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Hi guys! Posting it on all my pbps.

Our offshore team at work is very affected by the pandemic at the moment and with the fiscal year approaching to an end, our reduced capacity is terribly affecting my time. For the next several weeks it will likely impact me in such way that I simply won't be able to keep up with the forums, things normalizing only as we start approaching mid June.

For the games where I play, GMs please feel free to bot the characters. If you don't desire to bot me for so long, I completely understand, apologize for the late notice and wish you all the best of fun. If you hold me around, though, I should be back after this storm.

For the games where I host, my sincerest apologies to the players - I won't let you hanging so if you stick around until my return we will give it continuation as normal. Otherwise, please message me and once I'm back I'll recruit replacements.

To everybody, I'm sorry for the late notice and I hope we will continue playing together once I'm back!

Cheers,

Archlich

Assuming the previous rolls were for the Easy target

Profession (Sailor): 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (14) + 14 = 28 Medium
Profession (Sailor): 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (11) + 14 = 25 Hard

Ranged: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21 Medium
Ranged: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13 Hard

Bleepos engages on his usual behavior - skilled, yet reckless and Besmara-knows-how successful - to navigate the ship.

Profession (Sailor): 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (17) + 14 = 31

Can we do the profession roll and assist on the other rolls?

Ranged: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15

If a creature puts on the armor while underwater, the wearer is borne toward the surface at a rate of 60 feet per round.

LOL

I meant paella by the way!

With the fight complete, Bleepos keeps running around the sahuagin, somewhat measuring them and talking about cooking his famous "goblin paeja".

I was just derping, mate. Please assume Bleepos moved over the boards to get to the enemy... And pretend I said west instead :P

Bleepos moves north (climbs over a table?) and attacks the enemy to his east.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 11 - 2 = 19 Still fighting defensively in crane style
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

Bleepos insists in his defensive crane style and jumps to take another chomp at the Sahuagin.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 11 - 2 = 28
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11

Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25 Booh! My beautiful nat 20! :P

Bleepos climbs down, and immediately attacks the enemy by him - going with his usual defensive style. He actually loves biting sahuagin, so the enemy can see he's licking his lips as he does so.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 11 - 2 = 23
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
Sneak: 3d6 ⇒ (1, 3, 5) = 9 If he goes before the enemy acts

AC at 20+5 = 25 atm

Bleepos eyes open wide, and he rushes on all four behind the corsair.

Only good sahuagins are salted and breaded. - says Bleepos, not really kidding in his tone.

Bleepos shall sail with Bessie. - the goblin finally replies - Ship will make haste. Then we will get back and reunite for grand wedding!

The small green creature laughs openly, showing his quite, quite dirty teeth.

Didn't she say we could have "anything" within the place after we took it?

Bleepos had his own ideas of chewing on the gems - clearly confusing them for bugs - but as people started to clarify what they truly were, he just smiled and pretended he was appraising them.

Bleepos can't even stand the weight of this thing! - he said towards the falchion - And Bleepos agrees with Bessie keeping little doll of tasty bird.

He seemed to put a little bit too much emphasis on the "tasty" part, but that was already expected from the little glutton.

Bleepos thinks, however, that we could use some of these hands on the ships. Alliances change overnight, and plunder is a great stimulus of loyalty. - he finally completed towards the prisoners.

Bleepos tries to jump and attack the hurt enemy by his northwest, and then immediately does a sidestep to hug the wall, trying to get out of a flanking position.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 11 - 2 = 13
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12

AC should be 25/23/13 at the moment.

Knowledge (Local): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21

Bleepos identifies the man and immediately relays to his companions.

Bilge Rat Bill. Was always in the bilge cos'was always fighting. Longlegs really liked punching others. And being punched. - he expertly analyzed.

Finally, the goblin did a side step to bite another of the enemies, but his defensive attack came out without much direction.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 11 - 2 = 12
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13

AC should be 25/23/13 at the moment.

Still in his usual defensive style, Bleepos tumbles to get in a deeper position in the room.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (13) + 16 = 29

When he finally stops, he tries to take a bite at the enemy by his west.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 11 - 2 = 16
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13

AC should be 25/23/13 at the moment.

Bleepos steps back towards the wall and attacks the enemy to his east with a bite.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (10) + 11 - 2 = 19
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12

He is still fighting defensively, as per usual, using the crane style.

Bleepos steps over the fallen enemy and now, flanking with Beket, he tries to bite again.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 11 - 2 = 24
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12
Sneak: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 5, 2) = 12

Still in Crane Style and fighting defensively.

Assuming the enemies didn't act yet and he can go around...

Bleepos will try to go around, hugging the walls, to reach the back of the group. Getting there, he will defensively try to bit the enemy at his north.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 11 - 2 = 25
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12
Sneak: 3d6 ⇒ (6, 2, 1) = 9

AC should be 25 right now

Bleepos likes eating guts! But we should burn it first. Crispy is even better! - the goblin turns to the prisoners with voracious eyes, smiling with his long, pointy teeth.

Bluff: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24 ... and lying as much as he can to help Bessie!

Bleepos moves in the room and shakes his bony behind the pirates.

Oh, no! Goblins in the building! - he says, mockingly trying to provoke them to approach. This is uncharacteristically brave for him, but yet maybe he feels protected in his position.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 11 - 2 = 18 Readied to attack the first to get to him if any, still fighting defensively in crane style
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14

It seems I didn't mention and forgot to take the appropriate penalty, but as always, Bleepos is fighting defensively (-2/+5). Sorry, GM! My bad

Bleepos jumps at the enemy in front of him and tries to bite his chin.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12

I need to consider Improved Feint as a feat!

Bleepos is a nasty feral creature that must be destroyed

Nasty, nasty goblin

@Iron, are you sure it's Bleepos? I didn't see the result of the last action, neither saw any new attacks after Bleepos acted

I can see how he would think only on... Short term. Bleepos can be dangerous in the short term. But in the long term... I'd go for the healer/caster without thinking twice! Lol

Bleepos kept viciously biting at the enemy. His style was mostly to catch people with their defenses low while the goblin kept his own defenses high - and of course it didn't help that he got distracted with a piece of cloth stuck on his lower teeth.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 11 - 2 = 13 Fighting Defensively
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11

He kept trying to take the cloth by licking with his tongue, and the bite came out quite without direction.

Bleepos advances near Bessie and tries to bite the one by her, but unfortunately his attack comes out without much direction.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 11 - 2 = 11 Fighting Defensively
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
Sneak: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 4) = 12 Not sure if they're still flat-footed for not having yet acted

AC right now should be 25

Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22

Bleepos sees the enemy and instinctively runs on all fours. He closes up and jumps with his mouth open - and for a fraction of a second, the man can see a human finger from the previous fight going down the goblin throat, before he closes his mouth against his shoulder.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 11 - 2 = 17 Fighting Defensively
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11
Sneak: 3d6 ⇒ (1, 4, 1) = 6

AC is currently 20+5 = 25. If the enemy is flat-footed and suffers the sneak damage, Bleepos will try to hamper him with debilitating injury: "Foe who takes sneak attack damage has speed halved (and can't 5 ft step) for 1 rd."

Bleepos does a small sidestep, and then tries to bite the other enemy as well, before it has a chance to act.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 11 - 2 = 18 Fighting Defensively
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (4) + 10 = 14
Sneak: 3d6 ⇒ (6, 1, 6) = 13

AC is currently 20+5 = 25. If the enemy is flat-footed and suffers the sneak damage, Bleepos will try to hamper him with debilitating injury: "Foe who takes sneak attack damage has speed halved (and can't 5 ft step) for 1 rd."

Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24

GM, in the future, please feel free to roll for Bleepos on initiative!

As Guillaume gestures, the Goblin silently assumes Crane Style and advances on all fours towards the enemies; he hopes to catch the enemy flat-footed with his surprising movements and sneak some blood out of him as he bites his leg.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 11 - 2 = 17 Fighting Defensively
Damage: 1d4 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11
Sneak: 3d6 ⇒ (4, 5, 1) = 10

AC is currently 20+5 = 25. If the enemy is flat-footed and suffers the sneak damage, Bleepos will try to hamper him with debilitating injury: "Foe who takes sneak attack damage has speed halved (and can't 5 ft step) for 1 rd."

Bleepos is ready to simply charge in, to be honest - not that Goblins would be very bright or wise, but in his case he's particularly brashy and as a rogue he needs to use the surprise to his advantage :)

Bleepos stays near the door, but tries to hide behind a wall to assess the situation before entering the room.

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (19) + 18 = 37

Finally back! This was quite a week on the Paizo site!

It makes sense! I guess I’ll hold for now as my colleagues might have a better approach :)

Bleepos doesn't think too much, as is his usual. Not being of much help on forcing the gate - strength really isn't much his thing - as soon as he hears the fellow about to walk on them, he gets ready and charges the man. His goal is to silent him as fast as possible. He runs on all fours and bites as he gets to the enemy, trying to hamper his ability to flee and warn the others.

Attack: 1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 11 + 2 = 15 Charge
Damage: 1d4 + 10 + 3d6 ⇒ (4) + 10 + (2, 5, 1) = 22 Debilitating Injury: Hampered

Since Beket is already rolling, I'd do so as well - but assume Bleepos will wait Orslaw to go first.

Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21
Climb: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21

Having fun here too! Of course, Bleepos had to be chaotic. Hard to be a goblin without it :) I always have a blast with this game, as this is one of my favorite characters and I truly enjoy playing with you all.

The goblin shakes his head in agreement, happy as if he was one of his aquatic cousins - and maybe having a little too much fun with it. Regardless, he aligns behind Orslaw to move after his companion.

Bleepos crosses his arms on the back and stays silent. The goblin hears the plan with attention. He was good stealthing around, likely capable of some climbing, but he definitely didn't have much to contribute on the magic department.

Longlegs is silent tonight. - says the goblin, arriving from the shadows behind Bessie. He was usually more talkative, but he has his arms crossed behind in a thoughtful manner - Bleepos feels this might be the right approach. Better than just attacking ugly woman in her rock.

Bleepos looks at Smythee, then turns his balloon head towards Orslaw. Slowly, his teeth start showing in an immense and somewhat terrifyingly childish smile.

Hee... Hee... Hee... - he let out unconsciously, almost inaudibly.

I don't know if that's the direction the AP suggests, but I do enjoy the possibility of trying something creative - different than the usual murderhobo routine that some of these adventures push us into! Thanks GM for navigating these waters with us.

With that said, I don't very much trust her or her people, and in theory there's even the possibility that Harrigan already planted a spy around there. So we need to plan some "surprise appearances" to try to avoid these... Inconveniences.

Things working, I like the fact that her troops in land can actually help protect parts of our fleet if they're being repaired or simply ported. Maybe we can even invest some of the plunder into equipping this fort with personnel & gear for these services beyond defenses.

It feels as if we were all made for each other! - says the goblin, trying to assist Bessie in their diplomatic efforts.

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10 To assist

Yet, most of the time the goblin seems to be frantically looking for food, eating without much worry. He smells the food before ingesting it, but mostly to enjoy the smell as well.

Oh, Bleepos knows everything about dinners, formal or not. - said the goblin, obviously lying to his teeth, and barely hiding the fact he was excited about the prospect of eating.

As they wait, Bleepos gets a little distracted chasing a seagull around the ship. The goblin's stomach growls - as per usual, he's hungry.

Since Bleepos assisted Bessie, I'll assume he heard the same things as she did

Hmm... - thinks the goblin, clearly alarmed by hearing Harrigan's name, but pretending everything was fine - Maybe we do different approach! Maybe we don't try to attack rock. Longlegs Female Widow probably hates Harrigan as much as we do.

He circles around Bessie for a moment, thinking way too hard for such a simple concept.

Bleepos say we try to talk to Longlegs Female Widow. Enemy of my enemy and whatnot.

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12 Assisting Bessie

Bleepos tries to help Bessie gather more details about the Rock before they head towards it.

Similarly to Bessie, Bleepos will work on recruiting as well. Differently than her, however, the goblin's methods are those most of lying or greatly exaggerating the ship's feats to try to attract more interested members.

Bluff: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19