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Hey Man Chill Out Man.

Wow, calm the <redacted> down, man.

Starbucks is SOOOOO last century. Get with the times, man.

Hate to tell ya Aberzombie, you look like you're wasting away again. And no blaming your wife.

He feeds on his wife? I'm not surprised, cannibal-man.

I put 500 quid on the one with snoggable blossoms.

FIFY

This seems to be the right thread for this.

F!&&. Now I've got to write an angry letter threatening to cancel stuff.

You're like a conscience.

Mmmmmm....hamburgers

Mmmmm . . . veggie burgers.

*opens door*

*looks in @ Deep 6 FAWTL*

YYyyyyaaaarrrgggghhh!

*closes door*

<Turns door into tree.>

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Grand Magus wrote:

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Grand Magus wrote:

California should attack north and claim the entire west coast.

Not gonna happen. We have a navy station here now!

Nevada?

Oregon.

No one ever thinks of Oregon.

Just had this conversation yesterday: If California seceded, it was concluded that Oregon and Washington would very quickly be going "Can we join you?" to which California would go "Sure, why not?"

E'r read Ecotopia?

I think they're just as much a party ruling on behalf of the rich and corporate interests as the Republicans are. And they've always been so.

Who's better: Bernie Sanders or Ralph Nader?

Edit: Freudian slip.

If I may be permitted to weigh in on a few topics: (spoilered for length/lack of interest from others)

1. Fried Chicken: ** spoiler omitted **
2. Tacos: ** spoiler omitted **
3. Spinach: ** spoiler omitted **
4. Chik-Fil-A: ** spoiler omitted **
5. Walmart: ** spoiler omitted **

Thank you.

Fried chicken, KFC, Jack-in-the-Box, not-liking-spinach, bacon, and Wal-Mart?!? It's like I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, man!

Aberzombie wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Sorry, I don't like Popeyes.....

OK, you may just have to be dead to me, until you atone for such blasphemy.

I believe this is America, and that I can hate whatever I want thank you! If I HAVE to eat fried chicken at a fast food place, Popeyes is preferable to KFC... however, once you've had the local favorite of King Edward's Chicken you'll never look at that other chicken the same way again.

:drools:

There's always the other option.

Stop eating your profiles? Are they offensive, or something?

One more post and I won't be able to change my name back.

Not unless writing "I spik 4 teh tris" is offensive.

So do plants!

Clearly Green Man is the superior race. Ever read Gawain and the Green Knight? Yeah, we're awesome. And not short.

Hey, that's my name!

I have a few projects comming up for school where I may need a few dozen up to a few hundred 20-40 page "pamplets". Basically material I put together for students.

Does anyone have any thoughts on the merits of MagCloud vs. Lulu when it comes to producing material like this. Obviously cost is important, but also ease of use.

<Cries.>

Tensor wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:

That boy needs some red meat. Steak!

In today's world, steak is corn, aka. carbs.

You live in a messed up world.

You mean the world where steak is not fatty?

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Observation of the day: Plants are cool because they can break into soil that is difficult to break apart with your fingers. Also: concrete!

Plants are evil because they sit there all innocent-like. "Oh, hmm...I can't move, I'm not a threat to you, OH WAIT THERE'S A GIANT GROSS SOMETHING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT LEAF YOU JUST TOUCHED!" Or green peppers..."look, I'm just a vegetable, just hanging out, but I'm HOLLOW INSIDE AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN FLESH EATING SCARAB BEETLES MIGHT SWARM OUT OF THOSE HOLLOW PLACES AND EAT YOU!"

...maybe that's just me, though.

Brocolli leaves are all pale, and they always have bug eaten holes in them...they're scary zombie leaves.

::shudders::

Greenophobe.

So I'm getting more of a "scared of hiding bugs" from you. Have you ever considered the possibility that this is fear by association? Or did scarab beetles really swarm out of that pepper and consume your mother when you were 17?

aeglos wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Coneys for lunch. Beware the downdraft.

For the underfed masses

Downdraft was enough for me to figure it out. Otherwise, I would have assumed that you had been catching and skinning rabbits.

Hehe. Nah, the link was for our International FAWTLies. They might not get to enjoy the goodness of a coney.

I heard that a bunch of ex-Detroit Hollywood types are getting together and opening a Coney Island in California. Community service is still alive! Hehe

o.O

that hot dog looks like the strangest idea since the spaghetti-pizza

Have you ever seen a pick of a Chicago Style hot dog?

They have always sounded really good to me. Alas, they are based on an "all-beef frankfurter," according to Wikipaedia.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Coneys for lunch. Beware the downdraft.

For the underfed masses

Downdraft was enough for me to figure it out. Otherwise, I would have assumed that you had been catching and skinning rabbits.

Hehe. Nah, the link was for our International FAWTLies. They might not get to enjoy the goodness of a coney.

I heard that a bunch of ex-Detroit Hollywood types are getting together and opening a Coney Island in California. Community service is still alive! Hehe

Um, hello? Can I get some respect?