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Oh crap! Is that today? I could've sworn it was next week... this is what I get for using AI this year... thanks, ChatMPT...
Right? Filthy lower primates. They're not even holiday-themed. Pftt...
Trying to open this goddamn coconut, if you’d just hold still!
WOOOO! PotA FtW 4eva!
{enters thread eagerly for a Spoiler autograph... but sees no Stephanie Brown, sighs, leaves disappointed} For a nominal consideration I will sign any item you want with any signature you request... all perfectly legit and above board, with a guaranteed certificate of authenticity, signed by the Lord High Authenticiticator.
Heh, heh, heh... are you familiar with the "sword-cane" concept? It's like that... *Peel! Stab!*
I got yer downloadable content right here!
Continue to make your little corner of reality just a little less shitty. I'm flinging as fast as I can!
Heh, heh. Loose crap every one!
I feel like there's something I'm forgetting about... eh. Whatever, I'm sure if it were important I'd remember. Now to enjoy some Red Bull and banana brandy till nap time!
Heh, heh, heh...
Ooooo!
*hides taser behind back* Huh?
No, no. I don't fling CURDS...
In fæcula fæculorum...
He's onto us! *fling* MonkSanCo awaaaaay!
Heh, heh, heh… Might I recommend a MonkSanCo brand beverage-proof keyboard? MonkSanCo: Tough For Whatever Life Flings.
Alas, I have organizational skills of a macaque on crack. RELEASE THE MACRACKEN!!!
Pfft. Thanksgiving. Holiday doesn’t even have a spokesmonkey…
Hey, if you can't take the fling, don't do the thing.
Pfft. Hire me. Like I won't just try to outsource it to a clone who will then escape the lab and try to battle me to the death.
I like the cut of his jib! I've been in the pirate game myself a time or two. Hard to find a decent crew.
Heh, heh, heh...
I've been having supply chain issues. By which I mean my brandy supply guy managed to escape the chain I had on his ankle. Now I've just got a basement full of distillery parts and banana mash. What am I supposed to do with that?! Blast it all, this is the worst thing to happen to anyone ever!
In other, totally unrelated news, I've started a Monkey Craps game with this new-found d6 I have... SOMEONE FADE ME!
Possibly. My young clone IS still unaccounted for... you know how it is with kids. Always going to raves, spreading pox...
I would like to take this opportunity to say I have never been to a rave, European or otherwise.
Oh, it’s on now…
*scribbles* Vanykrye... knows too much... add... to... Pounce List...
Ha! All the humans die except one guy... Classic comedy...
Fantasy Monster: Screaming Monkey Heh, heh, heh...
What’s this? Why it’s a bottle of Deluxe Vanilla Ensure that someone carelessly left under a box propped up by a stick… sure looks yummy! Yum yum!
Heh, heh, heh…
*scribbles* Cal knows too much… eliminate? Intimidate? Or co-opt?
Heh, heh… “fling flame”…
Then I threw Monkey Santa the Return into a corner (¬_¬)
Heh heh heh...
Reminds me of some advice someone once gave me. "When someone tries to start shit, be the bigger man" they said. I guess it's because the bigger man usually can whup the ass of the smaller one. So you should be like the bigger one and whup the other person's ass.
Oh no you didn't...
Looks like I'm gonna hafta get wolf beard on my punching parts...
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