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25 posts. Alias of TriOmegaZero.


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"Gamin and I shall be ready."

"Yeah, we've got one fiend to slay already, what's another one, eh Arde?"

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Michael Brock wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
...the GM says 'Welcome to Bonekeep!'
And the party says, "We want to try to roleplay through it."

My +14 Diplomacy skill was useless in there.

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I am grateful to my Venture Lieutenant for allowing me to coup de grace the fallen derro on my last mission without penalty. I exacted the Inheritor's justice as I saw fit.

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My apologies. I swear to you not all members of my former faction were so crass.

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That's why I stab them in their sleep!

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Yes, I'm sure it is. Just not for me.

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blahpers wrote:
Ardelaneu Zakath wrote:
A goat? We're eatin' good tonight!
Why on earth would you want to eat a vase?

Don't tell anyone, but I'm secretly half-orc.

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A goat? We're eatin' good tonight!

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HA! Owned.

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Malignor wrote:

Achilles was a fighter, but could fight gods.

No level 20 martial character can do that.

If it has stats, I can kill it.

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spares!

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Tch. At least you guys have stats. Vydale doesn't even have an alias here!

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TarkXT wrote:
"I'm sorry the BBEG's fortress is on the demiplane of itchy sweaters."

I always get a rash whenever I adventure there...

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I never get to go out and have any fun.

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Mergy wrote:

"Hey, have you ever noticed how when TriOmegaZero goes away, AM PALADIN shows up?"

"Woah. TriOmegaZero must hate that guy!"

Nah, he just can't handle being in the presence of a REAL man.

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Zyren is banned for failing the Perception check.

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Falandar Thornarrow wrote:
I'm a paladin now? When did that happen?!

At least you HAVE a class...

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Do I get to be a Barbarian/Cleric/Paladin?

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Auris Vector wrote:
I thought I got away from the nutcases.

Ya can't get away from us and you know it!

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What a party this is!

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Kingmaker, eh? Not sure I'm cut out for that...

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Put me in coach, I'm nice!

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Fiachra wrote:
Virac Blackthorn wrote:
Ardelaneu Zakath wrote:
Great, the elf gets another turn before me. My swordplay is going to get rusty!
We can work out a training schedule and see what happens. I would be willing to show you somethings.
Yes. You can show him how to get thrown in jail. That should be educational.

Ha! I don't need any training on that! Great way to sleep off a hangover, lemme tell ya...

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Great, the elf gets another turn before me. My swordplay is going to get rusty!