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I blame Freehold for Vany's frozen shoulder.

Gary Teter wrote:

Epoch 17, in which FAWTLbot discovers winter:

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hugs FAWTLbot

Ugh. Like oh my gob, get a room walk-in freezer, you two.

Or it's Freehold's fault.

I hope it's summer on Triaxus. :-)

Not if Snow Miser has anything to say about it.

Triaxian Ned Stark: "Never forget, Freehold is coming."
Triaxian Stark Children: {shiver in terror}

Lumpy Heat Princess wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

winter, rise! Show captain yesterday the meaning of cold!

Mwah-ha-ha-ha! You have no power here, Freehold the Grey.

know that you only delay the inevitable! Snow will return once more!

You know nothing, Fron Snow.

winter, rise! Show captain yesterday the meaning of cold!

Mwah-ha-ha-ha! You have no power here, Freehold the Grey.

No snow here either. Plenty of wind now, lots of rain and three tornadoes in the past couple weeks, but no snow. I blame Cosmo for the weather.

Freehold DM wrote:

it's taking too long. We need snow now.

*binds and gags Freehold DM to prevent him from tampering with the weather*

Kinky.

{shivers} It's, like, almost 80° F with high humidity down here in FL.

Also we're now in the 8-10 inch (of snow) band, so I expect mass pandemonium if I wait until after school.

Snow? Meh, whatevs. {casts summon kitten swarm to lick away all the snow}

Freehold DM wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Dangit Freehold, this is not a good night for snow.

reads the Fimbulwinter primer according to this, every night is a good night for snow.

Apparently something disagrees, the snow thankfully stopped.

You're like, welcome and junk.

I DO! ALL OF YOU PUNY MORTALS SHALL FEEL MY WRATH AND SUFFER FOR ALL YOU HAVE DONE!

Yeah right, like, whatevs.

I believe, like, Freehold should just lay off the snow and junk already.

I blame Cosmo for Old Man Winter deciding to undergo lichdom this year and not want to end.

OMW, like, retired to the Florida panhandle, and junk. You should, like, blame that Freehold dude; he's, like, the new Snow Miser, or something. Whatev's.