Ardelaneu Zakath's page

"Gamin and I shall be ready."

"Yeah, we've got one fiend to slay already, what's another one, eh Arde?"

TriOmegaZero wrote:

...the GM says 'Welcome to Bonekeep!'

And the party says, "We want to try to roleplay through it."

My +14 Diplomacy skill was useless in there.

I am grateful to my Venture Lieutenant for allowing me to coup de grace the fallen derro on my last mission without penalty. I exacted the Inheritor's justice as I saw fit.

My apologies. I swear to you not all members of my former faction were so crass.

That's why I stab them in their sleep!

Yes, I'm sure it is. Just not for me.

Ardelaneu Zakath wrote:

A goat? We're eatin' good tonight!

Why on earth would you want to eat a vase?

Don't tell anyone, but I'm secretly half-orc.

A goat? We're eatin' good tonight!

HA! Owned.

Achilles was a fighter, but could fight gods.

No level 20 martial character can do that.

If it has stats, I can kill it.

spares!

Tch. At least you guys have stats. Vydale doesn't even have an alias here!

"I'm sorry the BBEG's fortress is on the demiplane of itchy sweaters."

I always get a rash whenever I adventure there...

I never get to go out and have any fun.

"Hey, have you ever noticed how when TriOmegaZero goes away, AM PALADIN shows up?"

"Woah. TriOmegaZero must hate that guy!"

Nah, he just can't handle being in the presence of a REAL man.

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Zyren is banned for failing the Perception check.

I'm a paladin now? When did that happen?!

At least you HAVE a class...

Do I get to be a Barbarian/Cleric/Paladin?

I thought I got away from the nutcases.

Ya can't get away from us and you know it!

What a party this is!

Kingmaker, eh? Not sure I'm cut out for that...

Put me in coach, I'm nice!

Virac Blackthorn wrote:

Ardelaneu Zakath wrote:

Great, the elf gets another turn before me. My swordplay is going to get rusty!

We can work out a training schedule and see what happens. I would be willing to show you somethings.

Yes. You can show him how to get thrown in jail. That should be educational.

Ha! I don't need any training on that! Great way to sleep off a hangover, lemme tell ya...

Great, the elf gets another turn before me. My swordplay is going to get rusty!