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No WBG on this character.
With silly mogshanks down Poog fires another ball of fire at the pumpkin head, this time without any silly gobos in the way.
Poog throws a ball of fire at the giant pumpkin headed monstrosity.
Poog continues to move to a more tactically sound position as he casts produce flame.
I'll be in Canada the 4th-9th. I should have internet and manage at least a post a day but will likely be a bit slower than normal.
Poog digs his heels into Squeely Nord to get as far away from the giant effigy as possible before firing off another fireball.
Poog thinks to him self... effigy designed to burn...
Poog draws his wand of fireballs...
Poog throws the stupid smoldering morningstar on the floor and ignores the numheads upstairs.
Poog tries to light the morningstar on fire as though it were a torch. After that endevour... "Hey, lets check out birdshank's hut."
Poog squeezes the sides of the pig and moves around to a new flank with the harpy.
Poog shouts "Poog goblin bestest goblin follow of Zarongel." Poog will stab the harpy
Meanwhile Poog encourages Piggywiggy to try some chicken wings.
Maybe Poog should have hit stupid goblin heads with soundburst instead.
Poog sighs "Even Piggy know better than to listen to stupid music. Not even any fire in song." "Poog make better noise!" Poog will cast sound burst on the harpy.
Poog responds "Stupid shanks miss one though. Goblins know better and would take all truffles."
Poog and Squeely continue their truffle shuffle around to give Chuffy that flank and both go after the plant themselves.
Poog shouts "Keep chewing you got it!"
Seeing fire have little effect and Zargonel having abandoned Poog in his time of need Poog stabs at the plant in retribution.
Poog tries to get Squeely to eat the vine and is more successful this time.
Meanwhile Poog tries to call on the great Zarongel for his divine favor
but is too busy ducking, bobing and weaving.
Poog proudly rides squeely nord as the big charges into the tangled roots in search of truffles.
Poog makes sure to grab a couple earings to stick on Squeely who promptly eats one of the truffles before anything can be done about it. Not to be out-shown by a pig, Poog tries to eat a tasty looking hat out of the clothing pile.
Poog draws his dogslicer and begins making sure the dogs are dead. "DEAD DEAD DEAD! The best doggies are dead doggies."
Poog have mighty squeely pig take a bite out of sczarzni crime.
Apparently Squeely is on a diet... Frustrated Poog pulls the Piggy back again and fires a firebolt at the silly man in the hopefully flammable yellow shirt.
Poog also shouts "Poog make burning horse! Only thing better than burning dog!"
Poog turns Squeely around and backs up 5feet before unleashing a burning hands on yellow and the horse.
Poog comes charging in on Squeely Nord, finding the best place to channel and letting loose before the other numbheaded gobos catch up.
Squeely Nord Squeels!
Poog translates "Squeely says longlegs attacked the truffle field and we have to go to the rescue!" Poog mounts up on Squeely and leads the charge!
Poog will bend down low and use speak with animals to hear what the mighty Squeely has to say.
After missing at least the second rock Poog gets mad and throws his final rock at Dilbi instead.
"Stupid Dilly, only pull when big stupidhead Reta throw!"
Poog carefully rebalances his lucky pet toad properly on his head and lets off a shot at munchy face.
Poog aim for bigger stupider horse.
Poog light candle and fire at stupid dogs. Poog hate stupid dogs.
Poog, clearly considering himself the victor over Reta, doesn't even acknowledge her existence this time.
Poog draws out his dogslicer in both hands as he charges straight into the foule weregnomesquashes.
Rather than circle back around Poog summons up a fiery bolt and lings it over his shoulder at the pumpkin.
Poog looks backwards and thumbs his nose at the other goblins behind him. "Of course Poog cheat. Poog Goblin. All good goblins cheat."
Poog gets on his Cainine mount and looks over "Poog cut anyone who make fun of him."
Poog claps enthusiastically at Reta's entertainment.
"Poog demand feast! Poog demand safe return of the great Squeely One! Poog demand Adventure!"
Poog always ready.
Poog just notice he finally mastered great and mighty goblin eater Squeely Nord. Poog need stats for biggest bestest piggiest.
Poog goblin best goblin. 757-34
Poog rejoice in soggy swamp boat burning.
Poog look for way to burn boat down.
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