Had a great time. Love playing Goblins! Thanks for all the time and effort DM Kor!
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"You chop offs her hed. Den we loot dis place top to bottom. Then we ties her hedless corpse to da mast with crispy dogs and blaze da whole ship in one big fire!!!!!"
Mogmurch continues to climb towards Vorka swinging in the rigging...
Mogmurch runs to the base of the structure and begins climbing upwards towards Vorka....
"Burn her flesh crispy!!!"
Mogmurch bounds over the gang plank and onto the deck, bouncing in place he reach into his boot pouch and pulls out a nasty looking jar with bright red wax around the stoppered lid....it appears to have two distinctly different colored layers of slop in them...Mogmurch's eyes begin to get wider (even for a goblin) as he bites his tounge and begins shaking the contents together vigorously, causing himself to rotate as he bounces up and down... "This fire is real special jack!
Seeing Thakmaka shrug off the fire damage from the hag goblin Vorka, Mogmurch scurries up next to Thakmaka and shows Cuddles some much needed warmth... "Thaknaka say he wants to see burn...Mogmurch burn! Incendio"
Mogmurch reaches inside his boot pouch and pulls forth a small clay jar and pulls the stopper. Inside he pulls out a handful of what appears to be excrement and begins stuffing down his gullet...the smells wafts over towards you...smells like excrement too.
.Mogmurch tosses the vial of acid in his hand just behind the goblin dogs and watches them sizzle from behind..
Thakmaka like fire! Mogmurch likes fire very much!!! And the smell of burnt dog-rat! Hrungee switch places with me!!!
Mogmurch moves over to the bottom of the gang plank near Thakmaka, kicking the horse corpse as he passes by...
"Das okay meanie! We plans on burning the ship down around you anyways! You just stays put! Me likes my flesh roasted anyways!" Mogmurch reaches in his boot and pulls out a smokin' stick and tosses it up at the top of the gang plank... "Yay! Watch it burn! Watch it burn! Woo Hoo!"
Mogmurch although frightened but not injured, moves back to put some distance between himself and the creature. Desperately wanting to douse the hoofed nightmare in acid. Reaching in his boot he pulls out a vial and stares at it...
"Ah! A snorting, naying, goblins stompin' beast o' terror!" Mogmurch screams in terror at the goblin stomping monster, and runs back to the fence line...diving under the fence...
Mogmurch eyes the gang plank to the ship and the strange box at the bow...
Mogmurch crawls under the fence post and tries to stealthily make his way to the left side of the ship just under the bow...
Quietly, Mogmurch turns to the others and says... "Looks likes someone is dare. Day is smokes in the chimley. We should be quiet so's not to wakes anyone. We should scout around and see if they is a betta wayz to gets in. Who eva it is they have no problem killin goblinses."
Doses obtained:
Scratches his bulbous head and says... "Lair must be nearby. Lotzolegs haz bin terrorizing the Licktoads for a long time now. There's got to be some swag somewherez!!!
Seeing the hair burn off the spiders abdomen, Mogmurch squealed with delight. Reaching into his boot pouch again and extracts another handful of smoldering moss...
Ooooooeeeeee! Take that Lotzo! Burn! Burn! Burn!
The Licktoads tales of the mighty Lotsalegs are legnedary. Shaking his head in disbelief and working his hands at the same time, Mogmurch jumps on the chance to slay this menace of the Licktoads...
"Burn pider! Burn!"
Ditto. I do like the maptools, but have limited access. In the other games I am in the DM has been linking an updated map with eack Round Summary. That I can see on my phone and I think works well enough.
Mogmurch traipsed along with a big smile on his wide, black and blue face. Feeling very well rested, he wasn't sure who's idea it was to take a nap in the middle of the day...but it was a good one.
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz ...Horse!....Zzzzzzzzzzzz ...No!"
Mogmurch gazes down at his own fist and to grows very, very angry at it... "Oh no you don't!" He yells at his fist... Mogmurch's fist comes up quickly bashing Mogmurch in the face several times before a tiny brownie arrow impales his neck...snapping him out of his ferocious attack on himself...
As Mogmurch stands there nose beginning to swell purple with blood, his eye lids become very heavy...smacking his lips, his eyes close as he falls straight on his back... "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzz...zzz...zzz...zzz..."
Didn't know the brownies would get a save. I thought they didn't if I got to target a grid.
On his round for some odd reason Mogmurch thinks its a good idea to do way much more damage than he could possibly ever do to anyone ever to himself...bare handed...?
Hope coordinates are accurate. I do most of my PBP post from iPhone @ work...can't access maptools. But I looked this morning and moved my token and I think I remembered the coordinates
For a moment Mogmurch just wanted to curl up in a ball and mumble incoherently, but instead... Mogmurch moves to opposite the brownie tree () and extracts some rude looking components from his hard leather boot (belt pouch) at his waist. Crushing these items together, the goblin ends up with a handful of what looks like a stinking, smoking wad of moss that ignites in green flame. Howling with glee Mogmurch tosses the mass of moss at the general area behind the brownies... "Mogmurch show other goblins how to bake brownies!"
Mogmurch does not mind covering out tracks with fire!
Mogmurch eyes glaze over as he gazes at the So-Shiny Medallion, as if not even hearing Thakmaka's words the Gorge of Gluttons drops to clatter at his feet as he reaches out and takes the medallion in his hands. Mouth hanging wide open as his jaw slowly falls open...Mogmurch can only manage a single phrase that he mutters over and over... "Fire....fire....fire...fire...FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!" The goblin runs wildly towards the camp fire and screams the command word watching the cone of flame leap out and make the bonfire swell. He stands there glassy eyed and drooling for sometime before Rempty grabs him by the collar and drags him to their hole for the night.
Mogmurch licks his lips and begins chewing on the first slug and not spitting out the slime bladder...making yummy noises and practically relishing the taste...
"Why nobody liking bull slugs is crazy. I eat these everyday to calm my stomach from my potins!" Without hesitation Rempty hops over and begins licking Mogmurch's face clean....
"Me makes many foul things to eat and drink! Me have an iron guts! Eat nails & snails! Hand me that bang o' snails n' slugs!
"His mighty Girthness spoke to us! We must be important Goblins and he knows it! Special picked us, he did! He said we best Licktoads! We go get fireworks! Burn! Burn! Burn!" Mogmurch hops around in circles kicking his toad in front of him screaming, and making whistling noises... "Peeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Booooooossssshhhhhh!!!!! Peeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww Boooooooooosh!!! Fireworks!!!!!
Mogmurch jumps in place and spins in circles, continuously readjusting his skull mask and juggling his toad in his hands while speaking outloud in a squeaky voice... "His Mighty Girthness knows that we are the best Licktoads ever! Excepting maybe His Mighty Girthness himself, of course! He knows it and must have something important for us to do! Slay Dogs, Slay Horseses or slay Longshanks! Me know care as long as it burns, it be okee dokee!!!"
Got back onto maptools today and Kor's Goblins is no longer on the list.
"Gutwad's gonna make us all chiefs! You wait and see! Be sure not to listen to his words! They scramble your brain bits!!"
All set.
1. You find a small human child wandering alone in the forest, what do you do? Answer: "Throw a boom at it!" 2. You have been alone tracking a wild pig all afternoon and finally you have caught up to him. Just as you are about to ambush it you hear a "thwack" sound echo from behind you. One of your goblin chums, Slush Shoot-So-Good has just bullseyed your boar with an arrow. What do you do or say? Answer: "Das me pigs Slush! Not your pig! You take pig, I shove a boom down your throat!" 3. You are eating dinner. It's horse meat. You love horse meat! You are about to eat your portion when a goblin you have been trying to make "mushy" with for many weeks sits down beside you and says, "You gives me horse flesh and me gives you mushy tonight." What do you do? Answer: "No deal! I loves horse fleshes, and I only make "mushy" with Rempty...unless...Rempty say its okay...then we all make "mushy" together!"
Roar!!! |