Maulfeuer Brandstifter's page

perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

to attempt to pay attention to where the little one is during the madness

edit- apparently I barely recognize the corpse of the halfling werepig over my shoulder

perception 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

"Did that thing say 7000 dwarves? I can't handle that kind of army. Here give me one of those corpses and lets get moving!!"

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

~Sits waiting for Leafy to do something....~

:P

you look ready to pounce.

More than in a long time I long to back in the ring.

Wait, the PbP! Are we back? Am I on? OMG! Where is it?

I never heard back from everyone, but I would like to give it another go sometime. :/

I'm game, just let me know when we start it back up

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Fawtly DM wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Morning! Going to breakfast with wife.

No Joycean ejaculations this morning?

Homicidal Halfling? Is our PbP coming back? Or am I missing the reference?

I tried to resurrect our PbP, somebody never posted.

Sorry...remember I was in bed for two weeks after the return from FL.

:(

Would you be interested in said PbP still?

I'd like everyone who would like to get it going again to let me know, if you guys are up for it, we just need to find someone to replace Flash and I'd love to give the old FaWTL try. :)

I'd love some piggy BBQ, Carolina style. Maybe some potato salad on the side. J'ygg sure does have a purdy moufh.

still getting the molitav cocktail ready

Aevelyn looks across to her companions and waves over to the cottage, while shielding her eyes from the glare. She says loudly, ”Wow, it sure is hot today! It would be nice if we could find some shade!”

Bluff check to pass hidden message there is someone home:
1d20+7

sense motive check

Aevelyn looks across to her companions and waves over to the cottage, while shielding her eyes from the glare. She says loudly, ”Wow, it sure is hot today! It would be nice if we could find some shade!”

Bluff check to pass hidden message there is someone home:
1d20+7

do I have to roll to see if I pick up the message?

"you weak willed woman go sit under a tree"
bluff check to pass hidden message preparing malatov
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15

"If someone is going to start dinner, I'm gonna join in!"
Mal tears a ribbon of cloth form somewhere, as well as grabs a flask of oil and a tindertwig. Just to get ready if a party needs started

Pipp looks at the garden. "Pah. Look at it! Their bones grow all crooked!"

Naturally, oblivious to the double-entendre.

"Uhmm....Pipp.....those aren't...Oh nevermind

bump

The orcling scratches his head in puzzlement.

Youse wahnts meh tah break open doorah wit dah jugg? Cans we mak its ah flamey jugg? Palueeeeeze?

He flutters what three wisps of eyelashes he has remaining. He trundles off to collect the broken earthware and returns to Baz's side with it in hand.

[b]"how about we light you on fire and i throw you at the door?"or I lift you, you throw the jug then I throw to follow up?"

hey we need to practice halfling special, don't we?

following Aevelyn's guidance Maulfeuer looks to see if there is anything special up ahead
perception:1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

"Why the little one needs lotion, I do not want to know"

blind Maulfeuer is blind

Maulf stares at the orcling and Pipp with a look of bewilderment. "How does that little one swing? I shall sleep with my back to a tree from now on."

Jyg'g Mikrotherion wrote:

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAZZZSSSHHH! BURNINATIN' DA COUNTRAYSIDE BEGINZ NOW! Now if youse cuse Jyg'g...

*thwack* *thwack* ...

goes hump dose hillz now. Hoo-Rah, biatch!

*thwack* *thwack* ...

I'd translate except that he's just giving us an orcling rendition of "This Little Piggy".

I think that we're ready to continue on. Shall we?

"We shall. now lets just let the little one lead. I don't want to feel little pricks in my backside"

"I musta took a wrong step back there, wondered around looking at all the possibilities, licking his lips at all the wonderful fire starting materials around "got tired and took a nap, and wound up lost. by the looks of things I missed the real fun"

Creeping up from from somewhere hidden in the forest that he doesn't even know how he got there, must have been the nymphs. Maulfeuer looks at what the tiny one is burning and with the stench creeping closer states "Even to me that refuse seems not be getting its just deserved rewards."

I've been sorta dealing with rl. you know trying to have a life, trying to get a girlfriend, homework and school. I've asked solnes if she could be my proxy, but the offer stands to anyone who wouldn't mind. also I forgot to updatey main weapon to silver also. I'll try to catch back up guys

sorry I haven't been around lately guys. I am trying to manage real life right now. Some of you might know what it is that I am working on

Lets get moving first thing in the morning, the faster we get moving the faster we get to have some..[scary laughter]..tasty bbq. licking his lips afterwards.

To the Happy Tramp, uh I mean the bar, Aevelyn. We need a party to have some fun. Plus, I want the traveling skewer for when we find the pigs.

When they arrive to Simple Simon's, Maulfeuer utters under his breath I didn't know you were taking me to lunch. When Aevelyn starts questioning Simon, he just walks around the store.

mmmmm Party favors, is there a housewarming that I should be going to? The little one is just full of energy if he ends up inter...er...pum...uhm....probing her for info we might need something he can stab so she doesn't feel a little prick

diplomacy
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

this is not really going to end well, the half pint did better than me, hope the bard can do better

whispers to Aevelyn I think the righteous one there may be a few gold coins shy of a dragon's hoard. His translations might get 'im into trouble.

then he speaks to the group I believe we should head into town before we disturb LPM any further, plus I don't have the coin to replace anything here if I get hungry as he looks at the drapes.

I've decided to learn "Jyg'g speak" so that everyone can understand what the little one is saying.

Jyg'g Mikrotherion wrote:

"Das ah flavor savor from mah pocket puddin'. Don't bogart it, Maulfeuer! Now its ah time tah get Jyg'gy wit it"

Let's see...

Translation: "Thank you LPM for your incredible hospitality -- the cabbage was especially divine."

Uh, I don't think Jyg'g means what you think he means

"tobah because butfuah! wit mine I can see yer bluey bloomin' bajhoobies rite threw cher clothes! Suckz tah be you and teh awesum tah be Jyg'g!"

<he twirls around on his calloused feet and breaks out into ... a jyg'g.>

"Jyg'g just a jyg'galo and evrah where jyg'g goes ya know tha part jyg'gsie playin'......"

Speaking of which where is my money you little runt, and what is that white stain on your tunic? Maulfeuer states as he pokes one his spiked gauntlets toward Jyg'g. He notices Skia's grin then whispers to Jyg'g What cruel and unusual tortures do you think she has planned for me? Ooh what fun to be had Uhh Jyg'g why are you eye level with me after you looked at the dark elf?

lights a twindertwig and puts the wooden end in his mouth
Three pigs you say? Once we are done I imagine a great barbecue will follow, huh? Allow me to introduce my self to those not of short temperament with ferocity inverse of their height. I am Maulfeuer Brandstifter. I also go by the flame eater, the charred one, the one who ignites the sheets, or as Jyg'g addresses me the Burninator. Just one more question will we be able to burn something on this little endeavor?
he notices the tindertwig has gone out and promptly consumes it

Quit that absurd dancing Jyg'g, where do you think you are? A pub?

the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.....YUM!!!!

lets get it started

Jyg'g Mikrotherion wrote:

Preliminary introduction. May need a little polishing. It includes two other participants ... one who has a 'speaking role' done on my behalf.

** spoiler omitted **...

"I shall call it 'The Ballad of the Spewing Orcling'. I think we might have a hit!"

It better be, because one way or another there will be a hottt time. ~W.E.G~

In addition to finding out what impact damage is involved ... I will have those spiked gauntlets ...

... and then I could start raging in a grapple and bite as well.

Yes....so looking forward to it.

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Woody - I haven't forgotten about the background bit. I'm procrastinating. :D

same here for the background. The loner type is so overdone but it seems to fit the character. Why am I picturing us as a walking Abbot and Costello routine with me as Abbot and Jyg'g as Costello

Urizen wrote:

Not sure what what my range would be. How far can one toss a midget, anyway?

I'd go with a 10' Range Increment.

+1

That's what the throw anything feat states. If it doesn't have a range increment treat it as 10'

now all we have to figure out the damage for Jyg'g

Hp updated, added Jyg'g to my range attack what will his damage be? Or should we just rule it like a splash/grenade type weapon and he does his attack damage? Would it be a full round action to launch him?

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Pipp wrote:

I've put a brief background into Pipp's profile. He's good to go!

** breaths a heavy sigh of relief **

Prepare to be awed by his ability to give +1 to hit.

is that a +1 to hit or be to be hit on (by an ogre)?

Maulfeuer Brandstifter wrote:

Little pig, little pig let me in or I'll huff and I'll puff.....awww screw it we're gonna either roast him or smoke him (depending if his house is made of straw or wood) out

Jyg'g grabs a makeshift stringed instrument and begins to sing.

starts to drop a beat

Maulfeuer Brandstifter wrote:

Little pig, little pig let me in or I'll huff and I'll puff.....awww screw it we're gonna either roast him or smoke him (depending if his house is made of straw or wood) out

Jyg'g grabs a makeshift stringed instrument and begins to sing.

you got puppets ;)

Hieron Dreimalgroßen wrote:

Draconic for kobolds? (or do they all speak Tradespeak)

Sylvan for Fairywood inhabitants?

So far: T.S./Com, Auran, Celestial

If you want to know what those little lizards are saying behind your back then Draconic is a good one. Sylvan is very useful as you can expect to deal with many creatures that speak it. Giant may also be a valid choice depending on how long we run.

my character has an average intelligence so he only knows what tieflings start with ie Tradespeak/common, and abyssal. and maybe screams of pain depending if he set the fire or not ;) Little pig, little pig let me in or I'll huff and I'll puff.....awww screw it we're gonna either roast him or smoke him (depending if his house is made of straw or wood) out

ok gear purchased, I just feel lost I have 972gp or equivalent(a.k.a divided it up with platinum gold silver and copper) Too much coinage.

I rename the greatsword to a Flamberge just for flavor or did they actually make sword to that name here?

still need to buy the rest of my gear but can you give a look over, Just to clarify I intend to by a masterwork breastplate hence the armor on the skills

I'm here
strikes tindertwig then consumes it