Dwayne Dibbley's page

There's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time.

who? dwayne dibbley?

He nods energetically, and says "Th' Bawse Man!"

His name is Wayne, though; not Dwayne. But his buck teeth sounds like he's saying Bwayne. He talks about himself in the third person quite a bit; which is odd because he's probably not aristocratic.

They're riding horses. About fifteen of them.

The kid there shoveling out their stalls looks like this avatar.

We don't need your pigeon killing murderpropellers. We got solar freakin' roadways. They'll save the erff.

"What wouldn't Iggy Pop do?"

that's my motto.

right on.

I have a new motto: Everything's different. Let's have fun!

If everything's different, then......nothing is?

Oh you mean Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys - California Girls (1965)

They're just a boy band.

oh, David,....is there no end to your wisdom?

Don't talk about fight club.

Pregnant maps rox!

I use swim wings!!!!!

He's best buds with Dennis Rodman. It must be b/s.

Edgar Allan Poe married his first cousin......seems like a legit thing to do, and should totally work out.

Winter is coming.

I'm Dwayne Dibbley!!!

boah yew sane them ku thewlews?

If I got a briefcase full of cash I done found........

HELLLLLLLL Now.

Gary Teter wrote:

At what point is the population of a generation slowship inside its own "anthro-centric" light cone?

I avoid that quandry by crewing the entire slowship with housecats.

just leads to more quandries.

I donna know gang, what do you think, Summer Glau and a guy like me?

No. I don't think so.

I care....

Doodlebug like a girl with a neck like a ham butt.

"Dwayne Dibbley" is Comrade Spanky's idiot avatar, Citizen Danubus.

So, to answer your question, "no."

I'm telling Rachel Maddow. You're in for a browbeating, buster.

MSNBC is unbiased.

You guys sure are making a big deal over 7 cp a week.

More evidence you don't know what you're doing I guess.......

Wow. What a lousy ninja. Wearing a big sign over her head that says "HAY!!! NINJA!!! RIGHT OVER HERE!!!!!"
It's pretty bad when the only person who has any sense in an adventuring party is a talking chicken.
I'm gonna need double pay for hazard duty here.

Rabbit on the run! Rabbit on the run!

ducks into a corner and cringes.

It was inferred. Don't feign ignorance.

Alignment is no excuse. You have to honor the contract terms.

"That's not in the contract. I get 3 hots and a cot, and the hots are specifically "trail rations."
In chapter ii subsection iii of the Union of Humble Linkboy's Guidelines for Dungeoneering and Contracting, it specifically specifies that "under no circumstances will a "verminous protein source" be substituted for an "animal protein source" by way of train rationeering preparation and dispersement.

Errr,.....you're not chaotic, are you?

"I'm hungry. I'm thirsty. When's my lunch break?"

Until I figure out how to put "link boy" up there next to my name,
I'll just have to reintroduce myself as "Dwayne Dibbley: Link boy."

Kinda like Wolverine,......what I do isn't very nice, but I'm the best at it" or whatever.

I'm Dwayne Dibbley.

I'm a "link boy."

that means I carry the torch for the adventurers.

I'm good at it; really.

I just think its' neat that they have marsupial dogs, and call them dingles.

well,....I reckon since Arnald Swarzinagire is from Australia, this'd mean he could run for for Pesident. Not just from calflordia eather.
GA VA NATOR.....
love it!!!

Somebody psychoanalyze me.

I wrote some Harry Potter/Firefly crossover fanfic; if anybody's interested.

Keeping spreading the word over here in Britain too ladies and gents,not only is Razor awesome, but if it's not pledged, I've heard Logue might be moving back over to England, we cannot let this happen again! Her Majesty must be protected!

Plus, Angry Waters needs to infest his campaign, he'll never live it down if the best adventure in Razor Coast is by Pett, please let me taste this sweet meat, please, ahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!

Rich

Pippa must be protected.

Your in fer it now, you bathdidth!

I'm gone tell Mithter. Pett. He's my fwendth on th fathe bookth, and he'll bee hear 2 thow you guyth wath waht. Only on Engwish time; ith like 3 am where he ith.

He's the greatest detective on earth! I think he's Batman!!!!!

Dwayne Dibbley wrote:

I....I'm gonna come clean.....I really am Dwayne Dibbley.....

I'm sorry for you, man. That's a hard burden to bear.

Could you,.....like,.....favorite my thread? So I don't have to?

I....I'm gonna come clean.....I really am Dwayne Dibbley.....

"Ya'll kin ask me questins two, but I ain't too smart."

"Y'all take care in good luck!"

"Ima make some boots!"

"This gone be sum E ttin.
Better redneckognize."

"Phew. It's lucky you built such a rapport with these simple swamp folk, Edwin. Now, who's digging out the next grave? And what in Pharasma's name are we to make of all this?"

"Who yew callin simple?"

"Hey! Wut are ya'll doing?"