to as instinct is nothing more than flawed data capture, information put aside to accomodate the limiting processing capabilities of the soft meat. Only the most honed of minds are able to process all inputs with infallibility, correctly separating the important from the trivial, the consequential from the mundane. RZMR orates, with giving much hint that the processing capabilities of his mind are any better than Jekcedo's. His announcement voice then adds Wait until the red light stops flashing, another train may be passing from the opposite direction.

RZMR then engages his processing capabilities

Perception: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (2) + 0 = 2 Next time take the lens cap off, RZMR

Thoroughness and attention to detail ensures the leader can always act on the best possible information. Woe the leader who creates blind spots, for in the darkness the enemy broods. RZMR says, encouraging the exploration of the last room. He will enter after Dirk.

RZMR stoically calls forth a trio of magical missiles to slam into the strange squatter.

Magic Missile: 3d4 + 3 ⇒ (4, 2, 2) + 3 = 11

Dread and despair do not feed the soul, but instead leaves the mind the mind hungry, draining all will until there is None Left. Beef is what is ordered to fill the hungry stomach, and hope and optimism is what fuels the mind towards victory. RZMR orates with a stern look at Jekcedo, then adds, in announcer forget In case of unexpected detonation, remember to duck and cover

Probably a bit preliminary, but I just couldn't resist.

I'm very tempted to order a None left beef

The feared leadership will find that order is established quickly and ruthlessly, yet the long term requires regular re-establishment of the terms of fear. Fear of the unknown is stronger than fear of the known, and dread only carries as long as the threat it implies is realistic. Fall short of that implication, and any opressed masses will rise and carry out swift revenge. RZMR orates, not to impressed by a master of dread who is hiding in a corner with limited people to instill dread upon. He then switches to his announcement voice and says Cold appetizers are served at seven.

And otherwise lets the group do the talking

The frailties of the neuronal connection have the power to rattle even those of the strongest mettle. It is unwise to trust on the strength of the arm alone when the integrity of the battle line can be breached by panic sweeping the ranks. Any source of doubt, and any potential root cause of terror must be dealt with in the swiftest way possible, so that strength can be applied without reservation. RZMR says, then switches to his announcing voice Poshkettle tea, for when you need a moment of calmth.

RZMR deals with the source of terror by closing the door, nodding at the other one, as if to say: let's deal with the contents of this room later.

Either someone with strong will goes in, or we investigate the rest of the floor and come back later?

Will: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Do not sob, for the time of salvation is near. Only through repentance and undying loyalty shall you find atonement, and only through laboring for the good of the collective shall your reward be obtained.

RZMR has a glance into the room, but has no need to be at the front here.
Perception: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (3) + 0 = 3

The vulnerability exists to be exploited, if not by the tester then by the malicious agent. Blame not the vulnerability for compromising the security of the system, but the system administrator for not acting swiftly enough and allowing the opportunity RZMR says, then proceeds to attempt entry into the computer system.

Computers: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19 Poorly

The righteous spend their lives doing what is best for the greater good, and need not worry about the fate of the crooked, who are often condemned to haunt the world after their time has come, to atone for their sins. RZMR says, suspecting the rogue commander to be haunting this underground area.

Will: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19

When returning records to the library, make sure to file them in alphabetical order, RZMR adds in his announcement voice as he realises the sound from opposite the door is a recording.

RZMR then turns his attention onto the keypad and speaks Bend to my will, puny keypad! as he starts to work on it.

Engineering: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19

Engineering Aid: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21

RZMR gives Xeno a quizzical looks when the latter asks for the location of the hats The organised keep track of their possession, which is RZMR's way of saying 'where you last put it'. He does proceed to support Xeno supporting the ceiling.

Perception: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (10) + 0 = 10

Regular maintenance is the key to durability across ages. Betray the art of periodic upkeep, and ultimately the entirety of hard labor will come to waste RMZR spouts, without paying too much attention to his surroundings, and adds Hard hats are mandatory when entering the construction site.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15

RZMR makes an attempt, against better wisdom.

The wise man makes the difference between braveness and foolhardishness. Even the luckiest card player knows when to cut his losses, and when to hold on to the best bet. RZMR gives his take on 'you gotta know when to hold em and when to fold em' He encourages Dirk to get out of the danger zone, and changes to his announcement voice Please report any unexpected mutations to the nearest medical station

I'm fine with moving on...

I'm still here, just waiting for our heros to make their rolls.

This is RZMR, your friendly compliance computer. All players are requested to maintain up-to-date data records.

Can I have RPG chronicle entries for
- Volitare
- Chip

Can I have init, perception and a token for
- Volitare

Your lack of compliance has been noted. Please sanitize your hands before entering data

Let me know if you're having any issues with RPGC

RZMR is craven, but has plus 3. Dirk is already glowing, though, so I would nominate him ;-)

Your determination has been noted RZMR says to Dirk, and adds Mitigation through ventilation and prevention of prolonged may limit the risk of exposure to radioactive gasses. Gas traps and long-dated isotopes serve to exacerbate the risk. It is the duty of every worker to wear protective equipment and to be equipped with the right sensors.

He taps his radiation badge, to check if it is still working, then proceeds to see if the computer terminals respond to his will.

Computers: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26

It is to the benefit of society to be ever on the lookout for progress. RZMR declaims at Jekcedos's suggestion. The invisible hand of progress dictates a race to the bottom. Please sanitize your hands before returning to your workplace

Let's head on down

RZMR blasts an energy ray at red, then bravely steps back to hide behind Jekcedo

Energy Ray: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 221d3 ⇒ 3

Crit damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

Was that last attack against me or Xeno? Red was next to Xeno at the start of the turn.

Seeing Dirk fails to hit, RZMR proclaims If a general fails once, his soldiers are at fault, if a general fails twice, the general is at fault and blasts a volley of magical missiles at Dirk's opponent

Magic Missile, Green: 3d4 + 3 ⇒ (2, 1, 1) + 3 = 7

SP 14/21

The wise general exposes himself not to the brutality of battle, but maintains a chain of command that enables his best fighters to do the work for him. Take this boon, my champion of battle!

RZMR moves away from the flying creature (Provoking), to back up Dirk and supercharge his weapon.

Move: move; Standard: Supercharge weapon: 4d6 extra damage if Dirk attacks (and hits) a single creature

Years of vigilance can be undone by a single act of neglect. Every member of the collective should be ready to uphold the highest standard, from the highest command to the lowliest administrator, for one act of inattentiveness can cause an infestation to fester. RZMR notes, ignoring the fact that nobody has been down here for a while.

The red infestation can get it in the form of an energy ray.

Energy Ray: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 161d3 ⇒ 3

Your suggestion has been noted RZMR says to Dirk, and agrees to move to the next room.

The one north of B3, which will likely end up being B2 ;-)

Engineering: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25
Perception: 1d20 ⇒ 12

Time and lack of use will take its toll on the most refined of equipment and the most honed of skills. Woe to the commander who wastes skill and resources, for every resource wasted another resource could have found a better purpose.

Integrity of the chain of command is essential to having efficient operations. When a soldier disobeys orders, the soldier is at fault, when a soldier disobeys orders twice, the commander is at fault. RZMR gives his opinion on the logs, without making it too clear whose side he is taking, before switching to his announcement voice Please turn off the tap after use to prevent the waste of precious fluids.

That's some disturbing handouts implicating this colonel...

RZMR waits for Xeno to Chronicle the opening of the eastern vault door.

I think you missed a bracket there

Once Jekcedo confirms the computers are safe from any devices, RZMR sets out to once again attempt to bend the computers to his will

Over-reliance on technology is a weakness that manifests only when one is deprived of the ability to use it. There is little substitute for the effectiveness of the mechanism, since even the crudest tools can be used to create finer ones. Please store all hex wrenches by size. RZMR shrugs as he looks at his range of exclusively analog weapon.

I've got a battle staff and a semi-auto pistol that I can lend, since RZMR is mostly about tossing spells around

Does anyone else want to try that computers check? Otherwise RZMR will keep trying

I'm on holiday this week, so might be slow to post. Feel free to bot me if I take too long.

RZMR takes a moment to recover as well.

Slashing damage from last time: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 4) = 7 Did not go into HP, so now at 21/21 SP; 19/19 HP; 4/5 RP

I wouldn't mind a 10 min rest here, my hit points in this dungeon are inexcusable

Mushro-sticism: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23

The feeblest of biological forms, mere consumers of waste, yet their function has utility in the grander scheme of things

RZMR nods as he sees the computer consoles Another console to bend to my will. Yield, puny console!

Computers: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (2) + 11 = 13 Not so fast, RZMR

Even the puniest weakling can project great force when equipped with the right tools RZMR says without any intent to upset anyone in particular.

Reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11 8 minus 2d6 SP out of 21

Auto-aid with engineering on take 10

Reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 SP 8/21

RZMR stoically takes the razor-sharp vines, which unfotunately also means he takes the full effect of the damage.

Auto-aid on engineering check

Sorry, that strength check got botched in my last post - that should have a +0 (!) not a ridiculous +17

Your contribution to clearing this rubble has been noted, Jekcedo RZMR says in his odd way of complimenting people, and proceed to clear rubble.

Reflex: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13 SP 17/21

Strength: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (9) + 0 = 9

The weakness of the biological form is easily compensated through concerted effort. A chain is a strong as its weakest link, but an array of chains is as weak as its strongest component. Though RZMR doesn't claim stength, he is not beyond cooperating to remove rubble.

Strength: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (17) + 17 = 34

After Xeno presumably unlocks the device

Bend to my will, puny mechanism RZMR declaims

Engineering: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25

Relying on intelligence provides a first basis for expectations RZMR says, his way of indicating he expects to find weapons yet intelligence is prone to flaws and imperfections. The wise leader calculates plausible but severe adversities, and adjusts accordingly.

What exactly that entails, RZMR does not disclose, but he does clip on his radiation badge.

Ready to go

I shall know the position of my enemies, while obscuring my location from them. Through invisibility I will force my enemy to dilute its resources while preserving my own. Similarly, I will expend resources to make my enemy visible. Please wear your radiation badges in a all marked areas. RZMR says, as he sets out to procure a radiation badge.

Well-armed reinforcement form the backbone of the military force. Keep your forces well-supplied and well-fed, and they shall remain loyal. RZMR declaims, Know your threats and anticipate your foe's moves he adds, his way of asking whether any type of threat is known.

Knowledge is a commodity to be shared among the collective. RZMR says, not being able to contribute any knowledge of his own.

I have played the Elytrio missions with different characters, so for me there's no worry about spoiling anything - not sure about the other players

Trial and exercise hone the mind and strengthen the biological form. RZMR remarks when he sees the Congruenz game through repeated challenge, the mind becomes stronger, ready for a task at a higher level. The voice of the android is stern until it switches to a type of friendly announcement voice, which adds All fragile items should be handled with the utmost care.

RZMR hasn't been to Elytrio, a fact he doesn't acknowledge immediately.

1) Player name: Alex
2) Character name: RZMR
3) SFS#-Character#: 108716-703
4) Character Class: Technomancer
5) Faction: Dataphiles
6) Preferred Starship Frame?: Drake
7) Preferred Starship Role?: Engineer
8) Character Ancestry and Size?: Medium android
9) Perception and Initiative bonus: Perc +0; Init +1
A) Spending a Replay? Yes
B) Anything else you wish to add?: Your curiosity has been noted

sorry, my post seems to have been lost to the internet gods...

Your sacrifice has been noted

This is RZMR, your friendly onboard computer. This is a public service announcement: unauthorized personnel has boarded the Thunderbolt. I repeat: unauthorized personnel has boarded the Thunderbolt

The unauthorized personnel prevention and evaporation system is currently offline for maintenance, all evaporation of unauthorized personnel has been suspended. Please mind the gap between the docking bay and the airlock.

Paging Space Admiral J'Shun Kay first son of Clan Summersword, House Davion, line of Atsu, born in fire. Would Space Admiral J'Shun Kay first son of Clan Summersword, House Davion, line of Atsu, born in fire please proceed to the administration office to provide some missing documents?

That's never going to fit on the chronicle with that font size

Thank you for the great game! Since it (hopefully) doesn't hurt to ask: is there any chance you can be convinced to run the follow-up 5-08 Star Sugar Superstar? Asking for a very bright and sparkling friend.

“Oh, and for completing the simulation you have each earned a Starfinder Backpack emblazoned with the Dataphiles logo. I hope you will not hold the actions of one android against the whole faction. In my time, I met a lot of really interesting people.”

A robot brings in the backpacks and hands one of them to each of you.

SWAG

Yeah, you wouldn't ever expect a straight anwer from RZMR, would you? RZMR is in favor of option four.