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"Good", Markus says as he cleans his knives meticulously. "I've had enough of this place."

Hrm. I swore I posted this already.

10774-02
No day job

With all the other opponents defeated, Markus flips his daggers around into a reverse grip and charges into melee.

Mainhand (prayer, flank): 1d20 + 19 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 19 + 1 + 2 = 38
Miss: 1d100 ⇒ 77 Potential Hit
Damage: 1d4 + 13 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 13 + 1 = 17

Spotting an unoccupied opponent amidst the swinging chains, Markus turns his attention and his knives that direction.

Targeting the red chained devil.

Mainhand (cover, prayer): 1d20 + 19 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 19 - 4 + 1 = 24
Miss: 1d100 ⇒ 89 Potential Hit
Damage: 1d4 + 13 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 13 + 1 = 15
Offhand: 1d20 + 19 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 19 - 4 + 1 = 27
Miss: 1d100 ⇒ 93 Potential Hit
Damage: 1d4 + 13 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 13 + 1 = 17

Iterative: 1d20 + 14 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 14 - 4 + 1 = 23
Miss: 1d100 ⇒ 11 Miss
Damage: 1d4 + 13 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 13 + 1 = 18
Offhand Iterative: 1d20 + 14 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 14 - 4 + 1 = 26
Miss: 1d100 ⇒ 34 Potential Hit
Damage: 1d4 + 13 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 13 + 1 = 15

Markus joins his companions in moving across the bridge and hurls a knife at one of the chained devils.

Attack: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (14) + 19 = 33
Miss: 1d100 ⇒ 20 Miss
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14

Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

Markus watches the creatures closely but doesn't draw his blades right away. He waits for his companions to make a move.

Sorry, Markus is attacking from range.

"Hey! Leave the girl alone", Markus shouts at the grabby table as he rushes closer.

Assuming we're not in initiative and Shonne isn't able to free herself:

Primary: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (3) + 19 = 22
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16

Offhand: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (5) + 19 = 24
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16

Iterative: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (4) + 14 = 18
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17

Offhand Iterative: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (2) + 19 = 21
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16

I was hoping someone would identify the items.

"It sounds like someone is following us. Let's pay them a visit."

Oh, good point. I don't know if any of those hit but add +1 to the damage rolls.

Edit: I stand corrected.

Markus flips his knives around and hurls them at the further shae. After each expert throw the blades ricochet perfectly allowing the big varisian to catch and throw them again.

Taking the +2 attack/AC from blessing of fervor.

Primary (fervor, prayer, cover, melee): 1d20 + 19 + 1 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 19 + 1 - 4 - 4 = 16
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17

Offhand: 1d20 + 19 + 1 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (11) + 19 + 1 - 4 - 4 = 23
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15

Iterative: 1d20 + 14 + 1 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (13) + 14 + 1 - 4 - 4 = 20
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17

Offhand Iterative: 1d20 + 19 + 1 - 4 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 19 + 1 - 4 - 4 = 17
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15

Markus growls in frustration as he's peppered with tiny bolts of magical force. The moment he reaches the top he grabs his knives and tears into the nearby shae.

Taking the +2 attack/AC from blessing of fervor.

Primary: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (14) + 19 = 33
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14

Offhand: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (9) + 19 = 28
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16

Iterative: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (11) + 14 = 25
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15

Iterative Offhand: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (14) + 14 = 28
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14

Markus joins Shonne and Misha in scaling the chain-wall.

Climb: 10 + 10 = 20

"9000 years? How are you alive?" Markus asks. "And what did you do to earn the wrath of the masters of this place?"

Markus gives the glowing bridge a test with one foot before crossing with the elf and his pet tree. "That's a useful trick Ralph."

Left it is.

Markus inches forward, unhappy with the feeling of close quarters created by the dangling chains.

"Keep an eye out. Something could easily be lurking above us and we wouldn't hear it for all the noise we're making just moving around", he warns.

"Agreed. We've wasted enough time here."

This is why democracy is dumb. =P

Markus is okay with whichever plan. Whatever moves us forward.

That sounds like the plan.

Markus grunts and slings the bound man over his shoulder. "Ready when you are."

Varien didn't get it with the 31?

"Use that damned thing!" Markus growls to Zac. "We don't have time to be stingy here."

Hearing what he needs to, Markus casually stands from his lonely table and heads for the stairs as well.

Markus finds an empty table to take a seat and watch the room.

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12

Markus tucks his wayfinder into his vest and gives the newcomers a nod of acknowledgement.

To the cup!

"It will be taken care of", growls a fearsome varisian whose appearance makes it clear he's no stranger to violence. "Markus", he adds with a nod to his companions.

Markus is a tall thickly muscled varisian man with a rugged swarthy complexion. His aquiline nose is slightly crooked from being badly broken and a long cruel scar runs from his lip down his chin. He often wears an open vest revealing his heavily muscled torso which is covered in various scars (scars matching those on his forearms). He's otherwise clad in piecemeal armor and around his waist is a patchwork sash constructed from a multitude of bright colors holding several sharp curved daggers close at hand.

I have a switch-hitter thrower character (this alias) I play in PFS.

Throwing isn't optimal but it's perfectly viable. You can check out his build in the alias.

Thanks for DMing!

10774-2

Moving with supernatural speed, Markus steps closer. He gives a fearsome shout and hurls another volley of knives.

Rage. This is minus cover and with one range penalty.

Mainhand: 1d20 + 14 - 3 ⇒ (10) + 14 - 3 = 21
Damage: 1d4 + 11 ⇒ (2) + 11 = 13
Mainhand Iterative: 1d20 + 9 - 3 ⇒ (7) + 9 - 3 = 13
Damage: 1d4 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14
Offhand: 1d20 + 14 - 3 ⇒ (18) + 14 - 3 = 29
Damage: 1d4 + 11 ⇒ (1) + 11 = 12
Offhand Iterative: 1d20 + 9 - 3 ⇒ (13) + 9 - 3 = 19
Damage: 1d4 + 11 ⇒ (2) + 11 = 13
Haste: 1d20 + 14 - 3 ⇒ (18) + 14 - 3 = 29
Damage: 1d4 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15

If those things aren't pillars providing cover, add +4 to each roll.

Who is up?

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18

Markus rushes across the room with a dagger in hand, ready to hurl it if Rhoswen tries a spell.

Readying to disrupt.

Everyone loves haste but the martial types the most.

Markus kicks open the doors.

Markus continues to hurl knives at the giant bee.

Mainhand: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14
Mainhand Iterative: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15
Offhand: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14
Offhand Iterative: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16

Confirming: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21
Extra Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17

Markus moved up last turn.

Markus pulls knives from his sash and lets fly at the bee menacing the tiefling.

Mainhand: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16
Mainhand Iterative: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17
Offhand: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16
Offhand Iterative: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16

Will: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Unable to tell which is which, Markus throws knives at both of them!

Vs #1

Mainhand: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16
Mainhand Iterative: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17

Vs #2

Offhand: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14
Offhand Iterative: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16

Confirming: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Extra Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14

Whose turn is it?

But alas, we don't have rapid reload [sling].

Markus loads his sling and fires into the mass of bees.

Mainhand: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17
Damage: 1d6 + 11 ⇒ (1) + 11 = 12

Can Markus improvise a sling to use with the stones? If he'd known we were supposed to be using them as weapons, he would have borrowed a sling from the fey or something.

How do we use them?

Do they shoot lasers or something?

Markus pulls two more knives and steps forward to blend the spriggan before him.

Rage

Mainhand: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (7) + 16 = 23
Damage: 1d4 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15
Mainhand Iterative: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18
Damage: 1d4 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14
Offhand: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (5) + 16 = 21
Damage: 1d4 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15
Offhand Iterative: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (1) + 11 = 12
Damage: 1d4 + 11 ⇒ (1) + 11 = 12

Markus hurls a volley of knives at the warg that made it up to the party.

Mainhand: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 10 + 1 = 31
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14
Mainhand Iterative: 1d20 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 5 + 1 = 17
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14
Offhand: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 10 + 1 = 21
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17
Offhand Iterative: 1d20 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 5 + 1 = 13
Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14

Confirming: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 10 + 1 = 16
Extra Damage: 1d4 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14

Markus moves closer, ejecting a wand from its sheath along the way and triggering it.

Shield

Init: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

Thanks Buckwheat!

Markus continues to move quietly ahead.

Stealth: 1d20 + 3 + 10 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 3 + 10 + 5 = 26

Markus can’t make the perception check.

Crouching low, Markus tries to be as stealthy as he can.

Stealth: 1d20 + 3 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 3 + 10 = 25

Any chance we could finish up before the big day hits? I don't imagine you're going to have much time for PBP during the early days of parentdom.

Will: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24

Will: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15