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So, I believe we are headed to Carlin.

Sorry. Work has been distracting, as it does.

Dimple counts on her fingers, "Loophole guy, get the thingy, sign the slip, bonus round. Sounds easy enough." She peers out the window, tilting her head in thought. "Ya know, being on a different plane might be dangerous. We should use the buddy system, ya know, for safety." With that, the gnome grabs Liet-Gar's wrist. "Dibs!"

I vote we just do them in order.

Dimple happily talks to the butler at great length as they are escorted to the luxurious sitting room.

Sense Motive #1: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (8) + 14 = 22

"Wow! You sure do know a LOT of secrets! Like a lot a lot. I mean, you missed a few things. Like, do you know who is most likely to scream when they are scared? I mean, it's not a big deal. It wouldn't stop a girl from dating him or anything." Her eyes gloss over for a moment. "I'm sorry, what were you saying?"

Sense Motive #2: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (14) + 14 = 28 {Oh Pish and Posh!}

Planes: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17

"Hi there, I'm Dimple, you're an azer, and these are all Pathfinders. I think we're expected? Hey, can I ask a question. do you...uh...use a brush for your hair? Does it catch fire? Cuz it looks awesome. What does a 'bad hair day' even look like for you? Does it just smoulder? I bet it just smoulders. Wait! Never mind daytime, what about bedtime. What happens to your pillows? Do you use a pillow? I would think it would burn or melt or something. Getting a good night sleep is important after all. I can't imagine you use a rock. Is the pillow case fire proof, or the whole thing?" One gets the sense that this line of questioning can go on for quite some time.

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (15) + 14 = 29

Dimple might look for bargains. Are there any FIRE sales? JK...and sincere apologies.

"Makes me feel small."

Dimple looks at the druid to make certain nothing has changed. "Nope! You're still the same non-adorable size. Can you imagine if coming here DID make people short and cute? This place would fill up over night." She then thinks about how many people would NOT be back on Golarion. "Well... you might be a bit shorter. Like a schoonse. Maybe you and Cenae should stick around after the mission, just to see."

"You should take care not to underestimate Qalkami: she is cunning, clever, and ruthless."

Dimple then flips through her recently purchased thesaurus. "So, she's evil smart, 'smart' smart, and mean...smart? If she's so smart, why does she need us? Maybe other people here need us too! We should tell everyone we are here." The gnome pauses as she realizes where 'here' is. "Um...being here in Fire Town doesn't block us from our gods 'n stuff, does it? Cuz I didn't check before we left, but I don't want Desna all mad at me, or worried that she doesn't know where I am."

Dimple's 'tell everyone' is more of the player saying 'let's tell everyone who we are helping' before we have to sign the PFS equivalent of a NDA. I could see a smart efreeti forbidding us from making our presence known, or the fact that we are working for her.

The Desna part is just double-checking that divine spell will / should work normal here.

Dimple looks about the 'sky'. "I don't know. I think this is a terrible spot for a picnic. At least there won't be any rain."

"Smarty words! Got it."

I'm gonna have ta buy me a dictionary and a theserus... thessourus?... Theseus?

Dimple beams with pride before remembering that she's still not sure she likes Cenae just yet. "Isn't that just like, stuff everyone is supposta know?" She thinks a minute before asking, "Um, how are we gonna talk to 'em? Anyone speak smoke or fire or anything?"

Dimple can use Lore Master once a day. I will do the Plane today and Zjarra tomorrow before we leave.

Planes (Plane of Fire) Lore Master: 20 + 7 = 27
Local (Zjarra) Lore Master: 20 + 7 = 27

MY HUBBA HUBBA MAN! Her eyes go wide as a squeal of delight erupts from Dimple. The gnome races over and wraps her arms around the warrior as best as she can. She then stands back with a pout, hits him, and crosses her arms. "And why couldn't you write, or send a carrier pigeon or a message turtle or something?" The bard greedily accepts the wand, then realizes she has seen this before. "Hey, this isn't a present! One would think after being gone for so long that his heart would want to express itself." Again, the tiny woman harumphs in the half-elf's direction before turning her back on him. She then looks over her shoulder, while pretending NOT to look over her shoulder. She suddenly throws up her arms, "Oh pish and posh! Who could stay mad at you?" She hugs him again with a vice-like grip.

WELCOME BACK LGZ!

Accompanied by excited clapping, "Oh hey! It's the foresty-named elf guy! He's back!" Dimple then looks around. "Now, where is my hubba hubba man?"

I'm good with those options.

I'm wondering if we should reach out to some of the players and see if they have time, bandwidth, and/or interest to jump back in.

Sorry my friend. I hear what you are saying. When the game becomes a chore, it stops being fun. Focus on the important things and come back when you can. Au revoir for certain.

Picked up the scenario and prepping it now. Will start a new thread tomorrow.

Looks like we are high tier, correct?

Okay. Give me a couple of days to purchase the scenario and give it a read.

So it sounds like we are leaning towards #7-19 The Labyrinth of Hungry Ghosts (3-7) before some of us level out.

#8-15 Hrethnar's Throne is a 5-9, so plenty of time.

#10-17 On Sevenfingers's Sails being the 7-11 'capstone' to the series.

Innocently kicking a pebble, "I read sheet music sometimes."

Mine looks good. Leveled up. Now I just need to save up for a couple of those handy MM wands.

So, as the summer is here (for me at least) and school is out for a bit, I am happy to run the next session. Did we have one in mind, or barring that, any requests?

GM REROLL - Day Job,Perform: 1d20 + 13 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 13 + 1 = 30

Dimple continues her assault on the poopy-headed pirates. She sticks her finger in a flask of oil before flicking a few drops at the group. A small puddle appears beneath most of them. "Yeah, you picked a really bad day to be dumb and evil. One OR the other, maybe you'da been okay."

Grease.

Do we want to range them? If we move back, I can bottleneck them with Grease. Or I can drop it under some of them so we can move up. Thoughts?

"Yeah. Like you guys picked a terrible time to be bad guys. You are about to get your butts sooooo kicked. I almost feel bad for you. But..." She pauses a moment to think about how she really feels. "Nope. You guys are big, ole stupid heads."

"Oh Pish and Posh! Why are you being so dumb? It's like you want us to hurt you! By the way, thanks for standing all close together 'n stuff. That like NEVER happens. See, I don't think your hearts are in this. How about you take a second to think it over?"

Sound Burst: 1d8 ⇒ 5
The 10' radius should hit all the targets.
A DC 16 Fort save or they are STUNNED for one round.

Dimple runs up to support the others. She cups her hand and shouts toward the center of the nearest web. "You guys are icky and no one likes you!"

Sound Burst: 1d8 ⇒ 2 (*1.5 to the swarms=3)

The 10' radius should hit all three targets.
Any non-swarm needs a DC 16 Fort save or they are STUNNED for one round.

Dimple will start Inspire Courage. Sorry, a bit busy today.

"The way HE thinks?!?! But, it wasn't even his idea!" Ooohh, that woman brings out all the lemon in me!

I am so sorry. We will be thinking of you and your family during this difficult time.

"Can't we just burn the webs away?"

Ready to move forward with the team.

Perception: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32
Perception: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (18) + 12 = 30

"Hey! What's that over there?"

"Hey look! I did a thing!"

Dimple watches all the others making their preparations. She rummages through her quiver and pulls out a stick. Many that have known her for some time realize that this is her pokin' stick. As one would expect, she reserves this primarily for poking things that require some form of proding or probing.

Dimple shouts down into the hold, "You guys okay down there? Need any Desna? Well, nevermind. I will send some down anyway."

Casting Bless. An additional +1 to hit. Total of +3 to hit, +2 to damage, +2 to saves vs Charm and Fear. Nineteen rounds remain.

The bard cracks her knuckles, "Okay guys. We've killed icky things before. So, like, just do all the same stuff again."

Inspire Courage, +2 to all the things. Round 1 of 21. Twenty rounds remain.

If I cast Heroism on Niza, will Albis get the benefits as well, or is that just when you cast the spell? In any case, I will hit Niza with the Heroism. 100-minute duration. There are also two more charges on my Rod of Extend Metamagic if someone wants to add to their duration. I don't know that I will be using it.

I can cast Extended Heroism on someone. It won't stack with Inspire Courage, but it is still pretty solid. +2 on skills and saves as well.. Any takers?

Happy that the sailors on the other ship listened, Dimple waves appreciatively, "Thank you for understanding. Maybe we will see you guys tomorrow. Then we can have some real fun."

Dimple looks at all the sailors on the other ship. "Aw poop!" She then cups her hands together, "We don't wanna play with you guys right now! How 'bout tomorrow, and maybe like on land?" When they clearly laugh and mock her, she shouts, "GO AWAY!!"

Casting Sound Burst. No save for damage, DC 16 Fort save or be STUNNED for one round.

Sound Burst (no save) vs #'s 6,7,8 & 9: 1d8 ⇒ 2

As the boat leaves the relative calm of the dock, Dimple's skin takes on a unique olive-green tinge. "Oh pish and posh! Here we go ag--" The thought is cut off as the gnome dashes for the rail and graciously shares her last meal...or two, with the fish swimming in the waters below.

Again with missing people? I mean, Desna's all for taking a walkabout, but what is wrong with these people? Maybe that all need a bell or be put on a leash like a puppy. "Ooh...puppies!"

Name: TriShadow
Character: Dimple McSweetness
PFS #: 151777-14 (Core)
Faction: The Exchange
Day Job: Perform: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (15) + 13 = 28
Normal Progression

Starting at 17 XP, 21 Prestige, 27 Fame, 5319 gold

The friendly gnome walks in and nearly freezes mid-stride. Pfft! Her again?!?! Pish and Posh! Dimple slaps a smile on her face. "Oh Hi! How have you been? We missed you last time out. At least she can't try and get her hands all over Liet-Gar this time. Then hearing Niza's words, "Oh yeah! Hey! That was really rotten of you. They should take away ... your...oh, I don't know, SOMETHING from you. Or go make you stand in the dark for a month. Or hit you with a piece of the Moon or something. THE HALF-ELF DIED Wait, she already said that. Oh so what! HE DIED...and Niza had something else less important happen. BUT STILL!!"

<<Thumbs up for Perils>>

Pine and wax poetically of course. And if LGZ is not around, I can be sure all the other girls are keeping their mitts off of him.

I am also available for that!

Well, that is some bad-assery right there.

Agreed. Thurges make for poor evokers.

I have a blaster wizard build who would love this as well! Unfortunately, I don't see it in HeroLab. One of the few times that has happened. Still, that won't stop me from picking this up, lol!