High Priest of Sebastianity's page

I believe Sebastian can show us the way.

All hail Sebastian!

Ricca is banned for calling me out!

All hail, Sebastian!

Everyone who does not show the proper outpouring of worship to His Divine Unicorn shall be banned!

All hail, Sebastian!

All hail, Sebastian!

I was secretly hoping this was a thread about the Almighty Sebastian. Alas, I leave the thread in disappointment.

On topic:
I've never been a fan of monster cohorts, let alone monster PC's. In my current game I'm GMing, I've been much more lenient, but there is the obvious social drawbacks in-game. All my players are standard races (actually mostly humans, a halfling, two elves..) except one is an orc. All-in-all, it is fun, and the players are having a blast.

Anyway, my point is.. on top my head apparently..

Don't listen to the "High Priest". He only knows what I want him to and believes everything I tell him.

Nonsense poopie-pants! Just you wait till Sebastian gets here, he'll show you!

Nay-sayers! Blasphemers! You shall one day regret your words!

All hail Sebastian!

Edit: In my defense, I haven't used this avatar in a long time =)

AvalonXQ wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Depends if you're done being wrong.

It's amusing that you can be so very, very wrong and so very, very childish at the same time.

Grow up.

Not true. I'm using words to fight evil, therefore I'm good. And, I'm fighting immaturity and with immaturity, therefore I'm mature.

Woot!

I never should've stopped worshiping you lol ^^

You're all heathens! Bow down before Sebastian's glory!

Why aren't you worshiping him yet?
Um... oops..

Garydee wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Suffering from AIC (Avatar Identity Crisis)?

I hear Panama Jack and his wizard friend have concocted a lotion to take care of that pesky problem.

WARNING: lotion is to be applied topically, and not ingested. If ingested seek the help of a Thread Lord immediately.

AIC is a bunch of bunk based on junk science.

Uh-oh!

Callous Jack?! Panama Jack?! We need help here! It's spreading!

What? Nonsense!

Query as to where one would obtain a pony avatar.

Callous Jack wrote:

Join the cult of Jack then!

Since you're the first to offer, I might just do that.. but only if CourtFool comes back..

Edit: You read correctly Sebastian.. This whole CourtFool being absent thing is nonsense.. :(

D*mn.. I did say that.. What the ....?

Geez... I guess a deal's a deal...

..sorry Sebastian..

..seems I have to convert to Jack-ism..

edit:

Heee's Baaaaaaaaack!!

High Priest of Sebastianity wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

High Priest of Sebastianity wrote:

Death to the false God! Begone heathen! There is only one true Sebastian!

Weren't you supposed to convert to my cult?

*looks around suspiciously*

Um.. really? When was that, and why? I forgot..?

Enough stalling false-god worshiper. It is time to assimilate into a Jack.

*still looking around suspiciously for any eavesdroppers*

High Priest of Sebastianity wrote:

Death to the false God! Begone heathen! There is only one true Sebastian!

Weren't you supposed to convert to my cult?

*looks around suspiciously*

High Priest of Sebastianity wrote:

I demand all to kneel down before the almighty Sebastian and shower him in the praise he so rightly deserves! It's your duty and privilege to serve him! ...Someone, quickly, go make him a sandwich!

That's right, all praise to me.

Death to the false God! Begone heathen! There is only one true Sebastian!

I demand all to kneel down before the almighty Sebastian and shower him in the praise he so rightly deserves! It's your duty and privilege to serve him! ...Someone, quickly, go make him a sandwich!

The PoodleMaster has returned! Now the poodles will reunite to be a thorn in the Almighty's side!

This can't end well...

What do you need watchdogs for?

Frat Jack wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

BTW, we have not heard from our fearless leader for quite some time. I guess he is busy with Wife Jack and Baby Jack.

I think so.

Now I know how the poodles feel without Courtfool. It's kind of lonely without Callous here. Well, I guess I'll go put Joe back in the electric chair. That always cheers me up. *takes Joe to basement* *lights begin to dim in the Jack clubhouse*

Speaking of.. what's become of the poodles? Have they disbanded, or are they still around?

Sebastian wrote:

My recollection of the general legal theory is that the standard for negligence takes into account the circumstances of the rescue. So, if the person performing the rescue was using reasonable care in the circumstances, they should not be held liable. It's a tough issue in general though - as a society, you definitely want people to step in and provide assistance to those in peril. But, on the other hand, you don't want to shield the moron who decides the only way to get you out of your car is to lop off your leg with a chainsaw rather than wait for the jaws of life to arrive. As much as I would want someone to rescue me from peril, I really don't want them doing a half-assed job that leaves me worse than I would have been if they'd left me alone. And that strikes me as the correct analysis, whether the rescuer acted reasonably in performing the rescue (taking into account the stress and danger involved). Further, any right of recovery I may have against a negligent rescuer should take into account the harm prevented by that rescue.

First things first...kill ALL the lawyers...

Blasphemer!

Your Poodle Master's disappearance is an example of Sebastian's power. Mess not with that which may make you disappear.

On a serious note, where the heck did CourtFool go? I miss having him around.

HA! I will leave. But only because I can see this is a heathen playground. A breeding ground for heretics and blasphemers. There is no saving you! May Sebastian's punishment upon you be swift and painless! For that is the only mercy you shall ever know!

Sebastian's Ghost wrote:

I'm here too, I have to do it for my community service.

Boo.

Where's my pony?

Fret not little girl! That's not the real Sebastian! Beware of impostors!

Couldn't resist

Sebastian Wins!!!

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I agree with Sebastian.

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Oh, a picnic! Let us partake of this picnic-y goodness in Sebastians name! Amen :)

lol, come on Sebastian.. it's a picnic.. you know you want that snak-pack..

Praise Sebastian and all his glory!

Join the cult of Jack then!

Since you're the first to offer, I might just do that.. but only if CourtFool comes back..

Edit: You read correctly Sebastian.. This whole CourtFool being abscent thing is nonsense.. :(

I'd resign my position and cease all Sebastian worship if he'd come back..

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Or as Sebastian is fond of saying -- "It literally makes my blood boil."

You'd better damn well have been assimilated by the Cult of Jack and had your blood replaced with a liquid capable of boiling, or I will literally hunt you down and make you eat this post.

And given that the post is electronic, I think this will require a trip to Paizo HQ to consume their server.

Or, to put it another way: ROAD TRIP!

As you wish!

High Priest of Sebastianity wrote:

"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."

Then obviously you don't know me very well. I have always made a distinction between faith and church. I spurn organized church, but that makes me no less devout to the whims and praises of the High Lord himself, the king of ponies, Sebastian!

And yes, the irony of someone who despises organized church founding a cult is not lost one me.

Understood.

Hail Sebastian! (too bad we cant have sigs...)

High Priest of Sebastianity wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Laithoron wrote:

Paizo wrote:

Children, parents, teachers, lawyers... everybody loves ponies!

I love how they linked to the original Charter Superscriber in the product description. Classic!

I missed that! Hilarious.

LOL

I wondered when the master would notice :)

You know, I should be upset that someone is now claiming to be the high priest of the cult of Sebastian when I was the original founder, but as lazy as I am, you can have the gorram paperwork, and I am in no position to care enough to try to wrest control back.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."

Laithoron wrote:

Paizo wrote:

Children, parents, teachers, lawyers... everybody loves ponies!

I love how they linked to the original Charter Superscriber in the product description. Classic!

I missed that! Hilarious.

LOL

I wondered when the master would notice :)