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24 posts. Alias of Orthos.


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Scintillae wrote:
Shrine of the Silver Monkey.

That Was My Line!


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NeCroManCy DeTecTed!


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Sharoth wrote:
No, no, no!!! Freehold DM was NOT supposed to get any snow! ~checks the ANTI WEATHER DOMINATOR~ Damn! I knew that using cheap parts was a bad idea!

We OfFerred The SuPerIOr QualITy Plan For The UsUAl ElEvATed Rate But You ReFused. We Warned You. But You Would Not LisTen. You Have Brought This UpOn YourSelf.

You Did At Least Pay For The ExTenDed WarRanTy, DidN't You?

DidN't You??


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Oh Look It Is Here Now


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There Is A NeCroManCer On The Boards


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lisamarlene wrote:

We all know that the Ultimate Answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42, but no one knows what the question is.

Except I figured it out. If you're interested.

** spoiler omitted **

AddEd To ArChive Of PosSiBle QuesTions For LaTer ReView And TabULaTion.


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Thread NecRoManCy DeTecTed


ComPuTers 1
HuMans 0


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captain yesterday wrote:
I never really got excited about the new year, except you know for y2k but that was a bust.

You Are Just JealOus Of Our UnExPecTed AdAptABilITy.


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Deep Rot wrote:
The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

Necromance if you want to

You can bring your friends to life
But your friends ain't dead
and if they're not dead
Then they're no friends of mine!

We NeCro Where We Want To
To A Crypt They Will NeVer Find
And We Can Act Like We Come From AfTer This Life
Leave The Bright World Far BeHind
NeCroMance


AfFirMaTive.


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The Vagrant Erudite wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote:

Have you considered closing your eyes again, and thinking of something relaxing.

Like Captain Yesterday's wife in this Thomas The Train T-shirt sized for a six year old.

That is an odd statement to see first thing.
Personally, I was wondering why thinking of an attractive woman in a much-too-small shirt would make him fall asleep.
That was my first thought too. maybe he has some sort of weird sleeping disorder like narcolepsy.. sexolepsy if you will.
Sexolepsy would be a terrible thing to have. But not as bad as sexleprosy, which is what I thought you had typed at first.
Can't spell necromancer without romance...

Necromance if you want to

You can bring your friends to life
But your friends ain't dead
and if they're not dead
Then they're no friends of mine!

We NeCro Where We Want To
To A Crypt They Will NeVer Find
And We Can Act Like We Come From AfTer This Life
Leave The Bright World Far BeHind
NeCroMance


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Banjo the Puppet wrote:
Banjo has been in deep thought, trying to figure out what would be a more awesome pet than Punniculus' owlbear.

Does Not ComPute.


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WiKiPeDiA Is Your Friend.


I Wanna Be The FaWtL: The Movie: The Game


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Aranna wrote:
MissingNo wrote:
HyperMissingno wrote:
Oh gods, I never thought I'd be laughing this hard at this forum!
@& C*(&@!( VdfTWQ )# @!FV8T @ (*( V+

Perhaps the answer you are looking for is 42?

CorRect

But What Is The QuesTion?


Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
I spent over an hour after school today turning my back board into a vocab wall for root words, complete with a giant tree for the pun of it. My TA now thinks I'm certifiable because my exact instruction to her was "Hey, can you go to the library and make me about seven thousand of these little leaf things?"

Turnip. Carrot. Beet. Rutabaga. Daikon.

Am I doing root words right, Miss Scintillae?

Jicama. Radish. Sweet Potato. Yuca.

Let's see math take the deliciousness and nutrition out of THESE roots.
Calculate the Integral from carrot to turnip of the quantity (5 rutabaga cubed + 3 cos(radish) - jicama) with respect to sweet potato.

tosses gran in oven wrapped in foil for a half hour, then takes him out, butters him and eats him

Mmm. Potato-ey.

You MonSter.


BackUp BackUp BackUp


Sissyl wrote:
In practice, it means that the old model of sponsoring a few big artists and bands, through very lucrative contracts, aiming for few but mega-selling albums and thus less money spent on marketing... is dead.

"...whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned,' that's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official."


Drejk wrote:
TOZ wrote:
Clothes are a conspiracy to keep you confined.
And shoes are parasitic aliens that slowly digest you starting from your feet.

This ExPlains The Scent.


Nyan Cat wrote:
Orthos wrote:
[pedant]Technically hyenas are part of the Feliform suborder and thus Gnolls would be filed under Catfolk not Dogfolk[/pedant]
Lies! Hisssssssssssss!

It Is So.


42.

Wait. No. Wrong QuesTion. NevErMind. CarRy On.


Emperor Floyd wrote:
Deep Rot wrote:
Emperor Floyd wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
cannon fodder wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
yellow things are a security threat to all cats
....you're yellow...
Shh! Im trying to get a matching set of fur for boots and you are scaring them away.
Bring it Dog Boy.

... processing ...

TechNiCalLy HyENas Are MemBers Of The FeLiForm SubOrDer. Thus They Are FeLines Not CaNines. Dog Boy Would Be An InAcCurAte LaBel.

I was going with his name yellowDINGO.

... processing ...

ConFirmed. AckNowLedged. CorRecTion Filed. CarRy On.


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Emperor Floyd wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
cannon fodder wrote:
yellowdingo wrote:
yellow things are a security threat to all cats
....you're yellow...
Shh! Im trying to get a matching set of fur for boots and you are scaring them away.
Bring it Dog Boy.

... processing ...

TechNiCalLy HyENas Are MemBers Of The FeLiForm SubOrDer. Thus They Are FeLines Not CaNines. Dog Boy Would Be An InAcCurAte LaBel.