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What are you doing in MY story? Get out and let us keep on with the celebrations! Or better yet, come in and join us!!! Thank you all for reading the story to the end. It was a great experience, one of the two greatest stories I've played in. It was funny, intense and serious at equal parts. See ya in the forums!!
And, of course, after the celebration we took care of Harrigan. He had spent the whole battle tied to the main mast of the Mustakrakish so he couldn't lose a single detail. With the battle won and all his dreams and hopes of vengeance shattered in a thousand pieces (Don't mess with a Bard. Seriously, bro.) we passed judgement on him. For being a traitor? Kellhaul.
No, seriously, we keelhauled him three times in a row! Damned S.O.B. was tough! We took turns pulling the row so every person who had things to settle with him was able to. Then, we parted the loot so every pirate captain who had lost a ship in the battle was able to reclaim one of the captured ones. We even saved Madshank's life from Arronax' wrath. The former Black Knight was adamant about keelhauling Madshanks for not being able to control his squadron! And then we tested the whore's bed again... and again... and again!
And I am blue.
Long time since my last post! Of course we wanted Harrigan alive! We had found some of our friends in Harrigan's... ehm... prisons and what we saw there made us thirsty for vengeance. And we hadn't even seen the worst of it! We wanted to punish that little mudfish, of course, but we didn't want to become him! It was a difficult conundrum, but I think I had a cool, albeit very cruel, idea. Just wait for it, you'll love it!
*Looks to her rum* *Looks to the striped dragon* *Keeps drinking*
Intim... what? I don't have any of that! I am a very healthy person!
And I love myself!
Loving it!!
*Brings plenty of rum to the party*
Leviathan
Closing your eyes, don't ever say you love me, Pulg You never meant a word, I know you lied When there is life, there is despair, indulge me now And stay alive this night... I promise you the end before the first light arrives...
Oooh, a song duel! I like it! You've been tracked, you've been seen
Dalindra may have quit wrestling, but I am still interested. Moreso if it is bed wrestling!!!
On a dark moonless night, when GM MacShack least suspects
You are the formal one. Ederleigh was just shy... and not for a long time!
And, of course, before all of that we had to celebrate with Tessa. Ederlaigh was not in the best mood to it (Why? Who knows...), but in the end I think he enjoyed it. Fortunately, we had a lot of rum; one barrel or two less didn't make any difference for the upcoming party. Now, to rescue the seaweed! Err... my father!
Very interesting, Salvanel! And it fits perfectly with the thread's title. In my game, Kileanna killed him before even starting the first session!
SEXY SANDARA!Me think that sexy. Hot sexy. Boiled sexy. And tasty!
I like it. Or, we could go with a classic. Maybe something a little different for combat. Just try this. At least, Isabella won't keep mocking you for being the "Pale Pirate"
Whoops! I forgot to give a title to last chapter! "NO, I AM NOT YOUR FATHER"
Of course I am sexy! But I want my tattoos back. Without them I look like a f*cking princess!
Why is this giant bug lurking in my ship? I use DDT on JTD!
Vidmaster7 should not rule this city for posting while I am editing. It's confusing! Should I edit my post again? This has no sense! Arrgggh, my head!!! Edit: MY HEAD! Edit 2: IT HURTS!! Edit 3: A LOT!!! Edit 4: XD
Kileanna should not rule this city because she has said that... Wait! That makes a lot of sense! ... ... Kileanna should not rule this city because I say so!
Three really hunky boys tied to their beds. Who said piracy doesn't pay?
«I just asked about whores and, Zeboim knows why, she thought I was calling HER a whore, so I ended having to punch her on the face repeatedly and pushing her into the water» was all the explanation she gave.
As they couldn't explain it to him, they just kept pushing the cyclops against the wall until he understood. Indeed, we are great communicators!
Within Temptation
I feel very healthy, thanks!
I TOLD YOU: THEY ARE A BUNCH OF HORNY PIRATES ...Said the horny changeling.
Granted! By the way, a little bird told me a very embarassing secret or two about you. You should not do that things in front of that little cuties! I wish for more wenches and mead.
That's my first smurf! Sweet dreams, sweeties!
I am not changing my name! "Captain Kiani the Smurf" is lame. I AM NOT!!
No! Bad cookie, bad! We don't cook naked persons. We ehmm... caress... naked people!
If we could make a good pirate from Fox, we can make a good pirate from Kileanna! By the way... First Mate Sandara Quinn is banned for being such a good tamer.
Kileanna is banned for drinking tea. What kind of pirate are you? Rum, beer, quests and mead
I think it's part of the initiation ritual to become a full-fledged member of the crew. One of these days I would have to write down those damned rules. If they were the same just two days in a row...
OK, we take them one by one. This is the plan: On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects
Pulg should not rule this city because when it rains he smells of wet dog!
There is not such a thing as "too good". There is the way we do the things and the way losers do them. We like to have something to celebrate, so we do things the right way!
Hey, we always share! Everything! It's just that Fox's... performance... has plummeted! He has become... disappointing. Lazy. Too standard. I miss the not-so-old good Fox times!
You've lost your shot with Sandara and now you want to flirt with her daughter? Loser!
What Kiani and I do hardly counts as procreating. I mean, it's nort like we were going to have blue skinned red haired tiny versions of us or anything. Do you mean this? Awww! She's cute!!
Don't say it as if we were doing something so special! Darren aside, all the crew was... very close. I think Darren took her marriage too far. In all the crew he was the weirdo!
I remember that part a little bit different. I suppose that the bard decided to go with the PG-7 version. Humans and their stupid tabooes! They can kill whatever they want but they have problems with a naked body or two!
@Sandara: It's always a pleasure to catch you with your pants off! @Fox:...But it didn't.
Oww! Ninja'ed by a pirate!!
Yes! No Grave but the Sea (Alestorm) is out!! Grrreat!
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