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Hey, Creepy! Got your bat?

I am NOT CREEPY! I am a beloved cultural icon!

HONK! HONK!

::Starts pieing people in the face::

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I recommend a stick to beat socks with!

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Did you ask for a STICK? Here's an extra I have, made of good stout English oak.

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Did bears learn to throw their poop from fiendish dire monkeys?

What kind of stick do you recommend for beating bears?

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Creepy Puppet wrote:

President pro tempore wrote:

I'd challenge them-thar puppets to fist-i-cuffs, but it seems somebody is already up to their elbows in them. *ahem*

Sorry, we don't do fisticuffs. But if you stand still long enough, Punch will come along and bash your head with a stick.

He is always winging his wood around. If he plays too much, he's gonna go blind.

*ahem* as in he's gonna put an eye out.

::Throttles PPT with his trusty wood::

Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!!!

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

I ask that we be allowed to set these annoying puppets on fire.

Maybe once the Esteemed Senators from Zombieland and Mairkuria (yes it's a real place) pull their hands out the danged puppets... or whatever it is they've got in thar.

I demand that the Anthem of Mairkuria be played while I'm immolated!

::Clubs the eyeball black-and-blue, taking KC out with the back-swing::

/swazzle/Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!/swazzle/

::Hefts stick::

All in favor say, "That's the way to do it!"

I move that if the Senate does not vote through the concerns of the Puppet caucus, we rush the president of this august body en masse and club him repeatedly with our sticks!

As the representative of the Puppet Caucus, I would like to put forth a motion declaring the 5th of August as an official holiday.

What about May 9th?

Momma always warned me about seafood outside of Louisiana.

Louisiana? Fish should be Cod; it should be fried; it should come wrapped in newspaper; it should be eaten with earshot of the bells of Marylebone.

That's the way to do it!

::Starts hitting Creepy Puppet with his stick::

You know something is serious when it has a College of Professors dedicated to it.

That's the way to do it!

Punch wrote:

Can there be too much of this guy? AZ?

It's sad that there's not a Judy to go with him.

f%!# no! We're to handsome to be contained by one alias. But only the cool people can do it.

YAY! Now we're REALLY the cool kids...

Can there be too much of this guy? AZ?

It's sad that there's not a Judy to go with him.