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No one ever pays attention to me.
IT'S MY TURN DAMNIT!!!! I'm still waiting for my turn.
Next up on the docket: vote on whether carrots make good back scratchers. We open the floor to motions. *makes an obscene motion*
Can I hang with you guys? You can hang with me. Nobody ever hangs with me.
Oh goodie. Maybe in this senate people will listen to me. Probably not. Oh well.
I'm just glad somebody's taking the time to talk about me...
The other senators sent me here. They said there was an important meeting. I think they've fooled me again. *sigh*
"Epic fail?" That's it! You're on The List.that's why there's epic fail and For-The-Win (FTW!)Alignments are full of fail.Apropos of nothing, I'm developing a blinding hatred for the terms "full of fail" and "made of win." I was on a list once.
Sure. As long as I don't have to vote for you...How about your Grandpa Joe Lieberman? Ghhh... Nobody likes old Joe...
How about your Grandpa Joe Lieberman?
Until this past weekend, I've never used aliases. Now I just made my 3rd this morning. The worst is when you look through them and find some you hardly even use anymore.
I was a liberal once.
It's my birthday today! *starts taking notes*
MWAHAHAHA! My plan is coming to fruition. In the days to come, I'm going to write my own health care bill, and the Senate is going to have no choice but to pass it. It is going to make me the official "Big Cheese of the Galaxy."
Okay Barbra, did you really say that viagra is the male equivelant to abortion? I consider it the male equivalent to a boob job.
Joe Cool post.Joe the Plumber post. Joe Lieberman post.
I don't know what to do for Thanksgiving. Everybody I know is too busy getting their copy of Going Rogue signed by Sarah Palin.My lawn needs mowing. You will find the mower in the garage. And don't forget to clip the hedges in the back. At least it's something to do.
I don't know what to do for Thanksgiving. Everybody I know is too busy getting their copy of Going Rogue signed by Sarah Palin.
I like camping because I get to go #2 in the woods.
Maybe they're giving the White House back to us, Al. They probably realized they made a mistake in 2000 and want to give us the shot that is long overdue.
I had a friend once.yeah, but then you cost me the election you old poop. But... But... You said I was a valuable running mate!
I had a friend once.
*wipes a tear* It's been so long since anybody cared enough about me to hit me.
I can be kinky too. *unbuttons collar* Eh? Eh? You like?
I'm thinking of visitng Afganistan again. It's such a cool place. Maybe they'll build a Disney park there..... I like the "It's a Small World" ride. I don't know how they found all those children from all over the world to keep singing all day long, but they're damn talented.
I stood on a platform once, when I took a train from Philadelphia to Washington. I thought you were from Delaware.
Are you starting a new party? This "Indepenent Democrat" bit isn't working out so well. And universal annihilation is something I can get behind. If you give me a senate chairmanship, I promise to half-heartedly and occasionally promote your policies.
Say, weren't you in that movie with Madonna?Hmm. How do I get a Nobel Peace Prize? You were, though! She sang that song "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" and you sang... something else. And you danced too.
Hmm. How do I get a Nobel Peace Prize? Say, weren't you in that movie with Madonna?
I was interviewed once.
How are you feeling now your brain has been munched by zombies? The same.
*drools*
*looks around the thread, oblivious that Bran has exposed his brain and eaten a chunk of it* Is there a draft in here?
What? What are you doing?
I'll support this cause. I stand up for my constituents. *looks around* What an interesting group we have here.
I'm sad most of the time. No one came to my party.
I think I'll watch some football today. Can I watch football with you? I'm all alone...
YOU LIE!Hey! I like you all the time!You know, comrade, there are moments when I kind of like you. When did you become a Senator, Mr. Congressman? The Senate is reserved for true elites, like myself.
I'm a true hero! At least, that's what my family tells me when I need cheering up.
Does anybody know a good martial arts instructor? Alec Baldwin is going DOWN!
That's courageous. I had to apologize to him for the time he dunked my head in a toilet.
I spent all of August heatedly debating legislation on the Senate floor. But nobody else was there.
How come nobody is talking about me anymore?Because you don't have a secret bunker like I do. Sometimes I pretend that my basement is a secret bunker. Then I get sad.
I haven't gotten my paycheck in 27 months. Or was it 37? Some type of clerical error I guess. Oh well.
Last time I went drinking with fellow senators, Elizabeth Dole drank me under the table, and I woke up 5 days later in a Bangkok brothel. People are always doing things like that to me.
What's everyone doing for their August recess? I plan on counting my paperclip collection.
Barack invited me over for a beer last night! I had a Milwaukee's best! So that was where you were last night. I was so lonely waiting for you. I wound up falling asleep on the couch watching late night infomercials. Nobody ever comes to visit.
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