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ACK ACK ACK, ACK! ACK ACK ACK ACK! ACK.

Yep. I'm old.

I have no idea who Night Monkey nor Unnamed Goose are.

But I did just send off physical letters to my congresspeople! That makes me cool, right?

Hello, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such educational films as "Catsup, Our Tastiest Vegetable!" and "How To Invest the Shemp Howard Way."

Today's double-feature is "Night Monkey: Lethal Menace or Deadly Threat?" and "Untitled Goose, America's Second Favorite A$$hole!"

{flips off classroom lights, takes a long swig from whisky flask}

Hmmm... flamethrowers for some, iron spikes for others.

>_>

<_<

Nuts, you didn't mean me. No, not the other one.

No, not the other other one either.

No, you want the other other other one.

Jem, the largest Hologram, simply ate the other Holograms during the infamous Donnerpalooza music & food fest of '93.

Wha??? Bill, obviously you've never read Avengers Forever. THAT had a great Kang build to it.

Anyways, I stand with Kang. Doom...meh.

{blushes}

Cole Deschain wrote:

I kinda preferred the former inhabitants of Apostae...

True, I;d much much prefer the Ilee ruling Aposte. Drow feel like a sell out popularity bid. Especially as how the Ilee were fascinating and unique.

Oh, they're still around.

Patiently waiting. Many of them hiding in plain sight.

I hereby take a position perpendicular to the tangent of tomorrow's half-digested bit of potato and overcooked beef.

"We must move forward, not backwards; upwards, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"

Don't blame me, I voted for Vermin Supreme.

bishop083 wrote:

I blame cosmo for giving me the idea to play as a mysterious stranger/arcane duelist singing cowboy.

...this bit needs an extra favorite.

{stuffs extra cotton into ears as precaution against "Indian Love Call" sonic attack]

Hmm... Blood loss for some, unholy immortality for others!

All this has happened before, and all this will happen again. {hums a bit of Hendrix}

Yes, fellow hoomahns, the Earth Senator Cruz hatched and pupated here in the rich loamy American soil, and is thus eligible. {waves tiny flag}

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

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So did I.

Ross Byers wrote:

Are there any non-coffee people left at Paizo?

There are. We maintain peaceful coexistence with them.

Coffee and Tea... at Tanagra.

Caffeine, her arms wide!

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

I can see the relation between motion sickness and being drunk having subjected myself to "The Spins" on more than one occasion

We must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards intoxication!

BEHEADINGS FOR SOME, MINIATURE GALTAN FLAGS FOR OTHERS.