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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none
GM Shadow Dragon wrote:
@Guardian XI and Daegon: Swim checks please because it's crowded in the landing spot. ;)

Swim, robo-doggy paddle: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Okay okay!

Guardian finally heads down, trusting Grizz that it's "safe enough."

I don't love swimming though. Which way should I go in this muck?

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Oh, the other thing I brought up a while back is that it would be nice to do some higher level play as well. Of course that does mean different characters.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none
Daegon Marketti wrote:
i've played it...but out of replays

Including your two honor-system freebies?

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

What are the freebies? I presume the ones I’m seeing are for games GM’d

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none
GM Shadow Dragon wrote:
Cannoli Jones wrote:
I personally am just hoping you maybe decide to continue GM’ing for any of us that wish to stick together. Just sayin’. :D

It's a possibility but I'm an old, broken-down GM. :(

How many of you have played PFS1 6-18 'From Under Ice'?

I have already played it. According to my organized play GM/Event Coordinator tab, I have 11 (?!?!) 1st edition replays available.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

I had an android firmware upgrade scheduled for today but it seems it's been delayed.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

We make a good strike-force.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Well if it can't hurt...

Aid perform (mr roboto): 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (17) - 1 = 16

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Okay...

Guardian's expression turns sinister and irritated when smited by TickLick. He raises the cold iron greatsword over his head and slashes down in response.

cold iron greatsword attack (furious focus), slashing damage (furious focus): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 192d6 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (5, 5) + 6 + 2 = 18

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Guardian approaches the might, drawing his cold iron greatsword.

I think we know what to do with these...

[move] 20ft drawing cold iron greatsword

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

We can probably break some interesting things in the ballroom! And find out what's so special about it.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Yeah! I always wondered what it would be like to be a giant! Or at least an ogre. Robo-ogre. Something.

He stuffs the Enlarge Person potion away in his pack.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

I think enlarge person doesn't work on constructs, similar to how it doesn't work on outsiders?

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none
mike's character wrote:
He then looks at the map "According to this map there is a secret door down in the cellar and someone has drawn a musical note on the ballroom which suggests there may be something significant there as well."

Becoming more focused again, Guardian thinks about what may be significant about a ballroom.

We should check it out before we head into the secret door, which will inevitably lead us to some "next phase" of our search. When secret doors are made, one doesn't hide their valuable records outside of them. Usually. Unless it's a decoy.

He looks over Lucinus' shoulder.

Does the music note look like a general marker for the room, or do you think its placement is significant?

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Guardian assesses the manticore statue, wondering why people do things like this.

So, do organisms know that once you kill a manticore it stays dead whether or not you trap it in your home? Very odd. It's not even useful as furniture.

He looks around at others in the group for a glimmer of understanding. He won't fixate on it for long though.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none
Daegon Marketti wrote:

k.arcana: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17

The cold forged sword might make a good backup weapon...XI?

He holds up his cold iron greatsword.

I've already got one! It's very nice.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Guardian ponders what a shape with 5 or 7 equal sides could even look like.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none
Vreekka The Brainiac wrote:
Sorry for slacking - I was crazy busy day at work and in the evening I fell asleep while composing a post. *facepalm*

I don't think that's a facepalm. It sounds like rest was in order :)

More traps! Let me know when the hacking and slashing resume...

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Guardian polishes a portion of his shell's surface while the organisms argue about traps.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Hey Griz, try that key! We can still melt the lock after.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Not with an attitude like that! What's stopping you?

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Guardian forms his shadow blade.

Let me know when you all give up!

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Okay... let's destroy this thing I guess.

Guardian calmly moves around to the opposite site of the table. Eyeing the iron cobra, he holds his shadow blade above his head with two hands, and finally brings it down.

[move] 25ft, creating shadow weapon
[standard] attack
shadow weapon attack (furious focus), slashing damage (furious focus): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 212d6 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (4, 3) + 7 + 2 = 16

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Which slide has the battle map?

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Guardian holds up one finger.

I don't use a shield!

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Oh yeah, maybe I should have said "android him while I'm gone." :P

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Hello. This is an FYI that I'll be away in nature starting this coming Friday 10/17, returning Sunday 10/19 when I will catch up and resume posting.

As always my hope is that since this is a weekend the disruption will be minimal to none. Bot as necessary.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

There's always something hidden in a room. Under the bed. In a drawer. Up in the fireplace. Ooh, lookit that. You can see through the adjacent fireplace and into the next room. Hmm... I wonder what the masters of the house used that for. he remarks while frowning.

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Oh, for me?!

He steps through.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Guardian will always go to the "next" room with the eager organisms. He is the group bodyguard after all! He will also engage sensors!

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13

Sensors malfunctioning...

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

We should rejoin the others now that we've seen what's in here? Guardian suggests to griz.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Played it

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Guardian looks bored until the dagger and Morningstar come out

Oh! Those look useful. Are there enough fancy pants for everyone?

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Thinking about future 1e games, how many of you having higher level characters that you might like to get more time with?

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Guardian tires of the debate and sneaks into the other room with Griz.

So, find anything in here? We shouldn't stray too far before Vreek restores her visual functions.

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Vreeka-eyesight-recover-montage.jpg then to basement :P

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Perhaps we’ve learned all we can from this one… Guardian suggests.

Am I mistaken or does the room to the Southeast remain?

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none
GM Shadow Dragon wrote:
A Knowledge check (trained; any one of the following: Arcana, Dungeoneering, Nature, Planes, or Religion) may fill in the blanks mechanics-wise.

Knowledge (planes): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

im starting to think the “no” initiates combat :sweats:

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none
GM Shadow Dragon wrote:
Guardian XI wrote:
Okay, so to review, your baby was inside the centipede?
With an Int of 12 and a Wis of 10 Guardian XI would realize that is not the case.

Lol he's just deflecting from his redrum

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Okay, so to review, your baby was inside the centipede?

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Guardian whispers to the others.

We hold no means to open such a breach, and no intuition for when and where another random occurrence may happen.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Knowledge (planes): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21 Guardian thinks he knows something...

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

I'm sorry to inform you that a small centipede may have eaten your baby! We arrived at the crib too late. In any case, we punished the centipede, but did not locate any babies.

Also technically not a lie.

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Guardian forms his shadow blade and holds it up for inspection.

I think this is sharper than scissors.

I suspect Guardian is not the best first speaker ;)

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none
GM Shadow Dragon wrote:
I'm teasing him! ;)

Hehe I know. I tend to lean into it.

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Guardian gives the... maid a curious look and responds briefly

Oh, just looking around. Say, I have friends back here who might like to talk to you as well!

He backs up and gestures for others to enter.

Nature ppl represent

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android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none
GM Shadow Dragon wrote:
Guardian XI is struck with a moment of remorse? From an android??? Nothing about this whole situation makes sense!

Remorse is strong. Conditional regret is closer. Conditions not met.

Guardian has been opening some doors too. Guardian opens this door after his exhilarating escape from minor regret.

Dark Archive

android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

I hope the bug I just stabbed didn't make the perfect note that it expects.

Dark Archive

android gloomblade 3 | ♥23/28 | ⛨16 t11 ff15 | CMB +7, CMD 18 | F +4, R +2, W +1 (+1 vs. fear); +4 vs. mind-affecting, paralysis, poison, and stun | Init +1 | Perception +8; darkvision 60ft, low-light vision | Speed 30ft (20ft in armor) | ☐Nanite Surge +6 | ☐Technic Tinkerer (Prestidigitation) | necklace of fireballs: ☐3d6 | ⚕none

Guardian holds up his cold iron greatsword pointed downward, and thrusts in into the baby centipede. He braces himself for a spray of... something.

See? Easy.