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DM Rah - I printed off my sheet. Thanks a bunch for running this. I had a blast. I just wish I was more familiar with what Warpriests can do because I could have been much more effective in that last skirmish - oh well, we survived.

And thanks to my fellow players - this was a really fun time.

Oloch's breathing is labored as the strange creature flies off. He wearily heats his greatsword onto his shoulder and rubs his forehead. He turns to Thorgrim, "Come, my door-busting brother. Let us return to the nearby village and raise a pint, or ten - a good stout is the best medicine!"

He then turns to the rest. "Sorry - I did not mean to exclude. Let us all imbibe freely 'till the dregs are drained!"

Oloch takes a swing at the mi-go as it tries to fly away.

Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 - 1 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 9 - 1 - 2 = 21
Damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 - 3 ⇒ (1, 1) + 7 + 3 - 3 = 9

Yikes - good thing Kawrock healed me.

Fort Save: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

Feeling the mi-go draining his strength as a result of the grapple, Oloch calls upon the power of Gorum to bless him with fervor to gain some health back.

Using Fervor to spontaneously cast cure moderate wounds as a swift action without somatic components and without drawing an AoO.

As a swift action, a warpriest can expend one use of this ability to cast any one warpriest spell he has prepared. When cast in this way, the spell can target only the warpriest, even if it could normally affect other or multiple targets. Spells cast in this way ignore somatic components and do not provoke attacks of opportunity. The warpriest does not need to have a free hand to cast a spell in this way.

"Gorum, heal me so I can kill this thing!"

CMW: 2d8 + 4 ⇒ (1, 5) + 4 = 10

"Help me get loose!" he cries out to the others.

CMB to break grapple: 1d20 + 7 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 7 - 2 = 14

Oloch quickly nods his appreciation to Kawrock.

Thanks!

Oloch is actually down 10 hp - but I say keep with the MM action.

The creature's claws simply scrape against Oloch's armor, barely leaving a scratch. "Gorum's protecting me!" he cries out. He then hefts his greatsword again and brings it down in a vicious power attack on the mi-go.

Vicious Power Attack, Bless: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 9 + 1 = 27
Damage, Vicious, Bless: 2d6 + 7 + 3 + 2d6 + 1 ⇒ (5, 4) + 7 + 3 + (1, 2) + 1 = 23

Oloch winces in pain as he takes 1d6 ⇒ 3 damage from his vicoius attack.

1/4 round of vicious remaining.

Please apply this to 64554-8. Cyrinda Wix.

Oloch sees his brother-in-door-busting get hurt really badly, but sees Ali and Kawrock tending to the Bol Strider. The best thing I can do is try and bring this creature to Gorum's hell. He draws on his faith in Gorum's to make his Greatsword vicious once again before swinging hard at the clawed abomination.

Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28
Damage, Vicious: 2d6 + 7 + 3 + 2d6 ⇒ (3, 1) + 7 + 3 + (6, 4) = 24

Crit Confirm?: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12
Damage, Vicious: 2d6 + 7 + 3 + 2d6 ⇒ (1, 2) + 7 + 3 + (4, 1) = 18

Oloch takes 1d6 ⇒ 4 of hp damage.

But does the claw attack need to hit? The claw attack missed, so doesn't that mean that it can't grab me? At least I think that's how it works.

Oloch lets out a bellowing, "Send that thing and it's door-hanging ways back through whatever Gorum-forsaken portal it used to get here."

He rushes into the room after Thorgrim, stepping past Barley and drawing his greatsword to try and cleave the strange thing in twain.

The thing should get an AoO.

Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12
Damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (5, 2) + 7 + 3 = 17

"Yes my brother! No door shall be left standing! GORUM'S BLADE SHALL BRING THEM LOW!" Oloch hurriedly follows Thorgrim, searching for the offending portal to be destroyed.

Oloch drops his greatsword, "BY GORUM'S BLADE! That is not what I wanted!" He takes up his heavy holy symbol of Gorum, using it's bluntness it to smash the jelly into the floor.

Improvised Attack, Flank: 1d20 + 7 - 4 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 7 - 4 + 2 = 22
Blunt Damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Sounds good. Better than splitting this thing up any more.

Okay, so... definitely no more swords.

GM, I was thinking of using Oloch's holy symbol of Gorum as an improvised weapon? From the picture that's provided on the pre-gen sheet, it looks to be about the size of half a cinder block, and it is made of iron - can I justify that it does blunt damage?

Would 1d8 or 1d6 be more appropriate?

I'll hold my action for now.

"By Gorum, my blade will have to do!" Oloch cries out as he moves in to flank with Thorgrim.

Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 9 + 2 = 15
Damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (5, 2) + 7 + 3 = 17

"Ah, the panda! A most frightening creature, yet so cuddly looking. Wha-!?" Oloc looks around frantically, "I mean that in a bad way! GORUM DOES NOT TOLERATE THE CUTE AND THE CUDDLY!"

The warpriest holds his tongue as the panda frolics into the mist, watching it do what pandas do.

I swear I was in another game where a silent image of a panda was used in this way. Or maybe I read about it. I don't know, but how adorable.

Oloch wedges his greatsword point-down between a couple of the large stone tiles in the floor and rests his forearm on the guard. "By Gorum's blade those things had worried Oloch! What on Golarion were they babbling on about? Well," he wipes the sweat from his brow with his free arm, "it appears that there is nothing to be gained from these cells. Let's keep going forward! It seems there is a set of double-doors back in that chamber." Oloch takes up his sword and turns around, heedless of any healing that he or others may need.

Since Oloch took 7 pts of Wisdom Damage, he will have -3 on all rolls that use the ability. He can cast lesser restoration, but does not have it currently prepared.

Oloch swings the Greatsword around again in a wide arch, hoping to connect with the wounded allip.

Power Attack, Assist: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 9 + 2 = 28
Damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (4, 6) + 7 + 3 = 20

Oloch shakes his head a bit to fling off some of the sweat gathering on his brow, Better hit that thing this time, he thinks as he brings his great sword up above his head and down onto the allip.

Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16
Damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (3, 3) + 7 + 3 = 16

Yeah, luckily the last couple of attacks have missed Oloch.

Oloch tries again to hit the elusive allip that is standing right in front of him - mocking the half-orc with it's silent babbling...

Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16
Damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (5, 6) + 7 + 3 = 21

*Facepalm*

Oloch sees the magician try to stab at the allip, but the dagger does nothing to help the warpriest. Nor does Barley's swing with his weapon.

Gorum, could you help out my allies?

Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14
Damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (1, 5) + 7 + 3 = 16

Oh come ON!

"Why cannot I not hear myself yell!? What has happened to my ears!?" Oloch thinks to himself.

Oloch shouts, "Taste the vicious sting of my blade!", calling upon his Sacred Weapon ability to give his greatsword the vicious quality. Then, working in conjunction with Barley's assist, Oloch tries to connect with one of the allips.

Power Attack, Assist: 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 9 + 2 = 19
Damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 + 2d6 ⇒ (6, 2) + 7 + 3 + (4, 2) = 24

If it hits, Oloch takes 1d6 ⇒ 6 damage.

Oleochemicals shakes his head, Why can I not hear anything? No matter. Oloch decides to just roll with the changes and swing at the silently babbling creature.

+1 Greatsword Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11

Damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (5, 4) + 7 + 3 = 19

Will Save vs. First Wisdom Damage: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Gulp.

Will Save vs. Second Wisdom Damage: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 6 - 2 = 13

I've angered the dice god somehow.

Do you mean automatically I make the saves? I will roll anyway.

Will, Wis damage: 1d20 + 6 - 3 ⇒ (8) + 6 - 3 = 11

Will, Wis damage: 1d20 + 6 - 3 ⇒ (11) + 6 - 3 = 14

7 Wisdom damage to my 14 Wis.

Oloch swings maddeningly at the allip in front of him.

+1 Greatsword Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22
Damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (4, 5) + 7 + 3 = 19

Sorry - this one stopped updating for some reason. Ouch, that's bad Wisdom damage on Oloch and Thorgrim.

Knowledge (Religion): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

Oloch tries to resist the strange undulations of the form in front of him.

Will Save, Will Damage: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 6 - 2 = 13

Oloch loses himself in the fascinating work of the two strange creatures before him.

2d4 ⇒ (3, 2) = 5

He's fascinated for about half a minute.

Oloch continues to retch. "This is worse than listening to a Paladin of Iomedae drone on and on about categorical imperative!"

Ooops. Forgot to roll the other saves.

Will: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
Will: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13

Nauseated for: 1d4 ⇒ 3 rounds.

Will Save: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12

Oloch begins dry-heaving and is unable to do anything as the plant thing begins to shreik.

However, he is able to pull himself together to swing at one of the creatures. As he is feeling nauseated, he can't bring himself to take as powerful a swing as he normally would.

Attack: 1d20 + 9 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 9 - 2 = 10
Damage: 2d6 + 7 ⇒ (2, 6) + 7 = 15

Is it possible that the virtual d20 was replaced with a d10? :P

Edited after I double-checked what happens when nauseated.

Oloch muscles his way in front of Thorgrim. "Plants?! This should be easy..." he laughs as he swings his greatsword at one of the flower-people.

Power Atack: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (1) + 9 - 1 = 9

But he's distracted by the strangeness of their appearance and simply slashes at the air.

Oloch mutters in orcish, "Also spracht zarathustra..."

Oloch shakes his head vigorously as he turns away from the strange starry view.

"I do not understand what happened. Thorgrim, what was it that we found so fascinating in that room? Whatever it was, it made me feel things I do not feel comfortable with. We must find more abominable creatures to bring low in the name of Gorum."

Will Save: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13

Oloch gazes into the abyss...

Oloch muscles his way into the small chamber and situates himself next to Thorgrim. (Drawing an AoO from each of the creatures)

He swings his greatsword at the blue lion on the eastern side of the room.

Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (13) + 9 - 1 = 21
Damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (4, 1) + 7 + 3 = 15

"What? I cannot reach the enemy! Thorgrim, I bless you as a temporary servant of Gorum. Destroy these things."

Oloch reaches forward and briefly grasps Thorgrim on the shoulder, bestowing a war mind blessing upon the hammer-wielding man.

War Mind: For one minute, Thorgrim can choose at the start of his turn to gain +10 feet to base land speed, +1 dodge bonus to AC, +1 insight bonus to attack rolls, or +1 luck bonus to saving throws. The choice lasts for one round.

Only rolling the first two Spellcrafts, and then on the cloth bag that Rufus missed, as the others are impossible for me.

Spellcraft Gauntlet: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Spellcraft Rifle: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Spellcraft Cloth Bag: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15

"The small man failed to mention the gauntlet. Though, it is too unwieldy for me to wear."

Oloch removes his own wand and heals himself.

2 CLW: 3d8 + 3 ⇒ (3, 2, 7) + 3 = 15

"I do not understand how I could miss so much. Gorum must not be pleased. I must be more aggressive with our foes."

Oloch laughs at the woman's punching dagger, "HA - that looks like a child's toy!" He brings his greatsword up and around in a powerful arch.

Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10

But he again swings wide.

Oloch lets out a tired laugh as he brings down his tiefling. He immediately makes a move towards the woman, responding to her taunting with a threat of his own, "Better re-think that, missy. Your Black Goat will fall under Gorum's blade!"

Intimidate: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11

Not so scary.

Oloch grunts loudly as he raises his greatsword against the tiefling that slashed him with the shorsword. "Prepare to meet GORUM!"

Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21 Furious Focus - no PA penalty on first swing of full attack.
Damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (3, 2) + 7 + 3 = 15

Oloch winces at the bolt to his side, "Gorum demands your blood!" He rushes forward with his greatsword drawn and moves into a flanking position with Thorgrim. (Provoking an AoO)

Once in position, the war priest of Gorum swings at the tiefling with a powerful force, hitherto unseen in these chambers.

Power Attack, Flanking: 1d20 + 9 - 1 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 9 - 1 + 2 = 11

Unfortunately, in his quick quest for revenge, Oloch is unable to balance his swing and it goes wide, sparking against the stone floor.

"If it ain't broke, then break it, eh Thorgrim?!" Oloch muses as he joins in with more door-smashing action.

Full Round Sunder: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (4, 5) + 7 + 3 = 19
Power Attack, I don't ignore hardness.

Oloch watches the bridge rotate and lower. "Excellent work, Kawrock! I had thought for sure that something bad would have happened, what with the warning from the snake man not to touch anything. Perhaps..."

Oloch crosses the bridge to the set of doors on the other side. Resting his greatsword on his left shoulder and steadying it with his left hand, he reaches out to open the door on the north side of the chamber.

Oloch yawns, "Sentinels? Those puny little piles of bones were no match for a blade dedicated to Gorum... or to your large hammer. Well done, Thorgrim!" The half-orc leads the party across the bridge, or follows the Bold Strider.

Either way, he keeps his greatsword out in case of any other surprises.

Oloch again brings his greatsword up and then down onto the skeleton in a powerful swing.

Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20 Furious focus allows me to ignore Power Attack penalty on first swing of full attack.

Damge: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (6, 3) + 7 + 3 = 19

Knowledge (Religion): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
"Aren't all skeletons the same? Just animated bones..." Oloch ponders aloud to himself as he draws his greatsword and swings at the skeleton that tried to bite him.

Power Attack: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (15) + 9 - 1 = 23
Damage: 2d6 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (3, 6) + 7 + 3 = 19

"Do not touch anything? How are we to enter vaults without touching anything? Perhaps this is a riddle that I cannot figure out..."

Oloch crosses over the bridge, right through the projected image of the weird serpent creature. He waits at the closed door on the other side.

"Are doors triggered by some sort of magical aura? Is that how they are to open without being touched?" Suddenly, Oloch's eyes widen.

"Gorum will open the door." Oloch grips the chain with his 20-lb symbol of Gorum at the end, he swings it up and over his shoulder, bringing it down against the door, hoping to smash it open.

"Bird Man, please let the Snake Man know that I am not touching the door!"