*With a contemptuous sneer , Danger Bear mainlines an entire packet of Saxo*
Search Posts
Danger Bear asks if you have a boo-boo
Danger Bear believes the theory that Paul McCartney exploded and was replaced by a burning sulphuric acid, C4 and LSD golem in 1967.
BUT BEETLES AREN'T SAFE! GOOOOOOD!!!!
Have you ever been to Fussiness Land? OMG! We have the worst rides! And our concessions are totally stupid! Not like at Billy's house, who's lame! By the way!Honestly, I tried ONE of Fussiness Land's rides, and the operator was so concerned about the safety harnesses, helmets, and goggles, and allergen-free fluffy padding that we never actually moved... Danger Bear is the fluffy padding. Danger Bear scorns the helmet Danger Bear has frayed the safety harness Danger Bear ate the goggles. Danger Bear is not This Tall but still intends to take the ride... TO GLORY!
Danger Bear is an Activated Fiery Marksman's Institute Clown.
HOOKS MAKE FOR TANGY SURPRISE!
Yes. Danger Bear sucked the mine. Next, he will lick the inside of the howitzer barrel, moments before the command, 'Fire!' Three cheers for Danger Bear.
Danger Bear will dance amongst the caltrop and sinkhole-ridden ruins.
*Drives a steamroller through a bed of quicksand filled with landmines*
*Takes hockey stick off Safety Bear* *Hammers rusty nails through hockey stick* *Smears rat poison on rusty nails* *Takes swipes at self with new, improved hockey stick, eyes closed, while drooling drunk and balancing on a greasy pole above a pit filled with acid-breathing sharks*
*Sets fire to the cider/maple syrup mix. Drinks it, accompanied by a half-pint of anti-freeze and horse tranquiliser, while riding a steamroller down the side of a mountain and juggling poisoned chainsaws* |