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This may have been posted before, and if so please excuse the repeat. This one isn't so much as a one liner but a visual joke, so it'll take a moment to set the scene.

The players were all sailors in a maritime campaign. They'd come across a map that told of a great treasure on a distant island. They found the island, but then discovered someone else had a map and had landed on the island after they'd found it. They didn't want to risk a fight and lose it, so my brother, who played the ship's cook, came up with a plan. The party would all run screaming toward their rowboat with him chasing them with his weapon of choice (a huge meat cleaver) as soon as the other landing party was in sight.

So they do this. They all come screaming out of the jungle, my brother waving his cleaver and screaming in some unintelligible language. When the party makes it to their landing craft, he v.e.r.y. slowly turns and looks at the other party and starts running toward them. The panic and get back in *their* boat and leave. My players waited aboard ship until the other party was back on THEIR ship, rowed like hell back to the beach, picked up my brother's character and the treasure, then got the hell out of there.

But the sight of my brother's character slowly turning to look at the other party with madness in his eyes was a priceless bit of roleplaying and ingenuity, and we count that as one of the best games we had in that campaign.

what a cleaver ploy

14 sided die wrote:

So, have the Yaddithians been confirmed as playable aberrations? Just curious, and I didn't see any confirmation anywhere

I'll go ahead and confirm that now. Of course, "playable" is one word for it - when you're older than the campaign setting's civilizations, your mindset may be a little unusual. (The description notes that the Yaddithian presented, a 9th-level wizard, is essentially the baseline for the survivors of the eons-old race.)

fair 'nuff, but still, 0HD aberration is a good thing in my books, I have.... ideas

well, we can rule out gunslinger

monk/barbarian ru into the issues of their land speed bonuses being nullified in water

honestly I can't remember if pathfinder has rules for underwater combat, but I do feel like ranged weapon classes are in for a rough time.

bards might have trouble as well, instruments don't work very well, but you could sing/do comedy/etc

I guess that leaves you with bard, cleric, druid, sorcerer, wizard, oracle, summoner, witch, arcanist, shaman, certain kineticists, medium, mesmerist, or psychic as far as I can tell that don't have issues with weapons not working. that said I think there is an underwater enchantment for weapons, so I don't really see why any class, again except for gunslinger would have too much trouble. I am sure somewhere there's a way to use guns underwater, but my google fu is weak tonight.
plenty of options though. sad that it looks like you're going to be doing this before aquatic adventures comes out, which would probably have some nice reference info for that

So the reason is: paying tribute?

Other than fluff I'm not seeing a reason to mention it. It is just a new class that happens to share some of the abilities of other classes.

Also because some of the hybrid classes have abilities that overlap their parents', so people know if those abilities stack or not. Further, the recent release of VMC doesn't include the hybrids, so ou kinda have to pick a parent to go from for those

Because every brawler is a descendant of Chuck Norris

point and laugh

Why didn't I post a link? Probably better than I could explain anyway

B) improved unarmed doesn't affect natural attacks, standard is either, full is both primary

C) no iterative attacks on naturals, secondary have a -5 penalty

D) Bite is primary, the others are all secondary, standard you can use any one at +20 to attack, full bite is +20 the others all come in at +15

At least I THINK bite is a dragons primary

Hope this helps

the maharaja of a small province i india decided that it would be illegal to kill any animal for any reason. The province was soon overrun by all manner of fauna, the local populace soon decided to give the man the old heave ho. A local newspaper reported it was first time a reign was called on account of game

(Please note, this doesn't have to be set in india, its just how i heard it the first time)

Yo Snowleopard, its Kill the monsters, take their loot ,stab your buddy

167. Blood God Disciple.

The summoner is a slightly deranged barber who hears a dark voice in his mind, the eidolon has an obsession with making "pies"

Any sort of update to the things published before the CRB would be cool, and maybe "Monstrous Folk of Golarion" with rules for gnoll, lizardfolk, etc. PCs (Sahuagin would be cool too, but I doubt we'll ever see that)