...and thanks to the direction of this page, I'm trying to think of terrible cowboy pickup lines.
"They call me lariat, cuz I can make a 'lass-oo'"
'Hey thar. Wanna rustle my Texas Longhorn?'
'I wear a ten-gallon hat to fit my ten-gallon head. Guess why I wear ten-gallon pants!'
'Everyone'll start calling you 'Coyote' after you've met me, cuz you'll be howlin' all night on the prairie'
'The Pony Express wants to ride up your dress, and the Pony Express never fails!'
He's virile Touchy Goat (flouncin' atcha!)
He's winsome Goaty T.
Fallout Rampage Cap'n Yesterday wrote:
Hot digitty doggy dog style, yes it is, pardner buddy.
Reinstalled it last week, jest so I can shoot ancient Romans, home on the range.
EDIT: Yee Haw.