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Yes.

did I ever join this cult?????

[bows leglessly]

Allow me to dispose of that for you sir.

*removes sign without reading and deposits in biohazard wastebin*

*Emerges from murky depths with "MAYO" draped around snout*

Yes. And that's not a problem. The problem is when you realize that the voices in your head have voices in their heads, who have voices in their heads, and those voices all sound like you.

Since when do you have avatars?

it appears your headmates are getting a little unruly.

Never you mind.

Goodbye!

Gark thinks he can use his fellow aliases to talk here Ethically. He is wrong.

You're bland enough that you could win. Dark horse candidate? Or more like Gary "Who the hell is Gary Johnson" Johnson?

Oh, and COMMA!

Freehold DM's Travelling Bard wrote:

psionichamster wrote:

Zombie Guy wrote:

psionichamster wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mrgh.

Blarg?

BRAINS!

Whoa. Talking Zack. Where's my carbine?

Here, suh!

Just like a bard, ask for a weapon, get a vehicle to flee.

You wanted carbines?

Aberzombie wrote:

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

You know, I actually think it's been close to 20 years since I've had a screwdriver to drink.

I can understand why you haven't had another.

Isn't that longer than you've been alive?

Seeing as you were doing drinking 20 years back, I'm going to pustulate that you were alive back then. So at the maximum you've only been undead two years longer than I've been alive.

FIFY!

The Defiler wrote:

I like Barney.

Yah remember that time you got barney smashed and you guys woke up naked in that gazebo in central park and got arrested?

Wait, so the police got past the knoll? The NY police do get a lot of experience.

I forget.... what was the Porpoise of this thread?

Too long. Didn't bread.

Wait, don't do this! You still have posts to catch up on!

You're getting all of us wrong, actually.

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Hello everyone. Back -- for the most part. Got to get back to work.

Didn't take as many pictures as I would have liked, but spent some good time with family. Got a couple of good pics of Boulder Falls if you are interested.

Looks photoshopped.

That's just how photographed waterfalls look with a non-fast exposure!

Ich spreche Deutsch blod.

FIFY

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Lindisty wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

*moves to the country, eats a lot of peaches*

One of my favorite pitchers (Tyler Clippard, Nationals, for those who actually care about baseball) used that song for his warm-ups last year. The whole ballpark crowd would sing along. He's got a different song this year, but there are still those of us who sing the peaches song when he comes out of the bullpen. :)

Yeah - a fellow baseball fan! My interest in baseball has shifted into a higher gear with the unexpected resurgence of my Cleveland Indians. Best record in the American League even after losing 3 in a row.

I was going to post something about crayfish, but I thought <insert adverb here> of it.

Hey, no editing your post after!

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Lindisty wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

*moves to the country, eats a lot of peaches*

One of my favorite pitchers (Tyler Clippard, Nationals, for those who actually care about baseball) used that song for his warm-ups last year. The whole ballpark crowd would sing along. He's got a different song this year, but there are still those of us who sing the peaches song when he comes out of the bullpen. :)

Yeah - a fellow baseball fan! My interest in baseball has shifted into a higher gear with the unexpected resurgence of my Cleveland Indians. Best record in the American League even after losing 3 in a row.

I was going to post something about slaad, but I thought <worse> of it.

You mean "insert adverb here."

You thought unintelligibly of it?

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Meh. Plenty of self-righteous asshats out there. Don't let them get you down. They'll use circular logic to back themselves up every time.

I'm trying to fight responses in the pet shop now. Pray for a high Will save. :)

Already failed yesterday when someone was ringing the America Sucks bell :(

AMERICA!

f@&% YEAH!!!!
COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE TH MOTHERf@&%IN DAY YEAH!

Funny movie. Shows how much America screws things up.

Fruit Slaad wrote:

flash_ixxc wrote:

English 'Chef' wrote:

Duck! wrote:

Quack!

[slaadi]** spoiler omitted **[/slaadi]

Get back here! The Queen is coming for breakfast and I need to rip out your entrails and wash them with water from the Thames!

!etam ,yad'G

Chaos hasn't ruled for a long time...

Shut up, all of you!

Waits for some prey.

Yeah, he was pretty cool.

You really shouldn't take advantage of Mr. Tweeter's absence.
Ah, what the heck...
CHOAS ROOLZ!!!

Eekster Buhnay wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

...But then the guys kinda went overboard with the power gloating and Ambrosia Slaad is really ticked. I feel bad. She's my friend. But I'm a Jill and my loyalty is supposed to be with them. And I was actually really proud of them for winning, as sick as that probably is. I'm just not sure what the right thing to do is at this point. No matter what I do someone I care about ends up ticked off with me.

As Ambrosia's sister, I'm sure she wouldn't want you to have to choose. Many of us step over the line and everyone makes mistakes (well, except those residents of Mechanus). She's been extra moody this last week, so don't blame the Jacks and certainly don't blame yourself. If it wasn't this, something else would have set her off. She definitely didn't want to come between you and your family.

Just give her a little time for her to cool off, ok? If you want, you can always pop by the thread, but we slaadi do seem to be more preoccupied with picnics than parties.

{orders another mimosa} Do you want a drink?

Yes a drink sounds wonderful, she said, starting to perk up. So, you're Ambrosia's sister. She mentioned you once. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Well, they're not exactly "sisters" so much as 2 sides of the same d6. They killed Slaad-Barr, you know.