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If the druid doesn't like getting mounted, it's always better when they struggle anyway.

Thanks guys! I am so looking forward to being on myback!

FIFY.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Well folks, I have 7 loads of laundry that needs tending to. I'll catch y'all on the morrow.

FIFY :P

California girls, we're unforgettable, daisy dukes, bikini's on top....

Mac Boyce wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Well, I missed you. :P

That explains the bird poop all over the porch...

Rub his beak in it, its the only way to teach him. :P

No. 'Cause then he'll have to pay me. And everyone knows the bird is broke!

Nekkid and alone.

Not alone. Planning ways to eliminate my evil counterpart.....

Mac Boyce wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Open Letter to Freehold DM

Freehold, we trusted in you. You had for sometime been a good manager and steward of all the clones. Somewhere however you have let them get away from you. Now EVIL clones are surfacing. You have no one but yourself to blame. Please do your best to contain this EVIL, for it shall be dire for the world if you do not.

All the best ~ The rest of the world.

It's like the CLONE SAGA all over again.

Somehow, I blame Bendis.....

Oh no no no no, I refuse to be a part of ANYTHING that hideous.

That's why I don't like clones. Give me alternate dopplegangers anyday.

Rathendar wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Dark Solnes wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Rathendar wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Hi Rath! :D

hallo solness.

Not my first time posting here, i just pop up when least expected. Like a ninja! Spanish Inquisition? Ex-who-doesn't-know-when-to-quit? Overly-enthusiastic fan/stalker? Hmm. I should have stopped with Ninja while i was ahead.

I know, you have popped in from time to time. And its ok to go on and on a bit. In my self conscious mind its because you were trying to appear cool calm and collected but were rattled by my beauty. (or something) :P

You slut. Put those things away.

No! A girl knows when to accent her assets. ;P

lol, no need to for my sake. I have a girlfriend.

/defense erected.

lol! And I have a hubby. I sent you a wink, not a key to the room. :P

Yeah. You have to buy dinner before you get dessert....

Rathendar wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Hi Rath! :D

hallo solness.

Not my first time posting here, i just pop up when least expected. Like a ninja! Spanish Inquisition? Ex-who-doesn't-know-when-to-quit? Overly-enthusiastic fan/stalker? Hmm. I should have stopped with Ninja while i was ahead.

I know, you have popped in from time to time. And its ok to go on and on a bit. In my self conscious mind its because you were trying to appear cool calm and collected but were rattled by my beauty. (or something) :P

You slut. Put those things away.

Dark Solnes wrote:

Darth Tyler Do'urden: Fanboy wrote:

Sith Fanboi thread active. All systems are go. All your base are belong to us. Further internet meme. What's the frequency Kenneth?

I will burn you alive for stealing my face. Prepare to fry.

STFU NQQb!!!!!eleventy-one!1111!!!!

I. Will. Pluck. Your. Feathers. One. By. One.

Sith Fanboi thread active. All systems are go. All your base are belong to us. Further internet meme. What's the frequency Kenneth?

I will burn you alive for stealing my face. Prepare to fry.

Dark Solnes wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Dark Solnes wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

You guys are all strange. I love doing housework. It calms the mind.

My floor still needs vacuuming, and the laundry still needs folding.... get to it!

Care to borrow the whip???

*Snort* As if I don't have my own...

But mine is coated in the tears of virgins that come from whenever they see us walk down the streets my dear twin....

Extra evil....

You are twisted.... :P

You know the saying...great minds blah blah blah....

Dark Solnes wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

You guys are all strange. I love doing housework. It calms the mind.

My floor still needs vacuuming, and the laundry still needs folding.... get to it!

Care to borrow the whip???

*Snort* As if I don't have my own...

But mine is coated in the tears of virgins that come from whenever they see us walk down the streets my dear twin....

Extra evil....

Freehold DM wrote:

You guys are all strange. I love doing housework. It calms the mind.

My floor still needs vacuuming, and the laundry still needs folding.... get to it!

Care to borrow the whip???

Well she says that way she can have it whenever she wants.... as long as there's a closet close at hand. :P

Closet?? You mean she doesn't do it in the middle of suburbia like I do???

Lookin' good there, Dark Solnes. New driver's license picture?

Nope.

Just a face lift and other "enhancements". Pays to know the right clerics...

Tee Hee.....Math is hard!

Mac Boyce wrote:

Anti-epilectic (oxycarbazine, spelling might be off) is the only seizure med I take. I don't really need the NyQuil, but my brain gets too active when I try to sleep. I've even tried to isolate myself before bed, no stimulation (no Urizen), read a book and relax.

Doesn't help. I'll wake up like 3 hours later and be up all night.

Should I be concerned or flattered that you find me stimulating?

Concerned....I likey the drow boyz.....

THANK YOU TO THE MYSTERY SANTA!!!!!!!

5 DOLLA MAKE ME HOLLA!!!!!!!!!

Dear LPM,

When is Drow-Qadia in effect?

1) If you aren't a fan of the Avengers, who are you a fan of?

2) What do you think of motion gaming (Wii, Kinect, Move)?

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP HOGGING ALL THE SNOW?!?!

Today in Colorado -- 63 and sunny.

Agreed, Moff. And what about us poor snow-deprived Texans? We'd like a White Christmas. ;-)

You can have my snow!

We discussed this.....

You are cursed and now have more snow than you know what to do with.

I think you still have Peanut M&M's on your brain.

Dark Solnes wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Moff Rimmer wrote:

WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP HOGGING ALL THE SNOW?!?!

Today in Colorado -- 63 and sunny.

You can have all my snow!!!! What is your address I will pack it up and send it to you!!!!

But you can't mail it.

You +5 hair dryers of melting are cursed and the Post Office keeps returning the snow back to you marked RETURN TO SENDER!!!

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!

And in fact...

rolls on chart

Your cursed hair dryers have now caused Gozreh to become so irritated with you, the deity adds (rolls dice) another 45 inches of snow with freezing temperatures!!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Moff Rimmer wrote:

WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP HOGGING ALL THE SNOW?!?!

Today in Colorado -- 63 and sunny.

You can have all my snow!!!! What is your address I will pack it up and send it to you!!!!

But you can't mail it.

You +5 hair dryers of melting are cursed and the Post Office keeps returning the snow back to you marked RETURN TO SENDER!!!

lynora wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

No more snow! Or else I shall start duel wielding hair dryers, and my aim shall be deadly! (At least to the snow it will be.)

Those are gonna need to be some heavy duty hair dryers

They will be +5 Hair dyers of snow bane of course.

But what the DM doesn't tell you is that they are cursed to remain on at all times!! Even during the summer!!!!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Dark Solnes wrote:

Snooki wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

eyes Mac's skull

Mmmmm.....brainnnnsssss

I'd give you mine but I don't remember where I left it.

MUFF CABBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE!!!

I'm so drunk...

*throws up*

I'm MUFF CABBAGE?!?!?!? I'M MUFF CABBAGE!?!?!?! You're the dirty whore who keeps throwing up!!! WHO'S THE MUFF CABBAGE NOW SLUT!?!?!?!

Aberzombie wrote:

eyes Mac's skull

Mmmmm.....brainnnnsssss

I'd give you mine but I don't remember where I left it.

MUFF CABBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister wrote:

Snooki wrote:

taig wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

No posts for almost two hours. Here's a Star Trek pun for all of you.

I like that. That element would make the show so much better. Now, how to fix Jersey Shore, short of nuking it from orbit...

What's wrong with Jersey Shore?

Wanna smoosh?

I auditioned and they didn't pick me. Probably cuz my step-brother is a lawyer.

Maybe it's because you're GARBAGE!

*takes a swig of cough syrup*

Oh yeah...

Well yer MUFF CABBAGE!!!!!

Sharoth wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

1) Medieval Fun Day was a ROUSING success. Only one broken nose this year and PLENTY of cuts and bruises!!

2) Victory for MSU.

3) Chainmail Bikinis are HAWT.

4) My wife can toss a mean caber. o_O

5) Off to RenFaire today...round 2!!!

6) Moorluck, Flash, Sharoth: 9 more days.

Yep. 9 more days!

Oh Mac...how you must hate me. :P

I don't hate you. I just like to watch my evil twin suffer!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I seriously hate that stupid f#%!ing video game!!!!!

<3

Nothing but love twin....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

You all better back offa my zombie man-thing!!!!!!

*mwah*

Plus..."it's" upgrade capable....

*mwah*

Then all we'd need is a good dip....maybe one made of blood, spinal fluid, and some eyeball jelly.

Or something more.....creamy....

Isn't he tho...

He sparkles just like Edward...

He's Smart just like Harry Potter...

And he has just enough "bad boy" vibe that you don't bring him home to mommy...because you're afraid she'll steal him.

Mmmmmm...Aberzombie....

*mwah*

*fttt*

Nerds.

I'm thinking of starting a drow-themed cult thread. Good idea?

I'm in you sexy winged man beast you....

Looks good here.

Thank you! I have been wearing my new thong.... *mwah*

The Master wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

The Master wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

@BT: I think we broke it finally.

I blame the bird. You know they ALWAYS have evil thoughts on their minds.

;)

Don't make me install my flux capacitor in my dalorean and create Bridezilla, I'll do it! I swear!

I have already disabled the flux time capacitor and have taken its power for my own!

Soon, you will no longer exist Doctor....I mean Bird!!!!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That's funny, cause I already went back and time and got Gary to delete the alias you're using. Somehow, the whole thing seems to have come back to nil.

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to think of something more insidious...

I've already re-written time so that you never find paizo in the first place!! Ergo the whole conversation never happened! I win!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAaa....wait a second...

How am I still here then? It sounds to me like this chrono-BS is screwing with both of us. I say we blame Mairkurion.

Not only do we blame Leafy...but we should BURN him... >:D

Moorluck wrote:

I'm bowing out of the boards. I'll probably be back at a later date but for now I'm done. Y'all take care.

throws himself on the ground and clings to Moorluck's legs

You can't go! All the plants will die!

But then you can raise your undead plant minions.

Our plans are slowly coming to fruition....

Don't make me rip those sticks off your head.

Dark Solnes wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Dark Solnes wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Going to celebrate with hubby....I kinda promised something...uh..yeah, if he were to find a job this week. :P

Make sure he lubes it up this time. According to Jenny, it hurts less.

Dude! Not that!! That....that is a no!

Really?

Really...

Awww comeon. Not even for birthdays??? Christmas??? Kwanzza???

tried it once, I really wanted something...its a never thing...NEVER AGAIN!

Come on sis....it can be a good thing.. >:)

LIES! ITS ALL LIES!!

Would I lie to you???

<------- Angel

Yes, yes you would.

*evil grin*

Just because I look out for my drow brother from another mother....

Dark Solnes wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Going to celebrate with hubby....I kinda promised something...uh..yeah, if he were to find a job this week. :P

Make sure he lubes it up this time. According to Jenny, it hurts less.

Dude! Not that!! That....that is a no!

Really?

Really...

Awww comeon. Not even for birthdays??? Christmas??? Kwanzza???

tried it once, I really wanted something...its a never thing...NEVER AGAIN!

Come on sis....it can be a good thing.. >:)

LIES! ITS ALL LIES!!

Would I lie to you???

<------- Angel

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Going to celebrate with hubby....I kinda promised something...uh..yeah, if he were to find a job this week. :P

Make sure he lubes it up this time. According to Jenny, it hurts less.

Dude! Not that!! That....that is a no!

Really?

Really...

Awww comeon. Not even for birthdays??? Christmas??? Kwanzza???

tried it once, I really wanted something...its a never thing...NEVER AGAIN!

Come on sis....it can be a good thing.. >:)

Davi The Eccentric wrote:

lynora wrote:

Sounds like a fun game. May have to look into getting that one at some point.

You can always try the stripped-down version on Facebook.

Hmmm. I might. Even though Facebook games are usually evil. :)

Puzzle Quest is totally evil.

But you'll enjoy it. >:)

Solnes wrote:

f~%& me! Seriously way too many caws to read through. And while others were posting? Bad form man.....just bad form.

It wasn't me!

That was utterly uncalled for, and now I've gotta deal with the mess!

I tried to kill him.

Didn't work too well. :(

But my test of my "Sparkly Gun of DOOM" worked quite well. Soon you will ALL feel its wrath!!!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

I went to see Clash of the Titans a Twilight Trailer came up, and when the theater went quite I boo'd. Thats about as gutsy I am. *hides in the corner from the bright lights*

Young you are, Padawan. But let me show you a step that will take you toward the Dark Side of the Force.

Drow-Qaeda?

Dark Solnes wrote:

Edward Cullen wrote:

Nothing can keep me down for long. *lurks in the shadow*

*shoots you with her anti-sparkle ray of DOOM*

DIE FIEND DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Woo! Go team Dark Solnes!

Why thank you sweetie....

I hate sparkles.

Nothing can keep me down for long. *lurks in the shadow*

*shoots you with her anti-sparkle ray of DOOM*

DIE FIEND DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

*blink*

Morning folks.

AZ: You participating in some eeeeville necromancy this morning? You're going to get a bunch of 'harumphs' from the fans! =P

CJ gave me the best quote on the subject to date:

"Twilight is like soccer. They all run around for two hours, nobody scores, and their billions of fans b%&*& about why I just don't understand"

Was the first time I had laughed all week =)

You're welcome, sir. =)

I told some of my buddies at work that one, loud enough for the girly-twilight fans to hear. The girls were NOT AMUSED.

Good job sir!

When I went to see Clash of the Titans a Twilight Trailer came up, and when the theater went quite I boo'd. Thats about as gutsy I am. *hides in the corner from the bright lights*

OMG TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts hyperventilating*

*shoots you in the head with her sparkle gun of doom*

Mac Boyce wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Heh....::sweatdrop::

** spoiler omitted **

So, what is it do you want to know about your father you've yet to discover? And how much will it cost him to buy my silence?

There's a couple minis I have my eye on. :p

I do believe a Tiamat is in order.

Me wants affordable Tiamat. I'm not asking for much. Really.

[whine] WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH [/whine]

I have been looking for you. My wife has REALLY good ebay-fu when it comes to deals and I told my Comic Guy to let me know if he hears of one.

Drow-Qaida in Full Effect.