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95) Gunslingers are required to bring Nerf replicas, wear a duster, have at least 1 rodeo buckle, and speak half in John Wayne quotes.
Goats are the Navy's mascot. Being disciplined by Naval Chiefs (E7-E9) is sometimes referred to as "being taken to the goat locker". 'The Captain's Daughter' was the nickname given to the Captain's lash aboard naval ships. Most blue water naval ships of yore carried a compliment of rum that was rationed out. Citrus prevents scurvy.
Hey! I know this is super late, but we are looking for an extra player. We live in Oly, and are easy going people looking to get a 5E/Homebrew game started. If you are interested, let me know.
The hole in the ozone layer? Yeah, that was me. Also male pattern baldness.
Nah, it's all in good fun. They try to save my grubby little soul, and I seduce their mentors. It's a beautiful cycle.
In the vein of confessions: I generally detest palladians. Their air of snooty, holier-than-thou snobbery makes me want to strangle them with a dirty sock.
I do swear on my damned soul that I will join the ranks of the unleashed.
86. A stuffed and mounted kobold that espouses insults and bad advice to intruders.
89. Your wizard left, the ranger is afraid of sharks, the cleric is impossible to get drunk, and the female rogue failed to get laid on an island full of pirates.
Well, as that brilliant introduction stated, I (read me and my hubby) are interested in starting a campaign...but alas!! We can both be absurdly introverted, so naturally the internet was the best forum to kick this off. Never really having played a game all the way through, we did what any sensible couple would do: Last our goram mind. We have all the necessary books, scrap paper and a fair amount of dice. In addition, we would be able to host and provide refreshments and plenty of sass. As we (I) are mewling neophytes, please be easy going and relaxed. Feel free to hit me up here. Looking forward to the feedback!
259) Angry Dwarven Struggle cuddles got out of hand. |
