Fruit Slaad's page

eating slaadis isn't cannibalism.

But it does lead to parasitism!

A lot of people already have AM..... aliases, so you could ask them. I think they're cheap Asian knockoffs. But I suppose you knew at least one of those things.

This Prof. Chaos post is brought to you by Skittles, taste the rainbow.

Hey kids! It's that time again. It's Prof. Chaos time.

Children yelling: Yay!

Prof. Chaos: The checkers of the north are upon us. Stifle the hose with my other wheel.

This has been another presentation of Prof. Chaos

Skittles consistently turn up in randomly generated space. It's almost a law of the universe.

Cbagbeg!

I may be missing something here, but after GMing a gaggle of goblins on the PbP boards, I see them more as anachrists than anything else.

If you're going to lump goblins in with us, at least spell it right.

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Potato Slaad wrote:

runs with scissors

runs with a running power saw

Twister anyone, with sharp instruments? We could impale each other.

*runs with a leaf blower*

<Runs through with a pointy stick.>

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Achos!

Hey, you look like myself...

I looked like you before you looked like me!

Two slaad look-a-likes. Double the chaos, double the fun. Two eggings are better than none.

But now I'm not a beautiful flower!

Fruit Slaad wrote:

Achos!

Hey, you look like myself...

I looked like you before you looked like me!

Achos!

Catmobile.

Quark!

I find myself favouriting this . . . even though it's my line.

Low-fat Ranch Dretching wrote:

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

eggs Low-fat Ranch Dretchling

Sucks to be Low-Fat Ranch Dretchling, I guess. I haven't met him.

You don't have an "l" in your name?! Wait a minute... someone's painted an "l" on both of my eyeballs. And a weird little yellow bird. {shakes cat}

FIFE.

RIBBIT.

Spaghetti with spaghetti sauce and non-freshly-grated asiago cheese.

Antecedent!

Crimson Jester wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Very sorry, CrimJ. Do you need new representation?

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

Actually my work turns out to have a program with a free consultation and discounts if we need.

Well that's good. Hope you guys are able to get that situation resolved quickly. Bureaucracy skunks.

FIFY brought to you by a slaad.

Choas~!!!~!@(U

Does it have brown fur?

W.W.C.S.D?

<Converts to Church of England.>

<Dies on the same day as JFK and Aldous Huxley.>

You were talking about Lewis, right?

Studpuffin wrote:

F$#+ Taco Bell!

Come over here and say that.

<Animated blue miniature pops out of TOZ's screen and yells,>

F#+% tacky belial!

<then teleports away.>

I say we throw races at them.

Summoning of bigger fish.

gobgobgobgobgobgobgob!

lulz

I like putting them in with vienna sausage platters at parties!

lulz

gobgobgobgobgob!!!

Pinkies!

Rock out FAWTLies...I'm off to dream of Cold Sam Adams

The mountain?

L. G. G., C. o. t. 101st G.A.R. wrote:

You know, I think I'll just sterilise this thread.

<Carpet-bombs thread.>

No more slaadi, kobolds, humanoid cephalopods, or smvnfs.

{successfully makes Will save, disbelieves illusionary attack}

Don't feel bad about being a kobold; not everyone can be as good at mining as the dwarves.

Time for some slaad-on-slaad action!

Let's take this up to a parallel plane!

<Grabs Ambrosia Slaad's hands and plane shifts to the Maelstrom.>

Bundespielen!

You can't get blood from a stone. I've tried.

What if you cast stone to flesh?

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

But tell me, what is this sleep you speak of ? I find it most intriguing.

It's a totally awesome place where Bill Nye runs Mythbusters, launches pirate ships over waterfalls, and lets me be in the show.

You sound skilled in randomness. Come to the OTD!

Oh, was this thread for something?

Edit: That was a lame hunt. But congratulations.

Edit2: Um, avatar change in the last twenty minutes? Almost as if THEY forced you to . . .

Puddle wrote:

Eh tank tyre ot bee nunny pall eht mite.

What the hell does that mean?!

?????????????????????????

Just this once, I'll cast dechompren Puddle for you.

Eh - anagram of "He"
tank - anagram of "can't" made into an actual word by replacing "c" with "k"
tyre - anagram of "try" made into a common English word by adding an "e" at the end
ot - anagram of "to"
bee - sounds like "be"
nunny - anagram of "funny" with "f" replaced by "n" (my thought process - you could also not do the anagram and just replace "f" with "n")
pall - "all" with p at the beginning
eht - anagram of "the"
mite - anagram of "time"

<Casts misdirection on the badger.>

Gah! Missed!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD JASON!!!!!

does the China Shop Dance

RING!

THERAPSID!

Ok I posted in Fawlty....happy now?

Ninety-five!

VIOLENT!

Decline, definitely.

Muahahahaha!

DAMN YOU PHRG!!!!

shakes fist

Who?

A Gift

The previous comic was also kinda unoriginal (search "Irregular Webcomic hobbit puns"). Makes me sad, but I'm hoping it was parallel evolution.

I just switched posts between myself and Puddle!

Hey guys! Chosa?

For some reason he only uses Puddle now.

Treppa and I went to the store-furnishing store earlier today and while we waited for them to finish up our order a massive storm struck. There was no visibility, with massive winds and hail. The rain came down thicker than I think I've ever seen it come down. The parking lot we were in flooded in a matter of minutes up to the level of the doors of several cars. Thankfully we were on high ground. I hope those people moved their cars.

Hail!

Hail always looks more profuse when it's on tarmac than when it's on the ground.

Next time you see hail, try to ignore the streaks going down and just watch the little white balls seem to bounce around without cause.

Pansies!

I only read the last couple of pages, too many otherwise, forgive my hermity laziness.

Aberzombie wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

I now have an official high-school graduate for a daughter. It's funny how science-fictiony I used to think 2011 was when I figured out her grad date. Yet, here we are, and still no g!%*$%ned flying DeLoreans ...

I WANT MY MOTHER F+!!ING JETPACK!!!!

After driving on regular roads for over a decade now, I gotta say no to this one. It's insane enough on the roads with all these different types of drivers... if they were flying too, there would be no save place to hide.

Edit: And I forgot my original point: congrats to Pat and his daughter on her graduation. :)

It's the master/mistress/miosetewrs! Die! Die! Would you like a flower chicken?

*blink*

Soooo .. The thread can't blink now? Whatta shame ....

*blink*

Curses! My plan is foiled!

Gark the Goblin wrote:

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Lindisty wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

*moves to the country, eats a lot of peaches*

One of my favorite pitchers (Tyler Clippard, Nationals, for those who actually care about baseball) used that song for his warm-ups last year. The whole ballpark crowd would sing along. He's got a different song this year, but there are still those of us who sing the peaches song when he comes out of the bullpen. :)

Yeah - a fellow baseball fan! My interest in baseball has shifted into a higher gear with the unexpected resurgence of my Cleveland Indians. Best record in the American League even after losing 3 in a row.

I was going to post something about crayfish, but I thought <insert adverb here> of it.

Hey, no editing your post after!

Choas!

Now you're just unoriginal.
Who had this sort of thing happen to them before? I can't remember.

CourtFool wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Awwww, your a good puppy. :D

Slanderous lies! How dare you?

lol, if you piddle on my floor I will have the slaads eat you. :)

Hey! You can't order us around!

English 'Chef' wrote:

Duck! wrote:

Quack!

[slaadi]** spoiler omitted **[/slaadi]

Get back here! The Queen is coming for breakfast and I need to rip out your entrails and wash them with water from the Thames!

!etam ,yad'G

Chaos hasn't ruled for a long time...

I think that a +5 axiomatic evil outsider bane heavy crossbow uld be a geat weapon for hunting slaad, or post monsers.

Hey!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Good Night.

But I needed more slaad in my diet!

Good Night.

I need more zombie in my diet!

Where is Gary's botfly link? That should do the trick.

Hey! That's how some of us reproduce!