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GAB! has assimilated you all. You are all now also GAB!. GAB! is love. GAB! is life.

Sorry for my AFK. I have been stuck in high stress situations in the office since December started with the increased work load coming up to New Years. It will probably continue through until January.

Character Name: GAB!
PFS Number: 220424-30
Faction: Sovreign Court
Tracking: Normal
Day Job: Crayon Drawing/Craft Art 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23

Just heads up; if I am silent for a while, I am probably swamped at work and worn out. Holidays wrench up things significantly.

The ooze bounces and bounds forward, ready to take a strike.

GAB! shimmies and shakes like an excited jellaton, ready to help its allies.

GAB! offers Benson a slightly translucent slime, in a useless attempt to be helpful.

GAB! decides to join the others in going down, as the ooze seems to do well in the dark. It fears very little, the plucky sludge.

GAB! Blorp-de-dorps into battle and grows a second tentacle to attack with! The double attack lashes out against the red cultist.
GAB! Tentacle Spear Attack (Pierce): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
GAB! Tentacle Spear Damage (Pierce): 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

GAB! Tentacle Spear Attack (Pierce): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28
GAB! Tentacle Spear Damage (Pierce): 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Crit Confirmation Rolls
GAB! Tentacle Spear Attack (Pierce): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
GAB! Tentacle Spear Damage (Pierce): 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

Yeah, that's about accurate for GAB!.

GAB! uses its climbing movement to get into melee range, and then starts fiercly stabbing at the cultists with a tentacle spear!
GAB! Tentacle Spear Attack (Pierce): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
GAB! Tentacle Spear Damage (Pierce): 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

GAB! follows along, clinging to the walls to allow others to pass it by if needed.

"Blorp!"

The ooze has no means to assist with this trap, except for climb across the walls over into the other room.

GAB! ooze climbs its way up.
Climb: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (11) + 18 = 29

GAB! also studies the pictures, as a fellow artist and master of the field.

Craft Fine Art (Crayon): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9 A beautiful roll for a beautiful skill check.

Indeed!

The ooze does what it does best when someone tells it what to do, and that is follow orders. It immediately rushes back into the room.
Double move, continue using Stalwart on Defensive Stance and Combat Expertise. Moved GAB! back into the room.

The oozemorph panics, and thrusts its appendage at the force behind it!
GAB! Tentacle Scythe Attack (Slash): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
GAB! Tentacle Scythe Damage (Slash): 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
GAB! continues to keep up it's defenses, DR 5/- and DR 4/Slashing.
Shame it wasn't a Nat 1, cause then I could reroll from trait :(

You can throw a rock at GAB! :)

GAB! decides to head into the room and use its suction ability to cling to the walls to draw some fire.
Combat Expertise and Fight Defensively both are now active, granting GAB! a DR of 5/- and 4/Slashing (Stacking). See just how badly it will hurt, and then patch myself with a Vim and Vigor on next round. The boosted DR is due to the feat Stalwart.

GAB! uses the rope to create a crossing. "FIND SECURE POINT AND TIE IT ON!" The oozemorph suggests with an indoor voice.

"Blorp!"

The ooze transforms into its humanooze shape, in another painful process. It crosses over the pit using its natural ability to climb.

"TOSS ROPE!"

A bubble surfaces on the ooze.
"Blorp!"

GAB! follows its new prey, first rushing alongside allies until it finds the hallway too cramped, thus it climbs along the walls to get into melee position.
This will take 2 moves.

GAB! proceeds to follow up close to his allies, and then grows a tentacle spiked club that it holds over it's head.
Move, grow weapon with Bludgeoning Damage.

GAB! begins using its suction to climb across the pit, clinging to the walls.
Perception to see if anything could be a makeshift bridge: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20

GAB! keeps lifting rock after rock, working on getting the body loose.

The ooze slithers around the walls, making its way over to the feet under the debris. It slithers its way from the walls and the ceiling.

Finally near the feet, the ooze grows a tentacle and gives them a gentle poke, attempting to stir any possible reactions.

If nothing happens.
Satisfied that there is no immediate danger, the ooze starts attempting to lift the junk out of the way.

If positioning is an issue, GAB! will climb to 5ft up and cling to the walls while engaging in combat.

The ooze jiggles in encouragement for the masterful rogue.

The ooze wiggles and convulses at the attention.
"Blorp!"

If the above post doesn't finish the fight.

GAB! rushes up and swipes in an attempt to knock the dog with the red fur as a final blow!

GAB! Tentacle Scythe Attack (Slash & Non Lethal): 1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 8 - 4 = 18
GAB! Tentacle Scythe Damage (Slash & Non Lethal): 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

No posts from me for today. Finger is sliced, cannot use keyboard effectively. Need wound to recover.

GAB! is back in ooze form.

The ooze bounds and bounces forward, it's tentacle changing into an axe head. The ooze readies to attack the first dog that comes to it.

Combat Expertise to gain 2 DR with Stalwart.

The ooze, normally a dark purple and black, seems to be turning a hue of red. Is it... blushing?

The ooze then begins its transformation process. Muscle and bone seem to take form and calcify from the mass of ooze, and shape begins to determine itself. The ooze transform into a half orc with no distinct features.

Every time the half orc GAB! speaks its name, it shouts. "Me GAB!. You want speak? Can speak. Little to say. No like using this form unless needed. Best used around people not understand and fear GAB!. Understand strategy well. GAB! smart, but no good talker. No used to tongue."

The ooze jiggles in agreement.

The ooze stops jiggling. It appears uncertain as to how to respond.

After a few moments, it takes the crayon and draws a few shapes.

Ball with an arrow pointing at a stick figure.
Hourglass.
The number three.

The ooze shimmies and jiggles in response to Sadaf. One might guess that it favors the call for action. Suddenly, bursting from the top of the ooze is a tentacle, about two feet in length, that suddenly shapes itself as a cleaver. The ooze raises this up and down, as though it were calling to a rallying cry, before Dreng gently pokes the ooze and it retracts the axe tentacle.

The Danish lands inside GAB!. the dessert slowly sinks inside before just finding somewhere to float.

"Bbbbbbppppppt!" The ooze snags a piece of canvas paper from the table, and then from its barrel the ooze pulls out and a box containing colored sticks made of wax.

Craft: Crayon Drawing: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
Effectively, a much less impressive version of Craft Art.
It draws a happy, smiling face, with a few rainbows. There is also a wayfinder in the picture and a bunch of stick people hugging a circle.

The last... Member? Of the group arrives late.

A strange thick purple mass of ooze comes along, slurping and sloching its way into the meeting. It seems to let some bubbles float along its surface in what some might call a smiling face.

"Blorp!"

It goes straight for the snacks, reaching up with a tentacle to grab a bunch and pull them into its body.

GAB! is a defensive tanky kind of character, with means of self-healing through Vigor Feats and able to get DR 2/- (Possibly DR 5/-) and DR 4/Slashing as a stacking bonus due to the feat Stalwart. It is easy to hit, but can soak damage well and cannot be crit/flanked/sneak attacked.

... At the Taldan Customs Entry...

Several guards stand around in confusion that a strange ooze creature has a barrel full of adventuring gear it is attempting to declare.
"Do.. Do we take it's forms?"
"I'm not touching it! YOU touch it!"
"I wasn't paid to deal with this!"

Chronicles are perfect! Thanks again for the fun everyone! And thanks again GM Kuey for the invitation!

Full XP and Gold ahead for GAB! please!
And thanks for running! I really enjoyed it, and I hope you all enjoyed the little oozemorph that could :D

Blorp de dorp habba dorp! The ooze fields through the rats!
Fortitude Save: 1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (20) + 7 - 1 = 26

The ooze begins to wiggle and shift faster and faster, it looks like it has little legs that try to push its body further up!
Climb: 1d20 + 9 - 1 ⇒ (5) + 9 - 1 = 13

The little ooze that could goes with a heave-and-ho before jumping into the water! It begins to flail wildly in an oozy fashion towards the exit!
Swim: 1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (3) + 7 - 1 = 9
Assuming GM rerolls restart between each chronicle. If not, first result applies.
Swim 5 Star GM Reroll: 1d20 + 7 - 1 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 7 - 1 + 5 = 31

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

I feel full faith and confidence we can escape the house.

The blobby GAB! squirms and squiggles, and then jumps at fast blobby speed to escape!
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14

GAB! tries to squeeze around the collapsing structure, using its amorphous body to push through!
Reflex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13

Using the cover of the walls, GAB! does its best to stride up to combat, hoping to position for stabbing around the doorway. The ooze seems to be panting as it does so.
Assuming it will take 2 movement to go sideways and 3 movement to go up the stairs.

It stops to take a breather before its tentacle flies out around the corner.
GAB! Tentacle Spear Attack (Pierce): 1d20 + 6 - 1 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 6 - 1 - 2 = 14
GAB! Tentacle Spear Damage (Pierce): 1d6 + 3 - 1 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 3 - 1 - 2 = 3

2 more rounds of Fatigued.

GAB! Will Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19

The resilient little ooze shrugs off the worse of the negative energy, but still takes a chunk of damage. Since it can't make its way in through the door, GAB! starts to regenerate itself.

Combat Vigor: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 4) = 7 Fatigued for 3 rounds.
No movement.

Today is the big day for me. Either my house passes appraisal, or I can kiss my assets goodbye Not really. Either way, here's hoping this works out!

GAB! shifts up the stairs in an oozy fashion, looking like a slinky in reverse. It strikes out with its blessed tentacle at the dretch around the corner.
GAB! Tentacle Spear Attack (Pierce): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
GAB! Tentacle Spear Damage (Pierce): 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6