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The trees have eyes and ears my friends.
The trees!!!

captain yesterday wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

Personal references be damned, if you put "Can shave an angry bear with a skid loader" on your application, you'll get a call back.

Considering we'd be hiring you to develop technical training on enterprise-level software, an answer like that that got past the HR department would definitely merit a callback.

I'm sure there's quite a bit of skill crossover.

Puts level on top of the keyboard, begins whacking it with his mallet to level it. Starts measuring the monitor with a tape measure and marking it with a sharpie. Begins looking for a hose nozzle and power outlet.

So, uh, where do I set up the wet saw?

*is completely horrified*

Damn. Makes me want to set up a completely horrified alias like Vidmaster7.

Once you start down that path it never ends. Ask CY

This too shall pass - the back of a very clever laxative product

Oddly enough, while gibberish, if one were to diagram that sentence with proper methods it would, in fact, not make sense, but it does grammatically work.

That'll...
Not work...
Sorry dude...

I know everything...
Sometimes, its not so great.

The next poster understands that all to well...

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

Sorry... No one's going to do it, ya know man.

You know how he got that, man?
I do...
I wish I didn't...

The Game Hamster wrote:

I know your pain...

No matter how many times I read this, it looks like, "I know your plan..." and I have no idea why. My response to that would be, "Well that makes one of us..."

But my response to what you actually wrote is, "thanks!"

Well... I know your plan, which is to never have a plan. Which is silly if you think about it man...

"My life for Aiur!!"
HHmmm... Blizzard...
So... We have arrived at Dairy Queen... Hope no one's lactose intolerant...

Dude... He has liked 2855 pages worth of posts... I think tl has a problem...

Giant pockets man!!
See? I know things dude...

The next poster will, like, change the subject man, like, what's up with that??

There is an escape tunnel, man, in the basement, dude...
no camera's, and no digging required, thanks to the last dude who figured out he needed out of this cabin man. Told you guys, I know things, dudes.

So, like, the next poster was the one running these foreboding cabins...

Unfortunately, I know Everything Dudes... Even... That...

So, like, dude, the next poster knows why a brain in a jar is called a Tome, when like, it isn't anything like a book, dude...

Actually, I like, know everything man... Yeah... I even know why I got the job... but now I like I know things man... Even if my body is now just a mechanical fish-tank, but dude, I know things...

Hmm... OH! That Heaven's Blade. Yeah, so this Goblin Paladin showed up in Korvasa at some point, heard about this "Blackjack" guy, and decided to become a vigilante too, 'cause you know, Goblin, and what not, nearly as insane as gnomes... So, yeah... But then he died, and this other guy took on his name, and he's like an Aasamir, so slightly more appropriate there, I think at least, but then he ups and fights this demon lord, goes insane, and he's gone too, and then it's picked up again by this human guy, who isn't a paladin, just some loon trying to fight evil, but without the faintest clue as to what evil is, and I guess he just got lucky deciding to fight you, so, yep... Oh, yeah, his names Vidmaster - some number after that... Whatever, man.

Oh, Yeah, So, Um... The next poster can't read... Like, What's up with that?