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Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

"Jarvak prefer trolls to Dragons..." he says.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

I'll vote for going with the ranger.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak will go with the majority of the party, but thinks Cirreo needs to get to safety.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak doesn't mind exploring more. "See what else inside. Korred friendly. Good hair. What oil they use?"


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak is okay with looking around, though nervous about the halfling.
"Halfling go bad if no eat for short time," Jarvak says.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Happy Easter and have a good break!


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak nods to the others to start heading out. On the way, he'll talk loudly and sing songs to divert attention from the halfling.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak tries to improvise a robe for the halfling.
Disguise: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

He says in common to the halfling.
"You no speak Gob? Be quiet, no call attention to yourself. Also eat rudely. No use teacup. Or flock and spoo. Eat with hands. Here have another cookie."


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

"You explain well. Besides Satyrs only want drink. Cupcake wasted on them." Jarvak says.

To appease everyone Jarvak starts handing out cupcakes to everyone.

"Yes, where be rangers? Are they colourful?" Jarvak says.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak tries to free the halfling.

"You safe now. Also here, have a cupcake. Brownberries. Don't ask what brownberry is, but you halfling, so will eat anything," Jarvak says.

Disable: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

"I hope they're in there and not mouldy," Jarvak says.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak reaches out and opens the door.

"Look this way.. look that way... look away..."


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

"Lead the way!" Jarvak says. He trails behind the others so he can peek inside the crates and barrels.

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

"THey need to be inspechted for healthy porpoises," Jarvak says.

Bluff: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

"Down good. Also more dangerous..." Jarvak gulps.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak hopes none of Poxy's secretions make it into the cake...

Jarvak starts to look around for anything of interest in the room.

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30


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Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak starts slobbering at Alaka's descriptions.

"Or fried squirrel. That good too."


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Great to hear! Yes, a break helps a lot for GM burnout. Happens to me too!


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Take care. No worries. Hope you get better soon.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

"Munch.. munch.. no one is going to miss this stale bread yeah?" Jarvak says.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak conveys the information to the rest of the party. "Kill it with fire!" he says.

Bow: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

He keeps on singing.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak also starts singing. "Oh look Strawmen... we're going to pluck you out..."

Inspire courage: +2 hit and damage. 5/7 uses left.
Apologies. The site keeps swallowing my posts.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

"W-what creatures are these?" Jarvak wonders.

Knowledge: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

"Jarvak thinks he really wants privacy," he says. He looks at the rest of the room for interesting things.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Please ignore the sound burst. I didn't open up the map.

Still singing, Jarvak draws his bow and fires at the red bear.
Bow attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7
Jynnjun wrote:

On a similar note Jarvak hasn't added a feat since 1st level.

Jarvak, the way the map is you can get both bears and me with a sound burst, or both bears and at least two others. Aiming at just one bear doesn't help. It's why I haven't tried to drop them into a pit.

Oops, will get to it. Totally missed it.

I'll change the sound burst.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Still singing, Jarvak suddenly hits the high c, targeting at one of the bears or if possible 2.

Sound burst damage: 1d8 ⇒ 8
Make Fort Save DC 14 or be stunned for one round.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak starts singing. "We brave kobolds will overcome.. overcome... these ugly bears..."
Inspire courage: +2 to hit and damage rolls


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Heads up that it's Lunar New Year here and might not have access for a few days. Please bot Jarvak. :)


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak peers at the grizzly bears.
"D-do you think t-they'll come alive?" he says.

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

"Alaka smart! Jarvak wish he was as smart! Nice hair they have..." Jarvak says.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak tries to hide as well.

Stealth: 1d20 + 14 + 20 ⇒ (7) + 14 + 20 = 41


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

"Jarvak do have some climbing ability, if you want go up..." he says.

Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

"This no like other time you where you tried new magic and blew up half the camp yeah, kobbie?" Jarvak says. He meekly goes near Jynnjun, hoping not to get blown to pieces.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

OK done with the skill ups. Ready to go!


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Oops. Fixed! Just need to do my skills. Will try to do it by tomorrow.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

HP: 1d8 ⇒ 5

Get well soon Redelia!


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak steps away. "Ouch! That hurt!" he says.

Concentration: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 His song stops.

He fires on the hobgoblin and steps away from the pit so he can't be seen.

Bow: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Still singing, Jarvak shoots at them.

"You meanie no hurt Jarvak friends!" he declares.

Attack: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 7 + 2 = 11
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak continues singing. "Oh the goblins killed the hobgoblins... and left them for dead.."

Jarvak shouts into the pit. "Why you here? What you want? Is chief near? We spare your life if you tell us everything!"

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak calls his comrades to attack. Inspire courage: +2 to attack and damage

"Go get them gobbos and kobie!! he says.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Placed myself on the map. Jarvak will probably use his song to give everyone a bonus to hit and damage.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak gets his flute ready...
I guess we'll try to take them down? Maybe leave one alive?


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak tries to hide while trying to see what's ahead.

Stealth: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (7) + 12 = 19
Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16 (+2 for noise)


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak studies the corpse of the creature. "Fast-sin-ating creature. We must have been un-bear-able to it," Jarvak says with a hopeful smile.

"Yes, let us find rangers.. and with some rabbit meat to give them!" Jarvak says.


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak fires upon the owlbear as well.
"Nasty beast!" he says.

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

"What...? Was Jarvak's joke that bad?" Jarvak wonders.

K(Arcana): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak smiles. "Let us go!"


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

"They think Jarvak is a fun guy," Jarvak says. -CRASH-


Male Goblin Bard 6 | HP 43/43 | init +3 | Perc +10 (+12 noise) DV Stealth +14 | AC 16 T 13 FF 13 | F +3 R +8 W +6 | SP 1/4 2/3 | Bard Perf 7/7

Jarvak ready to go! "Another adventure! Yippee! Me sick of singing to cave mushrooms to make them grow..."