Chuffy show Mogmurch how sneaking is done!
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"Wait, Poog, there may be bigger fences to fry!"
Newly invigorated, Chuffy returns to flanking and ATTACK!
Chuffy rethink situation, five foot step away, draw potion cure moderate, drink it.
Chuffy delay until a flank buddy is available, then drops useless hand crossbow, draws Dogslicer while moving into flanking, and chops at pig.
Chuffy reload, shoot dumb pig again!
Chuffy carrying trusty hand crossbow through forest, shoot the pig!
Chuffy gets out.
Chuffy not totally clear on the mechanics at play. If Chuffy able to do both, he swing again on Eagle 1 (the hurtest), then exit pie. If unable to do both, he just get out of pie. Chuffy make the following rolls to accomplish this nonsense.
What chaos have Chuffy wrought?
Chuffy retaliates, but believes in collective guilt, so he swings at whatever eagle is stupid enough to get in his line of attack!
Chuffy also draw Dog Slicer with his remaining Move action.
Chuffy struggles against binding.
Chuffy's body, through sheer force of habit, continues to scramble about trying, likely unsuccessfully, to kill Stirges for however many rounds this dare continues, while Chuffy's astral form projects itself to a place called "Indy" and a thing called "GenCon."
Chuffy continues to acrobatics and slice as appropriate.
Chuffy threaten a crit!
Chuffy Evade?
Burnt or not, Chuffy advance on another stupid, stupid stirge, drawing dogslicer on way, and slice it like a dog!
Chuffy don't let a bad bolt keep him down. Chuffy reload and try again!
Chuffy remain where Chuffy is, reload crossbow and shoot same Stirge
When Chuffy turn roll around, Chuffy acrobat out slightly onto unoccupied plank, presumably one in front of Chuffy.
En route, Chuffy draw his hand crossbow and when five feet out plank, stop and shoot farthest Stirge to the left.
Chuffy led by blind ambition to be Chieftan of Birdcrunchers, so he step up first to shoot birds. Round 1!
Round 2!
Round 3
How many Moot Points Chuffy make?
Birdcrunchers very secretive -- not rude, but not talky-talky. No wonder they want a moot for a Chieftan. Quite obvious differences in local cuisine: seagull soup, charred grackle Licktoads more accustomed to grackle soup and charred seagull, but the change delightful.
Chuffy confident that his silent ways will serve him well at the Chieftan Moot. Poog talk to much today that Chuffy already moot in comparison. On other hand moot Chieftan not about to order other Gobbos around, so that a problem.
Few activities mutually exclusive with stabbing.
Chuffy with you! Licktoads bring back more firework or stab stuff trying!
Truly Poog filled with spirit of Forework! Also, possibly insane.
Assuming filthy Dog Woman still standing when Chuffy turn roll around, Chuffy slice her, then five foot step North so that if Vorka step out Chuffy can SNEAK ATTACK! on next turn.
Chuffy, delighted by the explosion, still instinctively recoil from the burnings.
Chuffy instincts not certain whether they enjoy a bonus to that save from the wall between him and the explosion.
Chuffy give look of shock. Vorka not only keep dogs and horse, but summon them? That far worse than eating other Gobbos! We must end her, Licktoads! Chuffy moves as necessary to flank Vorka, sneak attacks her. If no flanking is available on Vorka, Chuffy moves to flank awful magic dog, sneak attacks it. If no flanking available on either, Chuffy attack without flank, Vorka first choice, awful magic dog second choice.
Chuffy hide next to door, ready to SNEAK ATTACK first enemy exit cabin.
Chuffy not think numbers are snacks; Chuffy KNOW numbers are snacks. After all, "seven ate nine." Honor safely defended, even if only in his own football head, Chuffy wait for wink, and upon wink, open door, then after football-ish wasper nest inside door, Chuffy slam door shut! Chuffy then ruminate on what is this "football" thing he keeps comparing heads and wasper nests to. "Football" is nothing Chuffy ever seen. "Football" is nothing Chuffy ever heard of. But Chuffy just certain to depth of his Gobbo soul (and Gobbo soul have deep, deep depth) that "football" perfect metaphor for Gobbo head and for kicked wasper nest.
Chuffy tired of this issue. Chuffy draw dog slicer, cut off square of dog skin from barky monstrosity. Hand to Mogmurch. i pull down stingwing nest. You put in this, throw thru door. Fireworks not rescue themselves!
In Poog pocket.
Chuffy offers one of his spare bug cages. Stingwings bugs. Chuffy cage hold bugs.
Chuffy concur. Too long have stingwing troubled Licktoads. Is time that stingwing trouble those who trouble Licktoads! Chuffy take position to open door, slam shut once mudball thrown inside.
When his turn finally rolls around, he will Acrobatic his way into flanking, and slice the dog.
Chuffy remains stealthful. Three Goblins seen does not mean Chuffy seen. Besides, Chuffy doesn't see or hear these dogs Poog shouts about, so the dogs shouldn't see or hear Chuffy.
Chuffy perceives?
Chuffy climb very sneaky onto boat.
Chuffy exasperatedly say "Poog, Chuffy no can slice-chop wasper! They job for fire-tossers like Mogmurch."
Chuffy ask Mogmurch blow up wasper nest? Chuffy Dogslicer no good for chopping wasper!
Chuffy bravely sneak up on Horse Beast. Sneaky Chuffy": 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (18) + 16 = 34 Chuffy slice! Horse Bane Dog Slicer": 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 111d4 + 3 - 1 + 1d6 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + 3 - 1 + (1) + (5, 1) = 12 As an aside, Chuffy goes as far as he is able so as to set up flanking with Reta when she reaches the Horse Beast. [i]Sorry about the formatting. I thought I had double posted so I edited what I thought was my second post, but then realized I had been looking at the preview. So I went back in my browser history and just grabbed the actual text of the previous version of the post.
Chuffy wait for allies to outnumber horse.
Chuffy repeat plan. "Chuffy sneak chop, Reta charge, Poog and Mogmurch throw fires!"
Chuffy find his petition quite successful as he snag a chewy. YECH!!! This stuff work by making Chuffy so sick he can't stay sick! Fortunately Chuffy remember his nom de Gobbo. Chuffy cleanse taste of nasty chewy by licking wound.
Chuffy celebrate death of Lotslegs. Now goblin babies . . . not safe, but less not safe than before. Chuffy humbly petition Poog for chewy: Give me chewy, Frog-Head!
Chuffy know good thing when he see it, and he see good thing in flanking Lotsleg. This time Chuffy not have to sneak around Lotsleg, so instead devote his time to adding stylistic flourish to his swing!
Chuffy take up flanking position with Reta, using Acrobatics to do so safely if necessary, and then . . . SNEAK ATTACK!!!
Chuffy certain he more likely to slip the accursed web than break free with strength!
Chuffy braves the Earbiter Escape Artist = 1d20+8-2 = (19)+8-2=25, (15)+8-2=21, (11)+8-2=17, (15)+8-2=21, (5)+8-2=11, (12)+8-2=18. (These all include the -2 penalty for Sickened.)
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