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If therern't two hornswoglin' varmints a-starin' at each other on Main Street, hands above their holsters, then 'taint high noon, pardner. Y'all can set yer fob-watches by it.


Keep them goaties touchin', rawhiiide


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Lonesome Cowboy Limey wrote:

...

'I wear a ten-gallon hat to fit my ten-gallon head. Guess why I wear ten-gallon pants!'
...
Is it because you're full of s!@*?

One gallon... Two gallons... Three gallons...

NOT ANY MORE!!!!!


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Scintillae wrote:
...and thanks to the direction of this page, I'm trying to think of terrible cowboy pickup lines.

"They call me lariat, cuz I can make a 'lass-oo'"

'Hey thar. Wanna rustle my Texas Longhorn?'

'I wear a ten-gallon hat to fit my ten-gallon head. Guess why I wear ten-gallon pants!'

'Everyone'll start calling you 'Coyote' after you've met me, cuz you'll be howlin' all night on the prairie'

'The Pony Express wants to ride up your dress, and the Pony Express never fails!'


Hot diggety dog, goblin pardner sheriff.

The next poster would like to thank the masked gobbo.


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I ride an Old Gob,
They're cheaper than ponies,
I'se herding wild garlic
With a greengrocer named Tony.


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"You should have paid the 100 dollar, Frank Tanner"


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Today's Hallowe'en Count at work:

1 x sexey demon
1 x (verey) sexey catwoman
1 x Polish man in a rubber ghoul mask
1 x Lonesome Cowboy, with a cake tin on his head as they'd run out of hats.

Yippie ki-oh-ki-ay.


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Fallout Rampage Cap'n Yesterday wrote:

Fallout New Vegas is one of the single best video games of all time.

Can't listen to the radio anymore though.

Hot digitty doggy dog style, yes it is, pardner buddy.

Reinstalled it last week, jest so I can shoot ancient Romans, home on the range.

EDIT: Yee Haw.