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As a good, wholesome, law abiding citizen, I'd probably fill out all the necessary paperwork in the lodge near where I live, then make sure the body gets a proper autopsy(self-performed of course), and a good burial respectful the their former deity. On days I'm not taking the test in my acting class, you steal everything from them, burn down the house, and set a nuclear bomb in the only bits of them left set to detonate if they are ever exposed to Raise Dead, Breath of Life, Resurrection, True Resurrection, or Reincarnate. We must be complete about these things.
equinoxmaster should not rule this city because its not hammertime, its bacon time.
Because someone has to keep these murderhobo's directed at evil.
"Breaking News:Suspicious events have been happening at the Murderhobo Factories across the globe. It seems that someone broke in and slashed the throats of all the newest edition of Murderhobo, Murderhobo 2.1, along with burning all the blueprints and schematics. Scientists designing the 2.1 say that this will delay the release of the next edition by at least another year." Krevon should not rule this city because his weapons are produced by Nerf, and the townsfolk have recently led a motion to remove all nerfs from the town. Too many upset cranes and rogues.
krevon should not rule this city because he's not assertive enough. You barely notice when he enters the room.
Lord Foul II shall not rule this city because he has no respect for the songs of ancient cities
Murderhobos 2.0 shall not rule this city because he does does not have the divine right through the monarchy My right is divine, as is stated in the holy book of Pow R. Gamer, the righteous and Mighty god of Murderhobos everywhere. Krevon shall not rule this city, because secretly he has no mouth.
Lord Foul II should not rule this city, because Lord Foul I already does, and nepotism will not be tolerated.
TFF should not rule this city because he doesn't realize that this city is high up in the snowy mountain near Pulg's family.
Pageant of the Peacock:Proof that in Golarion, skating through life on good looks and charm will bring you more Knowledge then spending years and years Unlocking unlimited Arcane power. Knowledge:A skill check used so that a player doesn't feel like he or she is Metagaming even if they fail. Unlocking:A tedious mechanic covered by the Disable Device rules, that applies to locks and traps, and supposedly is the justification for the Rogue. Best done by a Barbarian's Greataxe. Arcane:A way to keep Squishies and Tanks separated from each other in terms of AC, a type of Magic, and a way to differentiate between the Cleric and the Wizard. Tank:A term for the character with the most hit points, who is supposed to feel like an incredibly bad@$$ warrior because the BBEG can't hit you while in reality, is merely a way to keep the BBEG from killing the Squishy until the Squishy kills the BBEG. Squishy:A term for the character who has low HP, low AC, and ultimately the best defense in the game, along with the ability to rip apart reality by saying "Garsablestren" and waving his hands around. AC:A defense mechanism that makes someone with a high AC feel like he has the best defenses, whilst also proving said person has the worst defenses. BBEG:The boss at the End of the Campaign that is supposed to make sure the PC's Min-Maxed their characters as much as possible, and still kill them so the GM can have fun too. End of the Campaign:When the GM is tired of GMing the game, and springs the BBEG on them about 8 or 8 levels too soon. Min-Maxed:An internet term, which actually means a PC who is mechanically optimal, but is used to imply the person making the PC is a Powergaming Munchkin who can't Roleplay. Necromancy:What I just did to this thread. 4E Fallacy:The theory that any and all results to Balance the game or reduce the Martial-Caster Disparity will result in creating a game that many will not want to play. Note: This is, for those who don't know what this thread is for, largely sarcasm based off of observations on these forums and in-game.
Maybe a Bard that plays the spoons? Nah, play the torches. Fire is always more inspirational than non-fire supplements[spoons]. 
Holy Smurf Batman! Its another Spammed OTD thread!
No, it says no lesser Restoration. Restoration and other methods works fine.I think there is a trait that increases natural healing from ability damage. 3 rounds Does this count?
9 levels of divine spellcasting!
Step 1:Be a Diviner Wizard with the feats Improved Initiative, Craft Wondrous Items, and the Anticipate Peril spell, and a Greensting Scorpion Familiar. Step 2:Be an Elf with the alternate racial trait that grants a bonus to initiative checks and the Warrior of Old trait. Step 3:Have a Dex of 20 starting and increase it by 6 from a belt and by 4 from leveling. For extra fun, have a 5Con. Step 4:Craft a Portable Hole and a Bag of Holding[any type will do] Step 5:With your 20th level Diviner thing of an automatic natural 20 on initiative, you beat the Dragon at initiative most likely, since you are looking at +37ish to initiative, for an automatic 47. Initiate combat with Portable Hole and Bag of Holding in hand. Step 6:Before the dragon gets to act, get up within 5ft, and drop the Bag of Holding into the Portable Hole. Step 7:Be satisfied be the fact that, while you did just make a 20th level wizard commit suicide, you managed to 1-round a Great Wyrm Red Dragon with a 5 Constitution. Step 8:Wonder how in the unholy name of Asmodeus you made it to level 20 with a 5 Con.
Who Needs a Hug? - A very affectionate Tetori Monk. "I wanna be the very best, at giving people hugs..."
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