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Gypsumay continues to stare at the goings on. The wire of her Helmut fan begins to become an oppressive drone.
Gypsumay continues to stand and be annoyed with the whole process, the heat of her annoyance drops her IQ by a whole 3 or 4 points. There is a slight wirr as the fan tries to compensate.
"We go find stuff, deal with stuff, and you get credit... well at least it was something we were going to do anyway."
Gypsumay is not amused.
Gypsumay stands towering over the proceeding, her usual look of annoyance has not shifted the whole time. "Well ya gonna tell us what ya want or are we standing here till we catch philosophy?"
Gypsumay, not caring a bit for propriety or etiquette, shouts out at the scene she has come upon. "err sorry I meant dwarf" The troll looks at her companions and there is a wir of her fan."Oh ya. Please and tank you lots many times over." Edit:Ninjas do ninja.
Please do not blow up the game. I would really like to actually play at some point.
Oh I know you are shadow. Just worried about the rest of the group.
Gypsumay makes her way through the Cavern to meet with her compatriots.(She would have insisted rather loudly that we meet somewhere she feels comfortable) Fashionably late and already carrying a Floorbanger in hand. "So where we want to start?"
Whatever they say, I'm probably gonna need the sadl.
"So ya want us to be good little detectives and find out for you, the great and powerful patrician, who decided to blow us up and try and have us killed. I tell ya what, ya let me put a bullet in every single person that had anything to do with this and ya don't try to come after me and we are square. Your little detectives get in my way and I put a round in dem as well, got it?"
Gypsumay is too annoyed with the whole preceding to notice anything but the sound of her own annoyance. "First someone explodes the party, then some fake assassins try to kill us, and now we are dragged in like common criminals. What you going to do? Threaten us with alternatives until we meekly forget about the whole thing? Cause I am so going to press charges."
"Trust me. See where this pin has all these fidly bits? Real assassin pins don't have all those, and just look at the spelling on these license."
Oh so we aren't going with discworld physics on that.
Gypsumay takes a quick look at the assassin guild paraphanalia.
Gypsumay will be interested in jewels, but as nothing is sized for a troll...
Gypsumay will continue to fire into the enemies.
Gypsumay continues her barrage with the much more accurate fire of a musket. "I am taking the cost of these rounds out of your guild you annoying oograh eaters."
Gypsumay takes aim on one of the unengaged crossbowman.
And finally connects with an enemy... I hope.
Seeing as her shots have been missing with regularity, probably owing in no small part to the conditions she finds herself fighting in, Gypsumay decides to switch weapons out to her musket for a better aim.
Gypsumay says nothing, only reloading and firing as she has practiced.
"Oi, hold that look. I want them to see that smug smile at your funeral Mr. Inconsequential." Gypsumay falls back in to a laying position with her cannon balanced on the anterior of her left ankle, this is then placed over her right leg just above the knee which is then bent to adjust the rise of her aim. Her sudden rolling thunder of a laugh is drownded out moments later by the rolling thunder of Aaoograha Hoa belching fire and bullet out her muzzle.
Gyp swings her blunderbuss back to its shouldered position and swings she who must be avoided around into a firing position while sitting down to brace herself.."You just made the wrong girl angry.". The imposing barrel is intricately carved with the troll stories of its namesake and the good Granny Weatherwax seems to almost look on with that look from her position as an ornate iron sight, arms held wide as if calling doom upon all she surveys. It is in fact a good likeness.
It seems gremlins ate my last post. Will make a full post in the morning but need some sleep right now.
"Let's just get out o this here sewer so we can get on with it."
"Grumble grumble rats, grumble grumble forcing me to get my Arguhuna (Literally translated thing that rocks be thrown from.) dirty, grumble grumble."
Spending a Grit point to use the butt as a weapon.
Gypsumay stares at the rats as they swarm the group, not believing her eyes."Being attacked by stupid rodents. Aye you, I aint edible ya dummy." She moves to smash the little bugger with the butt of her gun.
Trusting to her companions ears, Gypsumay pulls around her blunderbuss and readies the shot with practiced ease."Y'all should stand back, just saying. Gypsumay then reaches for a cig before she realizes once again she is out. Silicarous, I could really use a wukwuk right now.
Gypsumay gets a look on her face like you just killed her duck. She shudders at the thought.
"Lawyer, pencil pusher, bigmouth, all the same. Fancy suits and fancy words getting rich on other people, But let me rephrase. Oh great, we have the cop and the pencil pusher. Anyone else still alive in this Monolith forsaken groophar quarry pit of situation we are in? The rephrase is said in the best approximation of sarcasm a troll can manage... which is not very much at all.
Gypsmay is very much not amused and seems ready to kick the door in without waiting for the others.
"I told people not to be smoking or lighting candles near da goohulug powder. Did is what happens when you let rich city humans and horug loose around this coprolite. I told you we shoulda done demonstration in a field." Gypsumay starts checking to make sure her new babies were not harmed in the fall, seeing a scratch on her double hackbut she flies into a rage. "Dey scratched Aoograha Hoa. Dis day can't get any worse." The buxom troll begins to stomp her foot in anger, someone was going to pay through the nose for this. If Chrysoprase was behind this I am going to reach my fist through his nose and pull teeth till there ain't no teeth left to pull.
Not a good idea to let me get bored here though. I might catch philosophy or something. Other team seems to be going well.
Why do they have to drag me out to these things, I look ridiculous. Oh Monolith, I am even starting to think like them. If I don't get my hands on a wukwuk soon I am going to crunch someone. Get a grip on yourself girl... there are watchmen here. Ooh and some mighty cute watchmen at that, look at those trolls over there... no that ones married to Ruby I think. Lucky girl with the singing and the sergeant and all that. Wish I could sing, then I wouldn't of had to put on sheets at the club. I really could use a wukwuk right now. What am I doing here again. All the while that Gypsumay's mind has been racing she has kept herself in a corner. If it wasn't for the flexing of her fingers, as she bunched up her fists every now and then in frustration, no one would be able to tell she was anything more than a garish and rather tasteless piece of neo-tribal back to the caves art. Though she is definitely out of her element and uncomfortable, not a good combination to have in a troll, she is trying hard to make nice and not flatten any of the guests. The fact that she is carrying a wide assortment of her newly minted guns, not to mention kegs of powder and bags of munition, is a little frightening to most of those in attendance that have managed to realize the danger of such things... so not many at all really. Her gaze fixes from one person to the next, flicking this way and that as if she is looking for someone.
Just say arghnoahhhhgodsnoarghhahhh
I would suggest slide. Always a fun one to give a troll.
I believe I am all set as is. This should be fun.
The wait, it is killing me.
In a voice like avalanche coming down a mountain, the large statue of some pagan fertility goddess finally stirs from her place. "Y'all could just quiet down your fleshy mouth yaps. See all I want to know is this, does it effect us tralls? If not den why should I give a flying phyllite bout all yer ribbons?
Take small but deadly and remove str penalty to DMG, two weapon fight and take two weaponfeint. Stab stab stab.
I think kobold book has something for that.
Gypsumay has equipment based on using the craft rules on gunsmith. I think she is all ready to face the world. Also how much does helmutt mit fan cost?
hp rolls
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