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Overly Complicated Super Special Butterfly Barrage!

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I am in fact a Gnoll! While I do make Gnoll Fajitas, they aren't fajitas made out of Gnolls, they're just Gnoll style Fajitas. The best type of Gnoll Fajita is Soylent Green and Sweeney Todd's meat pie mixture, topped with my special sauce.

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How do you keep Gom-Gom from getting burned?

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Fourshadow wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
Misroi wrote:

This isn't a permanent solution. All you've done is pass the buck down the line until we reach Pathfinder #1000, and then you have to come up with a solution for the November 2090 issue.

Seriously, though, good to hear! :)

Well... since by the time we'd get to Pathfinder #1000 I'd be 118 years old... I feel fairly confident that making that decision won't be an issue for me.
But I thought you were a half-elf and you would be doing this for another 100 years or more?! You mean all this is FAKE?! Pathfinder isn't real?!

That's silly, of course it's all real! It makes total sense that a T-Rex, a Ninja, and all of their pals go around writing down and distributing world history in the form of a game. And I'm really a Gnoll from Varisia. You can trust me, it's ALL real!

Spoiler:
Except for Santa.

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The books themselves have some suggestions on not running mythic rules with them, and it's for the most part, it is "give them extra stuff, really monitor encounter difficulty, and probably don't run book six, or at least the fight against baphomet." Or maybe don't even run the last book at all.

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Kalindlara wrote:
Mark Seifter wrote:
The vigilante playtest, accidentally to the wrong file!
...It's the playtest's secret identity.

But I've seen the two books within five minutes of each other, and they can't be level 13, since neither book is out yet. :)

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Mummy's Mask:
Hakotep convinced the morally dubious Kitsune Necromancer to side with him, so he got to live. On the Necromancer's turn, he Quickened a Horrid Wilting with his rod , and then Spell Perfection empowered a Canopic Conversion. 249 Damage and a bunch of failed saves later, Hakotep had a new general and some new mummy Lieutenants.

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Back on topic, (and not half-asleep) What the literal Hell is keeping Thrune from not gating in a relatively powerful devil, like a particularly nasty Lemure to ROFLstomp the PC'S?

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I didn't know we could say bastards, otherwise I would've said almost exactly what you did! (#_#)

And why isn't Good Old What's His Face Iconic? (I kind of thought he wasn't, but was in denial or de'Osirian or something something uh.)

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"Blue Mongoose Sock Thirteen!" is painfully hysterical when you are half asleep.

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I think that had DSP not done Pathfinder compatible "traditional" psionics (with the pointsies and the sciences and whatnot), I would have definitely wanted Paizo to do it. (It? Them? I don't know, I'm tired) But because all of what DSP did does exist, and is really good, and is widely known and accepted, Occult magic is a good way to make something similar and not step on toes.

Also, who knows? Maybe someday we will get to see Arcane and Divine and Occult and Psionics as their own well defined mechanical subsystems of magic. *cough* Abilities, sorry.

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But I like Old What's His Face; and Seltyiel! (;-;)

Six new evil characters has got my hopes up now.

Maybe, just maybe, Sajan's sister will be one of them!

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So when do we get to know the iconics for Hell's Vengeance?
My guesses are: Seltiyel the Magus, Damiel the Alchemist, Old What's His Face the Anti-Paladin/Evil Seelah, and Alain the Cavalier.

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Or you could just use the Clockwork Reliquary's stats from Pathfinder Adventure Path #66 The Spires of Xin-Shalast.
Let me tell you, that G is quite B, B, and E!

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My parents always brought me to their gaming sessions, and I kinda learned by watching. The first game I actually played in, I was a human fighter. By 3rd grade I was playing a Gnoll Monk and correcting the DM.

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How about Iron Gods? There is mystery, adventure, and robots.

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That's very disturbing. Why who would ever DM that?

Oh wait, I would.

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Methinks the next one will be Reign of Winter, and the one after that will be Hell's Rebels.

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141. The entire party will spare an irredeemably evil dragon if it promises to leave them alone, but if they fight with something with five foot steps, sneak attack, and at will dimension door, they will decide that it must die horribly, no matter what the cost.

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Smurf! It is a great word! Say it right!

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Not a Smurf?

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Smurf?

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The Advanced Class Guide has a little section for gnolls in the back, but other than that there's nothing. At least as far as I know.

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Since the breath weapon is a super natural effect, I would say yes.

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Don't you mean the ACG AP?

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I assume so, since the gypsy is the one sending you the flame.

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You people are brilliant! I love the goblin pregens, and I think I will use Twitchy as the chief of the tribe. Everything is a trap sounds like Tucker's Kobolds,which my players hate, so I might not use that, but it sounds good overall.

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@ Arcasus
There are six players, all level five, with moderate system experience.

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My Pc's want to invade a tribe of goblins who are supposed to be challenging and interesting, but I gave up after the first six. Could I please get some help via crowds courting here?
Thanks-
CGFs

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Oh, this should be good.

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So will the first entry change every year now, or can I come up with a cool rod idea and submit it next year?

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Are you and the players going to try again, this time with a more compatible/socially acceptable party?

Yes, for the most part.

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That would be correct

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Name: Ona
Race: Kitsune
Class/Levels: Necromancer 1
Adventure: Half-Dead City
Location: The Necropolis/ Wati at large
Catalyst: Betrayal
The Gory Details:
The skeleton fighter is chased out of town by phasmarans and is given sanctuary by a pack of ghouls, who want to meet the " all powerful lich" he is friends with. Long story short, the ghouls are convinced and are given permission to eat the human monk in exchange for servitude. Combat starts and... The Necromancer runs away. CE Drow Slayer beats her back to the inn and coats everything in poison. Torturous murder ensues.