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I hadn’t realized this was your first game with Third.

I think you’ve come up with an interesting character and I look forward to playing with them again sometime in the future.

Olad grins when he sees the Pathfinder party and then points to a pristine battleship with sleek lines and many gun ports. "This beauty is my newly christened warship, the Breachill Battlecry, named for the Battle of Hellknight Hill. Cheliax tried to burn down my shipyard. I'm not having it! I'll sell the ship under favorable terms if you promise to use it to harass House Thrune and its goons. Stick some tar up their nostrils for me, will you?"

Chip looks at the new ship.

Once the group is out of Olad’s hearing, he asks “Do we need someone to look at Battlecry, find out if there is anything wrong with it?”

Thanks for running this for us, GM Tiger! It was fun.

Seeing that the only one hit is Irena, Chip says “I don’t think they like those cold spells…”

Saying that, Chip runs up under Captain Conziva and swings his hammer at the back of her knees.
Two action Hammer, reach, NonLethal: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 10 - 2 = 28 Weapon infusion
Non-Lethal Bludgeoning damage: 1d8 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 4 = 9

…and this time he even got to follow a squirrel-rabbit when climbing.

:)

Chip gives a puzzled look to Irena at the mention of squirrels, but since she is not talking the language of rodents he can’t understand what is said.

Chip scurries towards the Captain Consiva. As he moves, he says “So we brought fresh muskmellons for Flotsam. Your crew said the kid likes them.” He gestures towards the baby gorilla when he mentions their name.

“So are you willing to do this the easy way and talk…”

He summons a plank and propels it towards her, aiming for a non-vital location.
Clue by four: Elemental Blast two-action, range 30’, NL: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 10 - 2 = 15
Bludgeoning damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

“….or do we need to do it the hard way?”

Chip scurries up the side of the ship like a squirrel climbs a tree.
As a climbing animal he naturally has a 20’ climb speed.
↺ Stride/Climb

Once back at the lodge, Chip mimes his report for other Pathfinders. It includes a lot of slapstick humor and pratfalls.

Performance, Comedy: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 7 + 1 = 15

Chip asks for a lesser healing potion and then gives it to Captain Kortos. “You keep managing to get into the middle of stuff. Think you need this more than I.”

He does ask that someone else carry the muskmelon. Likely this is because they are nearly the same size as he is.

“Can you tell us anything more about this ship she is on?”

Chip gets a surprised look on his face, then nods understanding.

“Taldan is a weird language!”

Since Third seems to understand, Chip looks up to them and asks “How does one murder cereal?”

Puzzled, Chip tilts his head to look up at Irena and says “Murder grains? Not sure how to do that.”

Giving a dismissive wave to Irena, Chip says “I’m not that violent, I just don’t like rats. They make the rest of us look bad.”

Shoulda named them Lt Overboard!

:)

Chip says “Evidently Cheliax is paying pirates to harass Andoran’s shipping. The captain of the Clawhold, a Captain Conziva, decided best way to do that was sink some ships. She evidently rejected the first offer from Cheliax, but then they offered her and her crew a home and a chance for her to see her parents.”

Scratching behind his ear, he says “Sounds like there is some history between this captain and Cheliax.”

“Her crew seems very loyal to her and proud of how she allowed them to keep their pet gorillas. They bragged that she would take all sorts for her crew. Monsters. Goblins. Fish folk.”

“Oh, and unless we want a hospital ship Olad only had one ship suitable for us without needing repair.”

Chip does a few prat-falls as he mimes rolling barrels and losing control.
Performance, Comedy: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 7 + 1 = 13

Chip darts into one of the pubs. He runs under chairs, between a couple of barrels and slips out the back entrance. Evidently this is one time where his size helps.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 5 + 1 = 22

Knowing how most people ignore animals on a leash, Chip allows his armor to dissolve into dust as he takes a bit of rope from his pack. Rather than create a safety hazard by putting it around his neck instead he bites down on the rope to drag it as he runs ahead. He is evidently hoping the pirates will mistake him for an escaped pet.

Society to exploit their views of pets, Save the Shipyard: 1d20 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 5 + 1 = 16

Chip pushes some crates around a little bit and then a hardwood tree springs into being to reinforce the crates. He tries to place the tree so it would not be a permanent problem.
Athletics: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 9 + 1 = 15
Timber Sentinel causes the tree to come into being.

Wooden crates, figured this would make some sense. Tree has 20 HP, AC 10.

Horns?

“Is she a minotaur or some sort of oni?”

Did they mean me or Third with that?

Chip is briefly puzzled by something, looking around the group. Then he evidently dismisses the thought and says “So could we get a description of her? This is a shipyard, there are a lot of captains here! We even have one ourselves.” He gestures towards Captain Kortos.

Maybe it was Captain Kortos they meant? Nah, she isn’t that unusual.

“Muskmelon?” Chip says with a curious look on his face.

He goes over to one of the gorillas and creates a muskmelon for it. As he is giving the muskmelon to the gorilla, he says “We will need a description of this captain, and his name.”

Chip offers everyone a nut, even the goblins. For the gorillas, he offers some fruit.
2d4+6 HP healing, can only use once every 10 minutes. It takes one action for him to summon it, so there is no problem giving everyone some healing.
They surrendered, no reason not to heal the captives as well.

He watches from the side, silently miming whatever the others say as they talk. It tends to be a rather humorous interpretation. It includes a lot of wild gesturing and a few pratfalls.

Perform, Make an Impression: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 7 + 1 = 26 At least they will think the deadly risuchō is cute….

Chip goes up and smashes Blue’s tail, hoping to convince them that it is nap time.

Two action weapon infusion
Hammer, reach, NL: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 10 - 2 = 23 Weapon infusion
Non-lethal Bludgeoning damage, two-action: 1d8 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 4 = 10

Seeing that White is frightened, Chip moves up under it and tries to crush its tail with his hammer.
Stride, 2 action weapon infusion
Hammer, reach, non-lethal: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 10 - 2 = 11 Weapon infusion Hero Point
Nonlethal Bludgeoning damage: 1d8 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 4 = 9

He gets so frustrated that he partially rewinds time and tries to hit it again.
Hammer, reach, non-lethal, Hero Point: 1d20 + 10 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 10 - 2 + 1 = 19 Weapon infusion

Then he responds to Kitch, “Thanks!”

Chip swings again with his massive hammer at White, once again aiming for a non-vital area. He decides aiming for the tail probably works! He winds up and slams the hammer down!
Two-action blast
Hammer, reach, non-lethal: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 10 - 2 = 16 Weapon infusion
non-lethal Bludgeoning damage: 1d8 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 4 = 10

Then he moves to a position where he doesn’t think the goblins can flank him. Step

He also shouts to Kitsch “Take care of the captain, I can always eat a nut!”

That is why it is Kortos. :) CCK.

Wonder if she makes insect sounds…

Chip goes bouncing across the dock and pulls out his big hammer as he lands smashing at the white goblin.
Hammer, reach, nonlethal: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (12) + 10 - 2 = 20 Weapon infusion
Nonlethal Bludgeoning damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

If the goblin is still conscious, he swings again.
Hammer, reach, nonlethal, MAP: 1d20 + 10 - 2 - 5 ⇒ (12) + 10 - 2 - 5 = 15 Weapon infusion
Nonlethal Bludgeoning damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

If he knocked out the goblin, instead he tries to save the shipyard.
Chip's Athletics (E): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15 (Quick Jump, Climbing Animal)

I don’t know who moved the avatars, honestly I didn’t think too much about it.

I agree we got moved, I just don’t know who repositioned us.

(27 new) :O

Blame it on the rats!

:)

Chip flings more sand on the fires. This bucket was heavier and dumps out on the docks before he gets it to the fires.
Chip's Athletics (E): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12 (Quick Jump, Climbing Animal)

He mutters something in Tien.

She frowns as the rats scurry away without complying. "They must not have heard me."

Chip watches the rats scurry away and says “Those are the same rats that threatened me! Told you they were no good!”

"Wassa matter?! You don't trust that I can fight?!" Olad calls.

“We are trying to take them alive and are afraid you will kill them!” Chip says from under the Monkey Goblin.

I foresee Appeal to Surrender with some Save the Shipyard rolls coming Red’s way.
Remember it is two actions to ask them to surrender.

Chip moves up under the monkey goblin and then swings that big hammer he likes so well.
Hammer, reach, Nonlethal: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 10 - 2 = 28 Weapon infusion
Bludgeoning damage, nonlethal: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Of the monkey isn’t sensible enough to go down to that he swings again, this time with a smaller toothpick. He tries to nail the monkey goblin’s foot into the dock with the toothpick.
Toothpick, MAP, nonlethal: 1d20 + 10 - 4 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 10 - 4 - 2 = 23 Weapon infusion, Agile
Piercing nonlethal damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Chip runs to be closer to the goblins. Then he forms some strangely curved stick and throws it at Red goblin.
BOOM!erang, 20’ range, thrown, Nonlethal damage: 1d20 + 10 - 2 ⇒ (6) + 10 - 2 = 14 Weapon infusion
Bludgeoning damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Then he grabs a bucket of sand and throws it at one of the fires.
Chip's Athletics (E): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29 (Quick Jump, Climbing Animal)

Chip really can’t take advantage of Olaf’s flanking, so someone should.

Chip moves up to the monkey goblin and tries to shove it into the water. He doesn’t get the necessary leverage.
Chip's Athletics (E): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11 (Quick Jump, Climbing Animal)
Then he raises his shield.

“Eeek!” For a moment, all Chip can think about is how big those gorillas are. Then he reminds himself that he isn’t a normal risuchō, he can face this. That makes him feel a little better.
Chip's Will Save (E): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11 Hero Point
Chip's Will Save (E): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18

“I’m a risuchō. We are common in the Forest of Spirits.”

They then turn and squish their fuzzy tail as they run over to see what Schek Nek is doing.

Chipped Tooth wrote:

When one of the larger rats (about a third of Chip’s size) gets too close to him, Chip suddenly draws out a large hammer and uses it to smash the rat. The hammer crumbles to dust after the strike, and there is one less rat infesting the ship.

Irina practically snarls at the squirrel-rabbit. "Stop it! How would you like for me to smash you with a hammer?"

Chip jumps in surprise when Irina shouts at him. Judging from the leap, there is definately more than just the ears that are rabbit-like. Then he listens as Irina scolds him. “It was threatening me! Tried to blackmail me into providing nuts to the whole pack or they would come after me.”

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25

“I foresee rat catching duty for a lot of junior Pathfinder agents and initiates. On bright side, no need to travel in sewer!”

He agrees there doesn’t appear to be anything wrong with this boat ship.

When one of the larger rats (about a third of Chip’s size) gets too close to him, Chip suddenly draws out a large hammer and uses it to smash the rat. The hammer crumbles to dust after the strike, and there is one less rat infesting the ship.

At hearing the rudder will fail soon, Chip says “Rudder made of wood right? Maybe I can warp it back into shape?”

Anyone who inquires deeper quickly realizes this would be a very bad idea. Although Chip can do some incredible things with wood, he would just keep twisting and warping it trying to get the right shape without understanding what was needed.

At the Pert Peach

Chipped Tooth wrote:

Evaluating the ship, Chip asks “Why does the ship smell of perfume?”

[dice=perception]1d20+11

Irina grunts dismissively. "This ship has most likely been used as a floating house of ill-repute until very recently. It is too slow and unwieldy for much else."

Chip gives Irina a puzzled look and then asks “House of ill-repute?”

, it seems to me that most scenarios just provide one of each thingee. Only potions or alchemical consumables would get multiples, and rarely even "one per PC."

I have learned to be wary when they offer too many healing supplies….it has often meant the group will need them.

We should probably figure out who has which items.

If no one objects, I would like the effervescent ampoule.

Repeating the list:

a choker of elocution (preloaded with the diabolic language)
a dragon turtle scale,
an effervescent ampoule,
a pair of moderate blast boots

Note that most of these items require a couple of minutes to attach. The choker is the exception.

Chip looks around but doesn’t notice anything obviously wrong with this ship.
Chip's Perception (T): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18 (w Average Vision)

Chip's Perception (T): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23 (w Average Vision)
Chip seems amused by Olad.

Evaluating the ship, Chip asks “Why does the ship smell of perfume?” He nods along as others tell Olad why this is the wrong ship for their group.
Chip's Perception (T): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19 (w Average Vision)

Chip pulls out a few pistachios and hands them to Kitch.

Grabbing a thin slice of meat, he says “Evaluate boats? This will be interesting.” Then he stuffs his cheek pouch full with the slice of meat. Seems he plans to nibble on it while walking.

Chip says “Is this related to the Godsrain? Exposure to that caused all sorts of people to feel like fighting. Do you think that is why this is flaring up now?”

Chip takes a sip of the wine from his tiny cup and then makes a disgusted face. “Oh, this one I know. Sauerton Red! It infamous as most acidic wine in world.”
Chip's Society (T): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

Kitsch's eyes light up. "Oooh, which woods, Chip? Could you share your source with us? We would, of course, keep the location secret"

Chip thinks a bit. “The Woods. Nothing to keep secret. Like there is The Skies and The Rivers and The Fires ”

Then he says “Same place I get my armor and weapons from! I will show you!” Having said that he leaps up in the air and gets surrounded by wooden planks. The planks come together to create armor, a helm and a shield. The shield looks more like an acorn cap. He lands with his shield at the ready.

Chip then looks at Kitch and says “Understand?”

Nairaba's eyes widen at Chip. "I would love one, thank you!" He chews thoughtfully. "This is very fine. I would love to know where you source your material"

Chip says “The Woods. I am a student of Woods.”