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Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"Eoghan..get ready. Dayo... you're. Not going to want to look at this " Justin is so. so glad his species doesn't have a vomit reflex, for what he's saying at least as much as the stench

"Laurie? Is that you? Come on out. Come look at the flowers... "

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"This is my fault for thinking I had no more dignity to lose today...." try to shoo the party back and open the door.

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Justins dignity is already dead for the day at least, it can't get any worse right? Looks up at dayo and puts his arms up

"UPSIES"

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"No no let me go fir...just kidding. I dub thee BOTH bait, move up and have fun "

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"I bet five gold it doesn't drag off Eoghan. That way I win either way "

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Justin hops up, tugs on dayos braid, and tries to yank him back as far as he can

reposition: 1d20 + 2 - 1 - 3 ⇒ (19) + 2 - 1 - 3 = 17

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Corsair17 wrote:
Congratulations to the new First Seeker. We will hold a barbeque in his honor, that is if we can sober up the cook...

fort save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

profession Cook: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (17) + 16 = 33

Cooks fairly well even unconscious...

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Fires a bit of cold at yellow

attack touch: 1d20 + 2 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 2 + 3 + 1 = 26
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2

critical! froze an eyeball

attack touch: 1d20 + 2 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 2 + 3 + 1 = 14
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

(NOT rolling that again!)

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Fires a bit of cold at yellow

attack touch: 1d20 + 2 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 2 + 3 + 1 = 26
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2

critical! froze an eyeball

attack touch: 1d20 + 2 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 2 + 3 + 1 = 14
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Justin willmove up and take a shot at yellow, through a lot of legs

attack: 1d20 + 6 - 4 ⇒ (18) + 6 - 4 = 20
damage: 1d8 ⇒ 1

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft
Dayo wrote:
"After we remove the evil threat," Dayo chides Justin like a mother scolding a child.

"We can multi task "

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Prestidigitation with extreme prejudice

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Justin will vote for pushing on. There's a psycokiller on the loose, they may not in fact be here, and resting in any of alfred hitchcocks movies is probably a bad idea. the party is at near full except for him.

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft
''Vitro'' Wizjietroczenon wrote:
"So I'm thinking, we find some indoors place to sleep. Maybe a shed somewhere?"

"Or we don't. We have a wand of healing. and Vitro is still loaded with spells. I won't be of much help. As good as I look in gigham I'd rather face ghouls awake than wake up as laurie "

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft
''Vitro'' Wizjietroczenon wrote:
...delicate ears...

"Be thankful yours are out of reach of the towns children"

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Justin fires off a ray o frost

attack: 1d20 + 2 + 1 + 3 - 8 ⇒ (2) + 2 + 1 + 3 - 8 = 0 Touch
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

"Sorry dayo.. I'll patch that on the way back home... "

Justin can't brew his stat increases into the bonus. However slot of downtime we get, I can start working on enough runestones that I won't run out of enlarges and reduces for a while.

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Justin scurries up a little, pinching his nostrils together

Eoghan moved up

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft
Dayo wrote:
If you give me 50 feet everything will be dead by the time you catch up ^_^

as long as the dead stop moving by then i'm fine with that

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Justin will take up the rear and protect the healer this time...

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"...the universe hates my metaphors doesn't it.... Why, having been born on the surface, do humans have this inexplicable desire to dig down below, where everything is trying to kill you.. or worse? I hate to say this but we should head down there now while the spells are working, its almost guaranteed to be where things are trying to kill us. "

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"So did this guy shoot for the surface and wind up with the dwarves? "

next room to find out. I think there's some bad luck in here..

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"Sans Jessicas help I don't stick anything with maggots up my nose"

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Knowledge ARcana: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15

hhha...ha.....hhhaaaaa...CHOOOOOOOOOOOs and sneezesa book to pieces

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"we need to work out a system for telling which is which. Maybe get them a hat? "

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

hears the narrator say books and zooms back in

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"Happiness is fleeting. It's one reason why it should be treasured while it lasts."

to the rest of the group

"so are then in a time share now or....? "

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

" do I ge..have to be Lorey again?"

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

In fine ratfolk fashion justin runs out too. He who pauses to ask
what we're running away from is lunch.

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft
Eoghan Miskos wrote:

Eoghan inspects the door, with help from Dayo.

[dice=Perception, +1 in case of traps]1d20+12+2

Hey guys, something just occurred to me. Maybe we should have a trapspotter in the party. I clearly can't find any.

The position is trap finder, which you'll manage to do one way or another

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"They say they made the halflings shave their feet to squash the grapes for this vintage, and you can taste the shame. "

Next room

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

hAQCHOOOOOOO

Cloud of dust and twitching whiskers.

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"We're going to need a lot of this. later. "

This is where justin would keep potions to hide them so, detect magic.

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"Humans are known for a malodorous if effective cooling mechanism of exuding diluted urea through their skin, their distinctive flat faces, and forming xenophobic empires when in large numbers. Great as individuals or small groups though. "

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

EEEEEK.. rats...

Justin moves back up the stairs scattering trail rations

"Really? Just move out of their way. they're more scare of you than you are of them. Not than I am of them though. "

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Dayos cats grace has probably worn off

Bulls strength +6 on Etrigran
Reduce person +4 dex on dayo

Once the rest of the room is cleared check out the fireplace.

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Otherwise known as marriage.

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

knowledge arcana: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14

"I prefer some semblance of ORDER in my library.. its like he cobbled together a greatest hits of creepy things at random. "

Detect magic sweep of the room, move lil brother timmy to the gilded cage

Snag the scarf and throw a mending on it just in case we need it later.

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"We'll look for your possessors body in the lake down there on the way out. "

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft
GM Woran wrote:
Oh Desna this is just hilarious. Luckily, you dont fall into the sea because you didnt fail by 5 or more. Still. The diceroller hates you man. Time to sacrifice something small and furry

HEY!

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft
Eoghan Miskos wrote:

"Yeah, great."

Eoghan spits out a tooth.

"Keep doing that. every ounce is going to count. "

Look for something to tie a rope to now that his usual anchor is down the roof...

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Justin can run into the back of his legs, schoolyard style and try to get a nat 20...

1d20 - 1 - 1 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (16) - 1 - 1 + 3 + 2 = 19 vs cmd, possibly flat footed to trip?

oh right charge adds to that since it's an attack roll.

Scarab Sages 5/5 5/55/55/5

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Kishmo wrote:

Also keep in mind, in-universe, rank-and-file Starfinders don't get a vote at all. First Seekers are voted in by the Forum. So there's probably all sorts of jockeying and maneuvering to curry favour with the Forum Members (do we know who any of them are, other than Chiskisk?) happening, too.

Royo, a venerable Ysoki of considerable learning with a penchant for analog data collections is a member of the forum.

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft
GM Woran wrote:
A large number of wooden planks, rope, and other repair supplies are stored here. The ceiling above sags noticeably; in several areas patches of the sky above are visible.

"The definition of irony... "

Make a note to throw Eoghan in there and collect whats salvagable later and move to the next room

Open the door north of dayo

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Left door first

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"With you guys around did you not think i was researching make whole? "

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"I used to dream of getting a tub half that size all to myself "

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

knowledge dungeoneering to see if we should be breathing that in

1d20 + 4 + 1 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 4 + 1 + 3 = 20

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"After the giant helmet getting THAT home will be easy. "

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Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

Lore bathing: 1d20 + 4 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 4 + 3 + 1 = 26

Scarab Sages

Male Ratfolk HP 42/42 | AC 19 T 14 FF 16 | CMD 10| F +4 R +4 W +5 +2 vs disease | Init + 3 | Perception +0/ +10 with scent I Speed 20 Ft

"Can't reach it. Not it. "

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