Reta attempts to skulk around the mast...
...Readying an arrow for if Chuffy steps out of the doorway and reveals her presence. She tries hard to stiffle her maniacal giggles, barely managing to succeed.
Poog re-positions slightly and sits on his butt and wiggles his toes, casting burning feet.
Reflex DC 13 for half.
Poog will regain his footing after the burning.
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Poog brings down some fiery death to Vorka Vorka takes 1 fire damage, but Vorka seems not that impressed
Reta readies to shoot an arrow into Vorka when she get's the chance
Vorka in return steps close to Poog and tries to touch the goblins head with the flame she hold in the palm of her hand
"Fry! Fry your eyeballs, makes them boil! Suck them dry I will!"
her hand touches Poog between then eyes and he can feel his eyebrows burn away
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"No fair. Poog one to do burning."
Poog will pout and step away and cast cure light wounds on himself.
Reta releases her arrow hoping beyond hope for the infamous thunksqueal.
She wanted to be known as Reta the Terrible, but not this way. Fuming she lets another fly.
She squeams and scuttles away from the door, claws practically ripping the wood of the ship to shreads. She was getting really tired of missing. It was easy when enemies were everywhere: swing chaotically and you're bound to hit something, even if it's not what you were aiming at. She feels around in her quiver for an Extra Special Arrow. She's spent so much time adding barbs, and fish hooks, and she'd even tied a hammer to one of them. All the things that were supposed to make them fly better didn't seem to be working, though. Vorka's sorcery was no doubt at work.
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Poog heals himself with a wand
Chuffy's attack get stuck in Vorka's big floppy hat before it can do any harm (missed)
Mogmurch's bomb bounces of the big floppy hat and the wall of the cabin and lands next to Vorka and Chuffy
Reta's attack also get's stuck in the same hole in Vorka's hat that Chuffy's attack made.
Vorka points her hand at Poog again and all the fire leaves her hand as she takes a step towards Poog and tries to burn off a little more then his eyebrows this time
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Guessing that she's found just the right one (because it keeps nicking her hand as she tries to retrieve it...that's got to count for something, right?) she jumps back into the doorway and fires at the cruel cannibal.
Her strange additions only serve to get hooked on the string upon release, with the arrow clattering harmlessly to the ground.
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Mogmurch throws a bottle of acid at Vorka and hits
While Vorka is screaming (and her hat is being dissolved by the acid) Chuffy steps up he isn't able to catch Vokra unaware but thanks to Poog distracting her from the other side he is able to stick his weapon into her flesh in a soft spot.
Reta how ever has trouble finding the right arrow for the job and only manages to hit the broadside of a ..ship.
Which doesn't matter anymore because the combined attacks of Chuffy and Mogmurch brought her down!
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Vorka has a big knife , 1 bottle and of course her big floppy hat.
You take a look around in the last cabin.
The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor and swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes hang from the ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and castoff bits of clothing lies against the westernmost wall. But scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking man-made objects—including a tantalizing red chest.
The man-things—objects that once belonged to the crew of Kaijitsu’s Star but were left behind when the crew abandoned ship—are certainly worth something. The majority of these objects are filthy and broken, but 10 minutes or so of sorting and scavenging turns up some interesting finds. All of these items (broken and functional alike) are strangely decorative, depicting colorful serpentine dragons, towering cliffs, delicate humanoid figures, and strange pagodas—not that a goblin would know a pagoda from a tool shed. Even the filthy or broken clutter here could be worth about 600 gp to the right collector, but as they are
mostly made of bamboo, exotic wood, and in some cases paper, they’re probably more fun to burn. Among the more obviously valuable objects are 140 gp, a bejeweled silver and jade lantern built to look like a coiled dragon worth 150 gp, a dozen masterwork shuriken, an ivory and gold fan depicting a gecko walking amid cherry blossoms worth 80 gp (the reverse side of this fan has been used by Vorka to draw a crude map of Brinestump, not unlike the one Scribbleface created, and contains a
secret that the goblins are unlikely to decipher anytime soon), a long hairpin with a red pearl at one end worth 150 gp, a wand of create food and water with only 2 charges left, and an elixir of love in a crystal vial shaped like a heart (the vial itself is worth 50 gp).
The chest itself is heavy and worth 150 gp, and there were obviously once many more fireworks within (Scribbleface managed to steal many of them by sneaking into this room while Vorka was out hunting), but those that remain should be more than enough to satisfy the chief for at least a few days. The fireworks in the chest consist of 14 Desnan candles, 20 paper candles, and seven skyrockets.
Reta is leery of any of the dragon figurines - they looked far too snake like - and she recoils with a convulsive shudder when the fan is revealed to have a map on the back. She'd had quite enough of Scribbleface's studies and writinglings and drawererings. He's what caused this whole mess in the first place!
She immediately grabs the red pearl hairpin, using it to pin her bridal veil on more securely. She also lunges for the exilir of love, hoping to use it against the Bigchief! She will surely throw away the stupid bottle when she's done.
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Mogmurch runs back to the kitchen and takes the burlap bag that Scribbleface was in, dumping his remains onto the floor in the process. He immediately runs back to the chest and starts loading up the bag will all the fireworks that will fit. As he does this, he screams "We big heroes for surez now!"
Poog look for way to burn boat down.
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You try to burn the ship which has been soaking in the swamp waters for decades and find out..it's not that easy to burn something made from wet wood.
(But since it doesn't matter anymore anyway..)
With some effort and a lot of time the ship slowly starts to smolder, as the wood begins to dry from the small fires you've started everywhere with dry tinder the ship itself starts to light on fire. After a few hours the resulting bon fire can be seen from miles and miles away.
You all watch it burn with glee until it's reduced to ashes.
When you return to the village with all the fireworks you can carry (the other goblins will return to get the rest of the loot if you tell them it's safe and where to get it - or you can keep it secret and go back for it yourselves) the Chief throws another big party in your honor.
And His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad decides the lucky Chuffy get's to marry his daughter—the fearsomely corpulent and ferociously lusty Gupy Wartbits as well as get the title of Overseer of Village Stabbings
Poog is made Boss of Big Fire, Mogmurch is made Head Village Watcher and Reta get's the title of Mistress of the Pig Pit.
Poog rejoice in soggy swamp boat burning.