Clippy's page

Hello. You seem to be trying to walk across this floor. Would you like some help with that?

You seem to be looking for a nutritious source of food. Would you like some help with that?

You seem to be trying to find, and demand restitution from, some birds who defecated on your car. Would you like some help with that?

You seem to be trying to acquire a cheese omelette. Would you like some help with that?

You seem to be trying to gather people to try my favourite MMORPG. Would you like some help with that?

You seem to be trying to employ violence. Would you like some help with that?

You seem to be trying to settle the flock hierarchy.

Would you like some help with that?

You seem to be trying to effect change in my configuration.

Would you... urk... like some... help with that?

You seem to be trying to get someone up from a well.

Would you like some help with that?

You seem to be searching for a squirrel.

Would you like some help with that?

You sm to hav takn crtain kys off my kyboard.

Would you lik som hlp with that?

You seem to have bad breath. Would you like some help with that?

You seem to be referring to roman numerals. Would you like some help with that?

You seem to be trying to win. Would you like some help with that?

*beepbeepbeepbeepBOOOOOPBOOOOOPBOOOOOPBOOOOOPbeepbeepbeepbeepbwiiiiiiipBWOR P!**

* = filty, filthy signal directed at That Damn Paper Clip

You seem to be trying to communicate. Would you like some help with that?

I bet 20 quatloos on R2-FU over Clippy.

You seem to be trying to improve your economic situation. Would you like some help with that?

shoves reams of paperwork into Clippy's overworked arms

Here, these souls need to be alphabetized and judged. And if I see you hanging out with the Night Hags or Daemons, you're fired, we run a tight ship here at The Boneyard. And I don't have time to micromanage every damn thing.

You seem to be trying to delegate tasks, improve worker loyalty, and deal with stress. Would you like some help with that?

You seem to be debating punctuation. Would you like some help with that?

You seem to be comparing numbers of message board aliases. Would you like some help with that?

You seem to be having an inflamed alignment debate thread. Do you need help with that?

BASHCon 35 will be held on February 14-16, 2020, at the University of Toledo Student Union (Friday afternoon through Sunday afternoon).

http://ut-bash.com/

We are offering a total of 30 slots featuring all 3 OP campaigns. Our local and semi-local GM's have stepped up en masse to cover many of the GM slots, but we still need help. BASHCon offers free badges to GM's who volunteer at least 4 hours. Please consider helping us out for one of more of the following slots:

Fri 14 Feb 6-10pm PF1 9-09 Beyond the Halflight Path

Sat 15 Feb 9am-1pm PF2 Quests 1-4
Sat 15 Feb 9am-1pm PF2 1-05 Trailblazer's Bounty

Sat 15 Feb 2-6pm PF2 1-03 Escaping the Grave
Sat 15 Feb 2-6pm PF2 1-06 Lost on the Spirit Road

Sat 15 Feb 7-11pm PF2 1-04 Bandits of Immenwood
Sat 15 Feb 2-6pm PF2 1-06 Lost on the Spirit Road

Sun 16 Feb 11am-3pm PF2 Quests 1-4

Please send me an email if you are interested in helping as a volunteer for BASHCon 35.

Christopher Waterfield
Venture-Lieutenant, Ohio - Toledo

Please consider joining us for PFS and SFS all weekend! Badges are cheap and parking is free!

Where: University of Toledo, Lancelot Thompson Student Union, 3154 North Towerview Boulevard, Toledo, Ohio 43606

Website: http://ut-bash.com/

Parking: Area 13 (surface lot and parking garage in the NW quadrant of campus as shown here: https://www.utoledo.edu/campus/directions/pdfs/Main-Campus-Map.pdf

Does anyone know if PFS will have a presence this year? The convention is next weekend and they still don't have any events posted.

http://ut-bash.com/bcevents

I've been playing PFS here for the last several years, and it's the only reason I attend.