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As another member of the Make King campaign, I'd love to restart that. Makena and Mikmek were my two favorite characters. :-)

"Mister Stinger say Feeva no join tribe. She need go away far place and get Brother. He be gobbie with no Chief so he be good match for you. He name be Ki-Ah! Feeva go now and get him and bring him back soon. Byebye!"

I built a Goblin Martial Artist for a homebrew I'll be running this fall. Once I edit his traits and stuff, he'll be all set. He'll be ready tomorrow or Saturday. :-)

That sounds awesome! Feeva may get a rebuild, we'll see.

I've played part of Thornkeep; tons of fun. As I said, I'm happy to give GMing a shot, but I'd much rather play under someone who's got experience with the Kingmaker mechanics.

I figure, give it a week. If two-three more gobbos respond, I'll get us started on Monday. Really, if Hop hop or Mikmek are still interested, we'll be fine. Tank/Beatstick (Chopslot), Skill monkey/Face (Okki), Arcanist (GMPC Feeva), just need a Divine caster.

I own the AP and can take over if people are still interested. I'm an experienced GM but have never run a PbP. Crazy Goblin Kingmaker seems like a great way to start.

So, it's been almost a month now. Are we officially dead, or is there still a glimmer of life in this campaign?

"Hey! Venkelvore! Why we be stopping? Feeva getting bored. Want chase fairies!"

In Goblin: "Po-tin man give us job. Need kill fairies. Then he give us gluggadrink. You make Chubgrub better now?"

"Feeva can't fix Chubgrub. Mister Stinger says no more magic today. Tomorrow good though. Where be fairies?"

In Common: "Okay longshanks. Where be pond? We go break fence. Fairies fly away. You give us all the po-tins. Feeva like this job. Here be gluggadrink." She hands Bokken the half-empty perfume bottle.

Bokken didn't say anything about the fence. That makes it fair game. ;-) Goblin logic for the win. :-)

@Chubgrub: You have the Resilient Eidolon Feat

@GM: We were given minimum wealth for our class at the beginning of the campaign. Reason given was the Chief blew all our money on "magic sand". Feeva took him seriously. Strangely enough, she's unable to determine its magical properties, so it must be extremely powerful. ;-) I'll find a use for it eventually.

Yeah, when you make up insulting songs about the Bugbear Barbarian ... you're going to have a bad time. :-) Don't forget that Big Chubgrub goes *poof* 6sec after the little guy passes out.

On a different note, what should we ask for (aside from Cure Light potions, Enlarge Person potions, and the all-important Alchemist's Fire)?

Feeva giggles uncontrollably. "Heeheeheeheehee we be purply now!" It takes a couple minutes for her to get over the joy of this momentous occasion.

"Po-tin man! We need things make Gobs' booboos get better. Things make big boomboom fire 'splosion. Things make Chopslot turn big. But most 'portant, need more yumyum gluggadrink!" what else might be handy?

She thinks for a minute. "Price? We have longshanks shiny monies. Also have bag of magic sand from Chief! That be worth lots Feeva think."

In Common: "Hi longshanks!" Feeva pipes up cheerfully. "We be fixing your fence. Had bad evil words, but they all gone now. You be safe! Now we get gluggadrink?" She holds up her perfume bottle hopefully.

It's fun to be helpful. Warms the cockles of my heart. ;-)

Since Spark only works on Fine-size flammable objects...

"No, Hophop. Burn writing like THIS"

Cast Burning Hands on sign/fence.
Damage 1d4 ⇒ 3

Then she yells in Common. "Hey po-tin longshanks! Evil word thing be gone! You safe now! Is goodgood happy day for you! You pay back by give us yummy gluggadrink. Come out and we can talk!"

Diplomacy 1d20 ⇒ 3
Perception 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22

Hopefully he's home. :-)

Information has been recorded. :-)
Currently at 685xp

In Goblin: "No, Chubgrub. We not give all the meats. Just some. Sharing is nice. Make new friends. And less meats means gobbies walk faster. Get there sooner. Then can get MORE yumyums."

Feeva's tone is that of a condescending parent talking down to a child. Just like when she corrects Hophop. :-)

It's hard being the smartest one in the group. ;-)

1800 pounds minus what's been eaten

"Farg Farg, Center "R"s be like part horsie part longshank. Bigbad scary things. Feeva think give horsey meat is bestest plan."

Will Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11

Feeva looks frightened and answers the question in a rush of words. "Chopslot right. We not be knowing this be your land. We looking for bad nits and for potion longshanks. We not want trouble. Just trying to make a Goblin King so longshanks stop making 'ventures come hunt us. Please not be eating Feeva."

In Goblin to Chubgrub: "They talking about eating us. Look real bigbad strong. But if we talk to them, maybe change their minds. Help us make King."

In Common: "Hey wolfies! We looking for bad nits. They have horsies and other things. But not big scary like you! If you not eat gobbies and froggies, we give you horsemeat. It taste better than gobbies. We small, not much meat. Horsies and longshank nits be big but weak. If you help us find and kill them, we be nice later when big chief is king!"

Diplomacy roll if needed, but I hope you'll ignore it or give the other gobbies rolls as well. :-)
1d20 ⇒ 5

YAY!!!

"Feeva not have that hex yet. Only make people sleep. Maybe this help though."

Cast cure light wounds on Avatar of Venkelvore

Feeva sorry. Thought Chief would like gluggadrink. Not think would make him sick.

A werewolf?!? We're all going to die.
"Ummm. Feeva not think them be nice wolfies...."

Casting mage armor
Readying an action to Sleep the first hostile to come within 30ft. Will DC 14

Feeva yells back. "Hophop be quiet. There be wolfies ahead. Maybe Kibbles with them. Feeva not see."

Keep in mind that Feeva has made no effort to hide at this point. :-)

"They be big wolfies. Feeva see three. One look different. It be more skinny and walk funny."

Kn(arcana) 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
Perception 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27

"What they be? More nits?"

"Feeva say leave now. Want more gluggadrink."

I'm thinking the same thing. I can keep a running tally of gear/consumables (or figure out something with Google Docs). Witches don't need much stuff either, so I'm down for whatever.

To verify, we should have 343gp in the community pool (75 from tax nits, 268 from Oleg). How do we want to handle it: distribute evenly, community pool, give it all to Feeva ;-), another option?

"Feeva know a little 'bout potion. Some 'splode like these." Feeva shakes one of the vials of Alchemist's Fire. 8-o "Some make Gobs feel good. Fix bigbad booboo. Some be yumyum gluggadrink like this one." She indicates her perfume bottle, then pauses for a moment before nodding.

"Mister Stinger say meet potion man be good plan. And maybe find more bad nits on the way. What rest of Gobs say?"

In Goblin, to Chubgrub: "We be asking longshanks about stuffs. He have some things. Bag have shiny longshanks monies. Man say if kill more bad nits can have more shinies. Not say nothing 'bout make King."

EDIT: Ninja'd by 10sec!

Feeva wants a couple bottles of perfume (5gp each)

Feeva watches Okki suspiciously as he examines her new blingbling shiny. When he makes his item requests to the nice gate longshanks, she offers one of her own.

holding up a half-empty perfume bottle "And some more of this yummy glugadrink for Feeva!"

The list is saved in a Word document for now. Let me know how you want me to keep everyone informed as we continue.

I presume the weapons/armor are all medium-sized.

Feeva roots through the pile of loot looking for anything useful. "Feeva see one sword." She throws the dagger to Chopslot and goes back to rooting.

"Lots big longshanks swords. Many lots big longshanks bows. Many many many many lots little spears. Why little spears have bird feathers? Oh, longshanks arrows. Many lots nasty longshanks foods. HERE CHUBGRUB!" She throws the rations at him then goes back to rooting.

"Many lots big longshanks armors. All broken now. Hee Hee. Ooooh, shiny!" She puts the Stag Lord amulet around her neck. Then she discovers the piece-de-resistance.....

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! FEEVA FIND LONGSHANKS FIRE 'SPLODY THINGS!!!!!"

She seems to have missed the gold. :-) Second, she can't tell the difference between the composite and regular bows. Third, feel free to swipe the Alchemist's Fire. It's doubtful that Feeva will ever get close enough to an enemy to use them. Lastly, bonus points to anyone who figures out Feeva's counting scheme. ;-)

"No, Hophop. These not be tax nits. These be longshanks and horsies." Feeva explains patiently to her slightly dim Goblin friend. "Feeva think they work for taxes maybe. Where Kibbles go?" Feeva looks around for a minute.

Then she hollers to the longshanks who gave them the quest (Oleg).

Out of curiosity, was there anyone here who doesn't speak Common?

I'll handle it. (Unless someone else is dying for the job).

WAAAHHH!!! Kibbles be going byebye. :-( Feeva will miss him. He be nice. Bring squirrels. Kibbles and Snouts be safe. Come visit later maybe.

Hophop and other boss look same! Now Feeva confused.

"Magic longshanks not sleep. Feeva try evil bigbad horsy instead."

Bandit F's Horse (Will DC 14)
1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

That's two 18's in a row for me. Too bad they're enemy Will saves. :-(

"Why sleep not work!?! Feeva getting scared."

Typical Goblins, always acting out of turn ;-)
Since Feeva's attempt at Diplomacy/information-gathering obviously didn't work, she switches tactics. "You all be bad longshanks. Feeva and friends eat you all!"

Slumber Hex on Bandit B (DC 14)
Will: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (19) - 1 = 18

She points her finger at one of the nits, but nothing happens. "AAAHHH!!! Tax Nits be magic!!! Not go sleep!!!"

GM-rolled Initiative would be ideal. I'm fine with you providing the opponents' stats as well; it'll make it easy to write something suitably cinematic.

Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24

Feeva wakes up as she hears voices speaking in Common. I thought we were waiting for nits. These are just longshanks. But they want taxes? Me be funcused.

EDIT: I'm off to bed now, so I figured I'd post Feeva's most likely action since she should be acting pretty early in the Initiative order. If someone's made a hostile move (like Mikmek, for example), she'll stand up and use her Slumber Hex (DC 14) on whoever's nearest to her position.

If noone's attacked yet, she'll make herself visible and ask the people if they know when the tax nits will arrive. Readied action: Slumber Hex on the nearest person.

That should cover it; have a good night. :-)

Are taxes and nits longshanks? Me think nits be like bug things we no can see.

Yes! Only stab nits and taxes. Not hurt longshanks.

Feeva can see Feeva! Mister Stinger be under Feeva hat. We go sleep now. Wait for tax nits come.

Feeva can see map thing. What mean in-ter-act? Feeva not know how.

EDIT: Oh, and longshanks not let us in so we be hide in ditch across the road. Where that be?