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Leaf Ericson Aug 21, 2009, 05:21 AM

Mairkurion

Leaf Ericson Aug 21, 2009, 05:22 AM

Mairkurion

Leaf Ericson Aug 21, 2009, 05:22 AM

Mairkurion

Aubrey the Malformed (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Modules Subscriber) Aug 21, 2009, 05:23 AM

OK, this is weird....

Leaf Ericson Aug 21, 2009, 05:24 AM

Demon Lord of Tribbles Aug 21, 2009, 05:26 AM

Yay plant orgy!!!!!

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Aug 21, 2009, 07:44 AM

Mairkurion is not as harmless as he seems.

Ambrosia Slaad Aug 21, 2009, 10:33 AM

Leaf Ericson wrote:

Mairkurion

Should I be disturbed that completely missed the 'L' in the thread title, and clicked in here expecting something completely different.

Hmmm, what does Mairkurion wear under all those leaves?

Leaf Ericson Aug 21, 2009, 07:42 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Leaf Ericson wrote:
Mairkurion
Should I be disturbed that completely missed the 'L' in the thread title, and clicked in here expecting something completely different.
Hmmm, what does Mairkurion wear under all those leaves?

I don't exchange pollen and tell...

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Oct 29, 2009, 06:19 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Leaf Ericson wrote:
Mairkurion
Should I be disturbed that completely missed the 'L' in the thread title, and clicked in here expecting something completely different.
Hmmm, what does Mairkurion wear under all those leaves?

Wouldn't you like to know? However, I think my part-time gig as Lord Secretary of Nature says it all...

Emperor7 Oct 29, 2009, 06:33 PM

Brudder!

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Oct 29, 2009, 06:35 PM

Yeap, someone planted this lovely grove months ago, but I never heard about it until now. The green man is a late riser.

dang hippeh Oct 29, 2009, 06:35 PM

Hey plantyman, are you made of weed?

Puff the Magic Dragon Oct 29, 2009, 06:37 PM

Wrong thread, man. I got a whole field of weed behind the Untitled place. Primo, man!

dang hippeh Oct 29, 2009, 06:38 PM

Puff the Magic Dragon wrote:

Wrong thread, man. I got a whole field of weed behind the Untitled place. Primo, man!

Nah, I've already been killed on that thread several times. They're all squares.

The Hangman's Tree Oct 29, 2009, 06:40 PM

Here we'll just hang you. :)

Gary 23 Oct 29, 2009, 06:41 PM

Gary luvs the plants

Leaf Ericson Oct 29, 2009, 07:13 PM

I'm thinking about going to the Northeast and causing people to lose their survival instincts. I hope I can get to Marky Mark, this time. Anyone with me?

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Oct 29, 2009, 07:23 PM

I wish you luck, but please do not wear my face outside of Wahlberg's place when the cops pick you up.

David Fryer Oct 30, 2009, 08:13 PM

Just watch yourself.

Smurfurion Nov 1, 2009, 03:54 PM

Sprays and scrubs the thread paths down to make them nice for visitors, trims the assassin vines back, fertilizes the yellow musk creeper with inert troll remains.

Smurfy work!

Luke Skywalker Nov 1, 2009, 03:56 PM

David Fryer wrote:

Just watch yourself.

I hear that you have the death sentence on twelve systems...I'll be careful.

Leaf Ericson Nov 1, 2009, 05:52 PM

Smurfurion wrote:

Sprays and scrubs the thread paths down to make them nice for visitors, trims the assassin vines back, fertilizes the yellow musk creeper with inert troll remains.

Smurfy work!

It looks very nice!

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Nov 4, 2009, 05:27 PM

In honor of our Grand Re-Opening, I'm grilling up a variety of meats for a free cook-out. Make your requests now.

Leaf Ericson Nov 4, 2009, 05:42 PM

I'd like the Dei-lite special, please!

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Nov 4, 2009, 06:22 PM

Okay...Canadian grilled steer marinated in soy sauce.

What else? I say antelope, bison...hmm...pork, of course...

Hannibal Lecter Nov 4, 2009, 06:52 PM

Liver.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Nov 4, 2009, 06:57 PM

No humanoids will be grilled in this thread, my nutty spooky voiced psychopathic friend*.

Hannibal Lecter Nov 4, 2009, 07:06 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

No humanoids will be grilled in this thread, my nutty spooky voiced psychopathic friend*.

Just a little steak?

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Nov 4, 2009, 07:08 PM

Have a Quelby steak. They're an exotic delicacy all the way from the world of Orbregg.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Nov 12, 2009, 09:08 AM

*Sets out flanks of bison, antelope, and venison on the grill.*

Undead Seoni Nov 12, 2009, 09:11 AM

This is really creepy.

Aberzombies Nov 12, 2009, 09:11 AM

BRAIIIINS!

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Nov 12, 2009, 09:14 AM

Undead Seoni wrote:

This is really creepy.

Around here, we prefer the term "crexy". Would you mind pushing that zombie over into a nearby ditch? I don't want him starting on the scrambled eggs and brains until we're ready to fry them.

Hannibal Lecter Nov 12, 2009, 12:19 PM

When do the humanoids arive?

Leaf Ericson Nov 12, 2009, 12:29 PM

I know I can't wait to hear the sounds of their voices.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 12, 2009, 12:47 PM

I thought this was in regards to the Marvel comics Plantman.

Leaf Ericson Nov 12, 2009, 12:57 PM

Callous Jack wrote:

I thought this was in regards to the Marvel comics Plantman.

That might be Mairkurion's super-hero name.

Ambrosia Slaad Nov 12, 2009, 12:58 PM

Leaf Ericson wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:
I thought this was in regards to the Marvel comics Plantman.
That might be Mairkurion's super-hero name.

Just so long as he doesn't turn out to be Poison Ivy. :)

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 12, 2009, 12:59 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Leaf Ericson wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:
I thought this was in regards to the Marvel comics Plantman.
That might be Mairkurion's super-hero name.

Just so long as he doesn't turn out to be Poison Ivy. :)

How about Man-Thing?

Leaf Ericson Nov 12, 2009, 01:02 PM

Callous Jack wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Leaf Ericson wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:
I thought this was in regards to the Marvel comics Plantman.
That might be Mairkurion's super-hero name.

Just so long as he doesn't turn out to be Poison Ivy. :)
How about Man-Thing?

Especially not Giant Sized Man-Thing...

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Nov 12, 2009, 02:20 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Leaf Ericson wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:
I thought this was in regards to the Marvel comics Plantman.
That might be Mairkurion's super-hero name.

Just so long as he doesn't turn out to be Poison Ivy. :)

Ooo...please don't bring her up. Our relationship ended badly.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 12, 2009, 02:24 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Leaf Ericson wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:
I thought this was in regards to the Marvel comics Plantman.
That might be Mairkurion's super-hero name.

Just so long as he doesn't turn out to be Poison Ivy. :)
Ooo...please don't bring her up. Our relationship ended badly.

I think you were both rash in your decision to break up.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Nov 12, 2009, 02:28 PM

Well, luckily I'm resistant, but she was way too clingy.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 12, 2009, 02:31 PM

I thought I heard you were so despondent, you had to go the hospital to be hooked up to an ivy.

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Nov 12, 2009, 02:36 PM

Callous Jack wrote:

I thought I heard you were so despondent, you had to go the hospital to be hooked up to an ivy.

That sounds like a story she spread through the grapevine. That crazy b!*+! was stalking me for weeks!

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 12, 2009, 02:40 PM

Ah, so now we're getting to the root of the problem...

Ambrosia Slaad Nov 12, 2009, 02:42 PM

Callous Jack wrote:

Ah, so now we're getting to the root of the problem...

AUGH! STOP IT! No more puns, please... let's just nip it in the bud... AUGH, NOW I'M DOING IT TOO!

Frat Jack Nov 12, 2009, 03:16 PM

*Walks in with the Ranch dressing*

Salad time!

*pukes a little*

Princess of Puke Nov 12, 2009, 03:19 PM

Hey there b-y-o-r-k! lookin'...