Darth Morwena's page

Hmm... so that's Butter 4, Margarine 1, so far.

Butter.

All to easy....

Do you reaaly wanna hurt me? Do you reaaly wanna Make. Me. Cry

Why yes. Yes I do.

Moorluck wrote:

Getting the breaks fixed on the Durango. Wallet in pain. :/

Had to order tires for the Harley yesterday, I feel ya bro.

I felt a great disturbance in the bank account... It was as if many dollars cried out in pain, and were suddenly silenced.

We're onto your unicode tricks!! ** spoiler omitted **

The power to write codes pales in comparison to the FaWTL side Commander Teter.

Moorluck wrote:

Lindisty wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

Hello Lindisity <Hannibel Lecter>

Welcome to Fawtl, feel free to kick your shoes off and enjoy the festivites. We do have certain rules in our little corner of the boards though, No Politics, No Religion, And we do flirt and play, sometimes crudely, We take no offense here.

Care to throw your hat in with us? :)

EDIT: And the Lady Solnes would like to remind everyone that she has temporarily resended our Football ban, unless you're a Steelers fan. ;)

Hope you don't mind. :)

Rules noted. Dunno that I'll be a regular in this one, but I read when I have time, and may throw a post up occasionally.

Don't mind at all, m'dear. Everyone is welcome here. :D

And on another note, I always have a flashlight on my belt. :)

Thank you.

So... we could have flashlight-sabre duels if we ever met? ;)

You will rue the day you challenged me!! :P

Crimson Jester wrote:

They are on netflix.

Moorluck's nekkid hat trick is on Netflix? Impressive.

I saw it.

Impressive, most impressive.

Moorluck wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

WOOT!!! My first TotP!!! ~does a strip tease in front of everyone~

Uhm... aren't you a little short to be a Stormtrooper? :P

Oh...the uniform. No wait, the uniforms not the problem here...

Luke, I am your father....s ex.

Moorluck wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Moorluck, Solnes. A question for you two. When is the get together going to be again? I am on call on May 15-16. Will that be an issue?

It's the 27th through the 30th, so you should be good buddy. :)

Ok. I was just checking. ~heads back to work~

Back to work SLAVE! This pyramid (scheme) won't build itself you know!

You need to die. Damn Salvatore, damn him to hell!

Pushes Darth Morwena into Dill Dotee Baggins and flies away into the snow, giggling.

There's something more your speed, Dill.

Puh-LEEEEEEZ! I broke that brokeback hillbilly ages ago.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Darth Morwena wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

at work post again, am I going to get any downtime this year

NO!!! Now get back to work.

~shrinks away~ yes master/mistress. by the way which are you?

~Drops pants revealing both male and female parts.~

Which do you prefer?

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

at work post again, am I going to get any downtime this year

NO!!! Now get back to work.

Too late Vader realized he was just a pawn of Imperialists. He could have been the Father of the Revolutionary Sith Party, but instead it fell to me.

You have got to be the shortest Sith I've ever seen. OMG!! You used to be Yoda!

Urizen wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Nah, I figure it could go wrong somewhere along the line, and I've avoided deleting comments so far on my account.

I try to keep careful with what I post on certain people's walls. Obivously some of you have family on yours or those who may be a bit conservative (not the political kind) visiting it and I try to respect that.

That's good advice for all of us. And on the other hand, someone could be offended from the other side of the aisle, as well. People are experts in being offended these days.

I can't believe you just said that! How bigoted of you, I am SO offended right now!

Urizen wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Proof does not equal, oh never mind I give.

Come to the dark side of the force. It is the only way... Together we will rule the galaxy and kick some jedi ass.

No I am a Jedi like my father before me

But you don't strike me as a whiny little pansy....

Urizen, watch out for the white clad Imperial Guards at the Jedi Temple. They seem particularly resistant to both force powers and your lightsaber. And Darth Phobos is the most challenging fight I've had so far.

Only because you have yet to face me David! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ha.

Darth Morwena wrote:

And to think, the Jedi still use Old Balz Kenobi and Yodork as recruiters. lol.

But don't let Yodork fool you. That guy's spry when he's pissed. Improved Whirlwind.

Haha. Trust me back before I turned evil, I was his padawan... what you see is what you get, short, green, wrinkled, and sporadic. :P

Darth Morwena wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Okay, I am the poster boy of L.A.M.E. And surrounded by pervs.

Which isn't a bad thing, though. :P

Join us! Together we will rule the girls dorm as.... well who cares it's the girls friggin dorm!

Beats being a gorram padawan learner. Sign me up!

And to think, the Jedi still use Old Balz Kenobi and Yodork as recruiters. lol.

Okay, I am the poster boy of L.A.M.E. And surrounded by pervs.

Which isn't a bad thing, though. :P

Join us! Together we will rule the girls dorm as.... well who cares it's the girls friggin dorm!

Cause you are. You're a virgin aren't you?

Yes....

*runs off to cry in her pink lacey pillow*

Darth Morwena wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

The Customer Servant has disturbed me.

What a buncha clowns, right? ;)

Mime your own buisness!

Oh Dark Gods Below.... not another one. Do you guys know how many out of work comedians there are in the slave pits? We don't need anymore!

Did anyone ever tell you that you're a beeyotch?

Not that lived to tell about it. Why?

Moorluck wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

The Customer Servant has disturbed me.

What a buncha clowns, right? ;)

Mime your own buisness!

Oh Dark Gods Below.... not another one. Do you guys know how many out of work comedians there are in the slave pits? We don't need anymore!

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

The Customer Servant has disturbed me.

What a buncha clowns, right? ;)

Do you think of yourself as funny Moorluck?

Mmmm...Star porn.

I should tell you about the time this Sith took on 10 Jedi at once.

My wife made french toast for dinner. Yummy!

[Vader]Your French Toast pales in comparison to the power of Taco night.[/Vader] ;)

Sounds good though.

Now that's not a very nice way for a demon to treat me. I mean I'm so evil and dark that I fart bats.

Kid you're about as evil as a rash.... midly annoying at best.

You have no idea what true evil is....

MUUWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ArgentinianFactFindinConfrens wrote:

Acolyte of David Fryer wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Solnes wrote:

taig wrote:

Hopefully, I will get the other job offer tomorrow.

Good Luck!

*Crosses fingers* :)

+1

+2

+3

+4

-1 (I'm evil remember)

flash_cxxi wrote:

Darth Morwena wrote:

So know that I am your supreme ruler, things are gonna change around her. I want more nekkid ladies, more evil, more nekkid women, more violence, and more nekkid chicks.

So at least one part of the regime hasn't changed then...

Apparently we're no longer stationed in the secret lab in the basement now though.

And who might you be my pretty? Speak quickly, I have no time for pleasntry.

So know that I am your supreme ruler, things are gonna change around her. I want more nekkid ladies, more evil, more nekkid women, more violence, and more nekkid chicks.

P.S. MUUWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

So know that I am your supreme ruler, things are gonna change around her. I want more nekkid ladies, more evil, more nekkid women, more violence, and more nekkid chicks.

Wait, what? Is President Moorluck really dead?

This isn't some weird David Lynchian dreamscape where I'm going to find out later that I'm a waitress in Poughkeepsie, is it?

You don't have to wake up like that. If you do my bidding you can instead wake up to find yourself surrounded by succubi dressed as waitress from Poughkeepsie. Every morning.

Watch out, President Moorluck!

<Throws self in path of hail of bullet fire>

Poor, poor Lord Secretary... there was nothing you could do to help him... and to thinnk you tried so hard, I almost pity you.

Almost.

MUUWAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!

Darth Morwena wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

0.o

Too much to drink?

One of my aliases started a thread in your honor. I can't control my aliases anymore.

They do get out of hand don't they. My latest one is stalking me and has incited the rest to attempt a coup..... I'm scared, very scared. I don't know how much longer I can keep them at bay, and........

MUUWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Victory is MINE!!

Huhum. Excuse me?

Sorry.

MUUWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Victory is OURS!!

Happy now?

taig wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

0.o

Too much to drink?

One of my aliases started a thread in your honor. I can't control my aliases anymore.

They do get out of hand don't they. My latest one is stalking me and has incited the rest to attempt a coup..... I'm scared, very scared. I don't know how much longer I can keep them at bay, and........

MUUWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Victory is MINE!!

AAARRRRRRGH!

*tears clothes off and covers her ears*

Not that inoccent. wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

Should we start singing again?

If you start singing I'm gonna rip my clothes of and use them as earplugs!

Me too!

Ditto!

Darth Morwena wrote:

Abbigail the Glass wrote:

Darth Morwena wrote:

..... OK, so I wasted my evil laugh. Well it is nice here, I think I'll stay around for awhile. It beats the heck outta the other threads.

You could help us try and figure out why threads get so long if you'd like.

My dear, I am the embodiment of evil, I don't "help". I will do nothing to help your cause.

MUUWAAAHAHAHAHA!!

Well I'm an evil Low Essence Overlord... so by "helping" I mean we both happen to be doing the same thing... and benefiting from it... for our own purposes.... just needed to clear that... RABBITS MUST BE DESTORYED!!

8O Not the bunnies! I like the cute little fuzzy bunnies.... they are the perfect emboiment of evil, and so much fun to cuddle!

MUUWAAAHAHAhaha...ha... nevermind.

In fact I will stopp this thread from growing, I too shall find the cause of thread growth and put an end to it once and for all!

MUUWAAAHAHAHAHA!!

Darth Morwena wrote:

..... OK, so I wasted my evil laugh. Well it is nice here, I think I'll stay around for awhile. It beats the heck outta the other threads.

You could help us try and figure out why threads get so long if you'd like.

My dear, I am the embodiment of evil, I don't "help". I will do nothing to help your cause.

MUUWAAAHAHAHAHA!!

Miracle Gro?

I liked the evil laugh, by the by. Very...evil.

Why thank you, I try. Now where did I put my crutons and salad dressing?

MUUWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

..... OK, so I wasted my evil laugh. Well it is nice here, I think I'll stay around for awhile. It beats the heck outta the other threads.

This thread took a turn for the creepy. :)

You have no idea little badger....

MUUUUWAAAHAHAHAHAH!!