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DR BARBARIAN AM BARBARIAN PHD AM ACQUIRING DOCTORATE IN ENGINEERING.

AM DIFFERENT FROM DOCTOR DOCTOR, MOSTLY WHAT BARBARIAN KNOW ABOUT HUMAN BODY AM HOW MAKE THEM STOP MOVING.

ALSO TALKY MAN HAVE OVERTIME LAST WEEK, NOT REALLY ABLE SET UP STREAM FOR BARBARIAN. TALKY MAN AM MISSING WALL NOW, MAYBE NEXT WEEK.

BARBARIAN BARBARIAN BARD FIGHTY CLERIC.

PROBABLY NEEDS MORE BARBARIAN.

BARBARIAN DONE WITH STREAM, AM LEARNING FEW THINGS:

1: BARBARIAN AM UNCHAINED VERSION, WHICH AM OBJECTIVELY NOT AS GOOD AS NORMAL BARBARIAN, BUT BARBARIAN UNDERSTAND REASONING FOR THIS, AM NOT HOLD AGAINST ANYONE.

2: BARBARIAN NOT USED TO TALKING. BARBARIAN ONLY ABLE TALK ABOUT 2 HOURS THIRTY, THEN VOICE AM GETTING WEIRD. AM PROBABLY SIDE EFFECT OF 7 CHA.

3: BARBARIAN HAVE GREAT DEAL OF FUN CLEAVING THROUGH EVERYTHING. AM PROBABLY DO AGAIN NEXT WEEK AT SAME TIME. MAYBE BARBARIAN GET THROUGH KILLING STAG LORD.

STREAM TIME AM IN HOUR.

BARBARIAN SMASH GAME LIKE CASTY FACE.

ALSO WINDSHIELD.

HOPEFULLY NOT BREAK MOUSE IN HAND.

EDIT: RIGHT, SHOULD PROBABLY GIVE CHANNEL NAME. AM TWITCH.TV/TQWGAMING

AM WELCOME.

BARBARIAN 20.

AM BEST CLASS. NOT NEED CHARISMA IF AM ABLE SMASH ANY PROBLEM THAT AM COMING WAY.

BARBARIAN AM SEEING MESSAGE REGARDING BARBARIAN BEING CLASS IN GAME ABOUT MAKING OF KINGS.

ONLY ONE THING FOR DOING.

BARBARIAN GONNA HAVE TO STREAM THIS THING, AS BARBARIAN, SHOW PEOPLE HOW SMASHING AM WORK.

THIS AM TECHNICALLY REQUIRING MORE THAN SIXTY SECONDS OF TALKING, BUT THIS PROBABLY AM FINE, BARBARIAN ONLY ONE AM DOING TALKING AND NO DIPLOMANCY COME FROM READING GAME CHAT ANYWAYS.

BARBARIAN MAYBE NEED LOZENGE BY END OF GAME, THOUGH.

Pun-Pun wrote:

AM BARBARIAN wrote:

PossibleCabbage wrote:

Does anybody else think the anathema furor is a little strange given that we haven't seen the exact text of a single anathema, nor the full rules for them?

Like people are getting annoyed that Barbarians have "things you shouldn't do" baked in? I don't get it.

BARBARIAN AM THINKING AM MIGHTYWEIRD.

FOR EXAMPLING, BARBARIAN ANATHEMA AM EXISTING FOR FOREVER: BARBARIAN NOT WEAR SHIRT, EVER. AM NEVER NEED FOR SHIRT. THIS AM NOT NEW FEATURE.

But were still good with pants right?

We can only hope - otherwise AM BARBARIAN is going to be getting thrown out of more places, even before the obligatory bar fight sequence...

PANTS AM STILL REQUIRED IN MOST AREAS, YES. NOT EVEN BARBARIAN DUMP CHA THAT MUCH.

Does anybody else think the anathema furor is a little strange given that we haven't seen the exact text of a single anathema, nor the full rules for them?

Like people are getting annoyed that Barbarians have "things you shouldn't do" baked in? I don't get it.

BARBARIAN AM THINKING AM MIGHTYWEIRD.

FOR EXAMPLING, BARBARIAN ANATHEMA AM EXISTING FOR FOREVER: BARBARIAN NOT WEAR SHIRT, EVER. AM NEVER NEED FOR SHIRT. THIS AM NOT NEW FEATURE.

............GOOD.

BARBARIAN AM INTRIGUED AND WISH FOR SEEING MORE.

SECOND EDITION BARBARIAN MAYBE NOT COOL AS OG, BUT THIS AM CERTAINLY CAPABLE SUCCESSOR BASED ON BARBARIAN PERCEPTION CHECK FOR SO FAR.

THAT AM MEANING PROBABLY OK. BARBARIAN AM HAVING MIGHTYFINE PERCEPTION CHECK.

BARBARIAN AM ALWAYS WINNER.

EVEN AGAINST CASTY BARBARIAN WITH BARBARIAN POWERS, AM LESS ABLE FOR MAKING SAVES AND TANKING VERSUS FACES, ALSO MORE BAD AT SMASH.

THIS AM WHY GISH AM WORD WITH BAD MOUTHFEEL. SERIOUSLY. GEEESH.

AM DISGUSTING.

CONSIDER TEST OF THING HAVING BEEN MADE.

FOR RECORD, BARBARIAN MORE THAN WILL HELP SMASH ANYTHING, UP TO AND INCLUDING SYSTEM ERRORS.

Thankfully I was able to fix it with a Barbarian dip.

BARBARIAN FIND THAT BARBARIAN AM FIXING MOST THINGS.

AM WELCOME.

BARBARIAN BASICALLY SUBSIST ON HATRED OF CASTY COMMUNITY. KCALS REQUIREMENTS OF BARBARIAN NOT NEARLY AS HIGH OVER LONG TERM, AM STILL ABLE PUT OUT ENOUGH JEWELS OF FORCE FOR SMASH ANY EFFECT CASTY AM CASTYING.

BATTY BAT AM ALSO EFFICIENT. BARBARIAN NOT REMEMBER EVER NEEDING STOP FOR TAKEOUT.

AM MORE EVIDENCE OF BARBARIAN NOT-BARBARIAN DESTRUCITY.

TIER LIST NOT PUT BARBARIAN AT TIER 0, THEREFORE TIER LIST AM ROUGHLY AS USEFUL AS SMASH BROTHERS TIER LIST.

AM MADE BY NOOBS, FOR NOOBS, FOR HAZING AND FEELING BAD ABOUT STUFF. FOR CALLING IT 'TRUTH' AM SORT OF LIKE CALLING FOX ONLY CHARACTER THAT AM WORTH DARN. 'NO ITEM, WIZARD ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION' AM ONE STEP SHY OF BEING GUY WHO AM STILL PLAYING MELEE AT TOURNAMENT. NOBODY WANT BE THAT GUY.

SO NOT BE THAT GUY.

--YES, BARBARIAN PLAY SMASH BROTHERS AND KNOW ABOUT META OF COMPETITIVE SCENE WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW MELEE PLAYERS AM TERRIBLE.

NAME AM SMASH BROTHERS FOR SAKE OF PETE. WHY AM THIS SURPRISE? BARBARIAN MAIN JIGGLYPUFF. AM WRECKING ALL KINDS OF FOOLS WITH SINGNAPPOUND. ALSO, GROWING TO SIZE OF PLANET. THAT AM COOL TOO.

WOAH WOAH WOAH. PARTY HAVE BARBARIAN. AM ASKING FOR BEST COUNTER FOR ONGOING SPELL?

BEST COUNTER AM PARTY BARBARIAN. SPELL SUNDER SILENCE, NOVA SPELLS LIKE GOOD TEAM. THIS AM WHY CASTYS AM USELESS WITHOUT GOOD BARBARIAN. ALWAYS PREPPING WEIRD JUST IN CASE SPELLS FOR EMERGENCY, WHEN IN REAL EMERGENCY, ALL BARBARIAN DO AM BREAK GLASS, WHERE GLASS AM METAPHOR FOR WHATEVER AM NEEDING SMASH AT THAT MOMENT IN TIME.

LANCEPOUNCE AM ALMOST AS GOOD AS RAGELANCEPOUNCE, BUT BARBARIAN FIND THAT 'RAGE' AM JUST ADDING EXTRA ZEST TO MAJOR ATTACK ITERATION.

AM WHY BARBARIAN RULE AM ABC, FOR ALWAYS BE RAGING.

C AM SILENT. AND INVISIBLE. LIKE SCARED CASTY.

I really don't think anyone here has been uncivil?

YO.

AM THIS NEW FLAVOR OF MONTH ARGUMENT?

BARBARIAN NOT EVEN REMEMBER LAST TIME BARBARIAN SLEEP. AM NOT HAVING NEGATIVE EFFECTS ON BARBARIAN PSYCHE. SEVERE ALLNIGHT ADDICTION AM CAUSING PROBLEMS OF -1 FOR SKILLS THROUGH 17TH LEVEL, BUT EVEN THAT AM JUST HEART OF FIELDS AWAY FROM BEING NONISSUE FATIGUE WISE. BUT WAIT, BARBARIAN HEAR SAY, ALLNIGHT AM MAKING EXHAUSTED AFTER 8 HOURS. TRUE, SAY BARBARIAN, BUT HEART OF FIELDS AM IGNORING THIS FOR FIRST TIME PER DAY, THEN TAKING MORE ALLNIGHT, THEN EXHAUSTED AGAIN, THEN USE SOOTHING WORD POTION FOR FATIGUE, THEN TAKE MORE ALLNIGHT, THEN AM NEW DAY SO HEART OF FIELDS AGAIN, THEN MORE SOOTHING WORD POTION.

THAT AM NOT EVEN MAGIC, THAT AM ALCHEMICAL SOLUTION. SLEEP AM FOR WEAK, ALSO FOR CASTYS. BECAUSE CASTYS AM WEAK. THAT AM WHAT BARBARIAN GETTING AT HERE.

BARBARIAN RAGE ROUNDS AM POWERED BY HARNESSING HATRED OF INTERNET. SOMETHING INVOLVING DELICATE BALANCE OF TRAIT SELECTION AND BONUS FEAT? BARBARIAN NOT COMPLETELY SURE, PROBABLY SOMETHING OUT OF NUMERIA SPLATBOOK.

AM TROUBLESOME, SURE, BUT BARBARIAN BASICALLY ABLE BE INFINITE HATE MACHINE ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. SMASH AM UNENDING, FOR BEHIND FIST IS ANOTHER FIST.

AM LIKE MOVIE INCEPTION, ONLY FOR SMASH AND ACTUALLY COOL FOR WATCHING.

BARBARIAN SEE ABOUT THAT.

(BARBARIAN SUNDER UNIVERSES WHERE BARBARIAN GET BAD ROLLS, LEAVING ONLY UNIVERSES WHERE BARBARIAN ROLLS AM MIGHTYFINE.

MAYBE NOT TELL PUN-PUN, AM PROBABLY SAYING THAT THIS AM CHEATING. BARBARIAN NOT SEE ANY RULE AGAINST PUNCHING CAUSALITY UNTIL IT AM LANDING WAY OF BARBARIAN, BUT DISTINCTION FREQUENTLY NOT MATTER IN DELICATE SOCIAL INTERACTION.)

HEY.

NOT BARBARIAN FAULT THAT ARGUMENT AM OVER, BARBARIAN AM WINNER.

BARBARIAN AM ALWAYS WINNER.

THAT AM GAME.

ANSWER AM PRETTY OBVIOUS. DR BLOODRAGER AM BLOODRAGER PHD JUST NOT HAVE SAME RING TO IT.

ALSO, BARBARIANS.

BARBARIANS AM ALWAYS STILL HERE.

AM BARBARIAN wrote:

FOR INTEREST OF FULL DISCLOSURE, BARBARIAN HAVE WAY OF RECOVERING RAGE VIA DESTROYER'S BLESSING.

THIS AM NOT REALLY ISSUE, SINCE BARBARIAN GENERALLY HAVE ENOUGH RAGE ROUNDS TO BE INFINITE HATE MACHINE REGARDLESS OF NUMBER OF ENCOUNTERS IN DAY. ONLY PROBLEM IF AM ALSO USING THAT FEAT FOR BURNING EXTRA RAGE ROUNDS INTO BONUS DAMAGE ON SWING BASED ON CONSTITUTION SCORE, BUT MAYBE NOT USE FEAT IF GM HAVE HISTORY OF THROWING MASS ENCOUNTERS AT PARTY.

PS, NOT BOTHER TRYING GET BARBARIAN OUT OF RAGE, BARBARIAN AM RUNNING SPECIAL VARIANT FEAT THAT AM PROVIDING ABILITY FOR CHANNELING RAGE OF COLLECTIVE INTERNET FOR BONUS ROUNDS. BARBARIAN LITERALLY NEVER RUN OUT OF RAGE UNLESS FLAME WARS STOP ON INTERNET. AM TOTALLY AWESOME, FOR SERIOUS.

Yes, I did take that into account. There's also Wyroot, the Ki Mat, a few archetypes, I'm probably missing something. Not part of the ability itself (so not universally available) and most have strings attached. Yours involves a little orc blood and beating something with a feather duster, if I remember correctly (and was also nerfed in the reprint).

More encounters is 8-12 a day (though they've also suggested 15). Now this may only be for "mid" levels (I don't know if they qualified it that way because it's too many encounters at low levels or they don't think Wizards are a problem at low levels), since they consider level 12 the upper end of "mid" we can assume a lower end of 6. At level 6 a Barbarian has 12+Con rounds of rage. That is at least enough for one round every battle in the worst case, probably more like 1.33. That's not much. And while the Barbarian could not rage every battle just typing that sentence makes me feel unclean. And while Extra Rage exists, "the Barbarian had to take Extra Rage because the GM is trying to challenge the Wizard" is just the worst.

You're welcome.

...WAIT.

THERE AM BARBARIANS WHO AM TAKING MORE THAN 1 ROUND TO FINISH COMBAT?

BARBARIAN ROLL TO DISBELIEVE. (ALSO, BARBARIAN AM HAVING 14+CON RAGE ROUNDS AT LEVEL 6. REMEMBER, LEVEL 1 AM 4+CON, THEN 2 PER LEVEL AFTER.)

FOR INTEREST OF FULL DISCLOSURE, BARBARIAN HAVE WAY OF RECOVERING RAGE VIA DESTROYER'S BLESSING.

THIS AM NOT REALLY ISSUE, SINCE BARBARIAN GENERALLY HAVE ENOUGH RAGE ROUNDS TO BE INFINITE HATE MACHINE REGARDLESS OF NUMBER OF ENCOUNTERS IN DAY. ONLY PROBLEM IF AM ALSO USING THAT FEAT FOR BURNING EXTRA RAGE ROUNDS INTO BONUS DAMAGE ON SWING BASED ON CONSTITUTION SCORE, BUT MAYBE NOT USE FEAT IF GM HAVE HISTORY OF THROWING MASS ENCOUNTERS AT PARTY.

PS, NOT BOTHER TRYING GET BARBARIAN OUT OF RAGE, BARBARIAN AM RUNNING SPECIAL VARIANT FEAT THAT AM PROVIDING ABILITY FOR CHANNELING RAGE OF COLLECTIVE INTERNET FOR BONUS ROUNDS. BARBARIAN LITERALLY NEVER RUN OUT OF RAGE UNLESS FLAME WARS STOP ON INTERNET. AM TOTALLY AWESOME, FOR SERIOUS.

BARBARIAN BREAK EVERY GAME SYSTEM BARBARIAN AM TOUCHING.

NOT WANT SEE WHAT BARBARIAN DO TO SPACE MARINES, AND NOT EVEN GET STARTED ON WAAGH BANDS OF ORKS. AM EVEN BREAKING VALOR ON KNEE. THAT NOT EVEN MENTION BARBARIAN FEELINGS ON BESM, WHICH AM NOT SHARED IN POLITE COMPANY.

BEING BARBARIAN AM BLESSING, ALSO CURSE. BAG OF HOLDING AM MIXED, FOR REAL.

A tornado will handle that bandit camp far better than one barbarian.

THAT DEPEND ENTIRELY ON IDENTITY OF BARBARIAN IN QUESTION, THANK VERY MUCH.

REST OF POINT AM MIGHTYFINE, BARBARIAN JUST TAKE ISSUE WITH BEING CALLED LESS EFFICIENT THAN TORNADO.

You realize that saying "Next argument" doesn't mean you win by default right?

DUH. CORRECT STATEMENT AM ‘SILLY CASTY, BARBARIAN AM ALWAYS WINNER.’

IN PINCH BARBARIAN ALSO HEAR OF ‘AM RUBBER CASTY AM GLUE, BOUNCE OFF BARBARIAN AND CASTY DIE BECAUSE AM HAVING LIKE 2 HP. POOR CASTY.’

Oh, my broken bones... Why won't that barbarian leave me alone?

UNION RULES. REGULATIONS AM VERY STRICT.

Of course, a properly prepared/paranoid caster, could certainly deal with such an issue.

GENERALLY WHEN CASTY AM TRYING FOR BEING PARANOID, THIS AM ACCOMPLISHED BY CASTY YELLING 'NUH UH THAT AM CLONE/CONTINGENCY/INVISIBLE/INSTANT TELEPORT/EMERGENCY FORCE SPHERE,' SERIOUSLY, AM LIKE SIXTY BILLION PAGES OF EXAMPLES. THING AM, WHILE CASTY AM BUSY TALKING ABOUT RULES AND PROTESTING BASED ON WHAT BARBARIAN DO OR NOT DO, BARBARIAN AM BUSY SMASH. THEN CASTY AM GOING TO HIDE IN CASTY TOWER AND EAT ICE CREAM, NOT REALIZING THAT BARBARIAN HAVE PHD IN ENGINEERING, AM BRINGING WHOLE TOWER DOWN ON CASTY FACE. THAT AM NOT GOOD DAY FOR CASTY, EVEN IF PARANOID ENOUGH TO HAVE SIX BACKUP PLANS. WANT TALK ABOUT NARRATIVE POWER, COLLAPSING ENTIRE DUNGEON AM PRETTY GOOD.

THAT AM PROBLEM WITH FIGHTY. THEM AM TRYING STEP WITH BARBARIAN, BUT BARBARIAN AM JUST BEST CLASS. FIGHTY NEEDS WAY TO PUNCH THROUGH MAGIC LIKE BARBARIAN, THEN AM ABLE SUNDER EVERYTHING, BE ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS GOOD THAN BARBARIAN. AM MAYBE NOT ABLE FIGURE OUT BREAK DC ON CRB LIKE BARBARIAN AM DOING WITH MODERATE TO HIGH FREQUENCY, BUT AM ABLE BE MIGHTYFINE.

ALTERNATIVELY, BARBARIAN CORDIALLY RECOMMEND BUYING BOW. ARCHERY AM PRETTY BROKE, ESPECIALLY WHEN PAIRED WITH CRYSTAL BALL AND FLEXIBLE DEFINITION OF MEANING FOR PHRASE 'LINE OF SIGHT TO TARGET.'

(15) SILLY CASTY, POLL AM UNIMPORTANT. ONLY DESTRUCITY THAT AM MATTERING AM BARBARIAN/NOT BARBARIAN DESTRUCITY.

SINCE BARBARIAN AM ALWAYS WINNER, DESTRUCITY POLL AM ALSO NOT NECESSARY.

YO.

AM WELCOME, BY THE WAY.

BARBARIAN NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER. BARBARIAN HAVE PHD FOR SAKE OF PETE, WIZARD WHO AM NOT KNOWING ANYTHING NOT ABOUT BE MAKING MAGIC PARTICULARLY GREAT, REGARDLESS OF WHAT AM BEING SAID OR NOT SAID.

INSTITUTIONALIZED LEARNING AM THING FOR REASON, BARBARIAN JUST SAYING.

RETURNING TO MAIN POINT, FALLACY AM TO ASK IF IT AM BROKEN AS WIZARD.

CORRECT QUESTION TO ASK AM IF IT AM BROKEN AS BARBARIAN. GIVEN THAT NOTHING AM BROKE LIKE BARBARIAN BROKE AND NOTHING BREAK LIKE BARBARIAN BREAK, AM PROBABLY NOT BROKEN.

QED, THAT AM GAME.

WHAT?

THAT AM SILLY.

BARBARIAN KNOW BARBARIAN NOT MAKING DIPLOMANCY CHECK. BARBARIAN NOT SMASH SELF.

BOB BOB BOB.

BARBARIAN NOT SURE IF THAT AM NAME OR WHAT PEOPLE AM SAYING IN RESPONSE TO POINT. AM PROBABLY NAME, WHICH AM MAKING SITUATION MORE LIKE BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB. NOTE PROPER USE OF NAME REPETITION.

AM CONCLUSIVE POINT THAT WIZARD IN STATE OF FLUX AM NEVER SMASH BARBARIAN IN STATE OF EQUIVALENT FLUX, BECAUSE BARBARIAN AM ALWAYS WINNER ON LEVEL SO HARD THAT BARBARIAN AM GETTING ENTIRE UNIVERSE NERFED SO CASTY AM ABLE KEEP UP, FOLLOWED BY HAVING UNIVERSE RULES CHANGED AGAIN BECAUSE NERFING BARBARIAN AM BREAKING ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

WIZARD AM NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR CLAIMING THIS FEET, SO CLEARLY BARBARIAN AM WINNER HERE, LIKE ALWAYS. AM ONLY EVER MORE EVIDENCE FOR BARBARIAN/NOT BARBARIAN DESTRUCITY.

Q.E.D. (WHICH AM PHD SPEAK FOR BARBARIAN AM ALWAYS WINNER.)

THAT AM SERIOUSLY JUST ASKING FOR SPELL SUNDER.

FOR REAL.

YO.

BECAUSE WIZARDS AM TIER JUST BELOW BARBARIAN, WHO AM TIER 0.

THAT AM STILL MAKING WIZARDS TIER 1, BARBARIAN GUESS. IF AM FAN OF BEING SECOND PLACE, WIZARD AM OKAY CHOICE.

AM BARBARIAN wrote:

CASTY SMELL LIKE SMUG.

IF AM SEEING PERSON IN RELATIVELY LIGHT TO MODERATE ARMOR OUTSIDE OF SMELL CHECK DISTANCE, AM WALKING AROUND WITH SMUG, AM PROBABLY CASTY. CHARGE. RAGELANCEPOUNCE.

AM LIKE, 2% PROBABILITY OF MONK. AM PROBABLY GOING TO BE FINE.

I wonder how often AM BARBARIAN ragepounces other barbarians, given he's pouncing on people wearing the same armor he is.

AHA. THERE AM RUB.

WIZARD AM GENERALLY WEARING SHIRT BECAUSE WIZARD AM ASHAMED OF FLABBY WIZARD BOD. BARBARIAN? AM NEVER NEED FOR SHIRT. AM SHOWING OFF CLEARLY DEFINED RIPPLING MUSCULATURE ALL DAY, EVERY DAY.

BARBARIAN OPT NOT THINK TOO HARD ABOUT COMPLICATIONS ASSOCIATED WITH RULES WHEN RELATED TO LADYBARIANS AND OR MONKS, WHO AM GENERALLY WEARING SHIRT.

AM BARBARIAN probably never knows what he killed, since they don't get to respond. A wizard corpse and a barbarian corpse behave the same.

THAT AM NOT EVEN CLOSE TO TRUE. BARBARIAN ALWAYS ABLE TELL WHEN BARBARIAN KILL WIZARD BECAUSE WIZARD AM COMPLAINING LOUDLY AND FREQUENTLY ABOUT HOW WIZARD AM TOTALLY SUPPOSED BE PREPARED FOR THAT, HAVE LIKE FIFTY DIFFERENT CONTINGENCY SPELL SET UP, AM ALSO NOT EVEN THERE IN FIRST PLACE PLUS CLEARLY ON PAGE 350 OF RULE BOOK IN SUBSECTION 12 AM SAYING BLAH BLAH BLAH.

AM TAKING MORE THAN 50 SECONDS, SO BARBARIAN SMASH SECOND TIME, EVERY TIME.

CASTY SMELL LIKE SMUG.

IF AM SEEING PERSON IN RELATIVELY LIGHT TO MODERATE ARMOR OUTSIDE OF SMELL CHECK DISTANCE, AM WALKING AROUND WITH SMUG, AM PROBABLY CASTY. CHARGE. RAGELANCEPOUNCE.

AM LIKE, 2% PROBABILITY OF MONK. AM PROBABLY GOING TO BE FINE.

We're all aware that the best melee bulids (non Core) are some 3/4 BAB class with lots and lots of class features (Alchemist, Magus, etc etc)

AH.

HEM.

BARBARIAN CORDIALLY DISAGREE.

THAT AM MEANING FRIEND WHO SUCK MORE THAN KIRBY.

BARBARIAN, MEANWHILE, AM ALWAYS WINNER.

AM NOTHING SAYING AM NOT LEGAL. FIRST PART OF DESTROYER BLESSING AM ONLY CHECKING FOR SUCCESS OF SUNDER CHECK, NOT FOR DAMAGE BEING PUT ON ITEM. THAT AM WHAT SECOND PART AM FOR, WHICH AM HEALING.

IF WANTING TO, MAYBE SUNDER COPPER PIECES 1 AT TIME WITHOUT MERCIFUL, GET HEALING AND SUNDER REFRESH BOTH. AM CHEAPER THAN INFERNAL HEALING WAND, PROBABLY.

REGARDING VIRTUE, VIRTUE AM SPELL THAT AM GRANTING 1 TEMPORARY HP, NO SAVE. BARBARIAN NOT PARTICULARLY SURE HOW NEGATIVE HP AM WORKING ALONGSIDE TEMPORARY HP, BUT AM PRETTY SURE THAT IF BARBARIAN AM HAVING HP LEFT, BARBARIAN AM STILL UP?

BARBARIAN REALLY NOT ACTUALLY SURE WHAT AM HAPPENING IF AM AT 0 OR BELOW HP BUT HAVING 1 OR MORE TEMPORARY HP. BARBARIAN NEED GM RULING ON THIS, FOR AM REALM OF DIRTY FIAT.

YO.

THIS MUCH.

BARBARIAN AM LITERALLY NEVER HAVING THIS PROBLEM, SINCE BARBARIAN AM NOT EVER NORMALLY GETTING LOW ENOUGH HPWISE FOR PROBLEM TO BE BEING HAD.

THAT SAID, CONSIDER VIRTUE. AM GIVING 1 TEMPORARY HP THAT AM NORMALLY LOST FIRST, BUT AM NOT GIVING SAVE THROW SO IF AM ENDING RAGE AM TECHNICALLY HAVING 1 HP. GM AM MAYBE SMACKING WITH BOOK FOR TRYING, THOUGH, BECAUSE STRATEGY AM LIKE GOOD PIZZA: EXTRA CHEESE. OTHER THAN THAT, ONLY REAL OPTION AM BURNING EXTRA RAGE ROUNDS FOR HEALING SPELLS AT HALF EFFECT UNTIL AM ABLE TO JUST BARELY NOT BE SUDDENLY DYING.

AS AM PROGRESSING, CONSIDER GETTING DESTROYER BLESSING FEAT ALONGSIDE MERCIFUL WEAPON AS AM LEVELING UP. MERCIFUL AM LETTING BEAT THE CODSARN SNOT OUT OF EVERYTHING THAT AM IN WAY, ALLOWING FOR TAKING ALIVE OR DEAD. ALSO AM LETTING DEAL NONLETHAL DAMAGE WHEN SUNDER, WHICH AM IMPORTANT. DESTROYER BLESSING FEAT AM ALLOWING BARBARIAN SUNDER, AND ON SUCCESSFUL SUNDER CHECK AM GETTING 1 RAGE ROUND BACK IF AM SMASH WHILE RAGING.

MERCIFUL WEAPON AM ALLOWING BARBARIAN SUNDER OBJECT OF NEARBY HEALER TYPE WHO AM NOT ACTUALLY TAKING ITEM DAMAGE DUE TO MERCIFUL WEAPON ENCHANTMENT WHILE STILL SUCCEEDING ON CHECK BECAUSE BARBARIAN AM AWESOME AND NOT FAILING SUNDER CHECK. THIS AM GIVING BARBARIAN INFINITY TIME OF RAGE AFTER BATTLE AM DYING DOWN FOR CASTY TO CAST PIDDLY D8+1 CLW SPELLS ON BARBARIAN FROM WAND, GET HP UP EVEN AFTER SUPERSTITCHIN SAVES AM HALVING DAMAGE.

ALTERNATIVELY, MIX MERCIFUL WEAPON WITH BOOTS OF THE EARTH, AM GETTING FAST HEALING 1 AS MOVE ACTION UNTIL BARBARIAN MOVE OFF SQUARE BARBARIAN AM SPENDING ACTION ON. STAND AROUND SUNDERING OBJECTS FOR SEVERAL MINUTES, LET RAGE GO.

ONLY PROBLEM AM DEFINITELY ADDITIONAL FATIGUE HANGOVER FROM MULTIPLE BONUS ROUNDS IN RAGE. AM MAYBE CONSIDERING STOCKING UP ON ALLNIGHT, NEGATE FATIGUE PENALTIES. AM NOT LIKE BARBARIAN AM USING SKILLS ANYWAY.

OBLIGATORY STATEMENT ABOUT BARBARIAN BEING TIER 0 AM GOING HERE.

AM NOT LIKE WIZARDS AM EVER SO AWESOME THAT AM FORCING PIZAO NERF ENTIRE GAME UNIVERSE.

Gods get statted, what happens:

1. Ravingdork comes up with a level 10 PC that one-shots one of the deities because 3.5ed is like that a couple years down the development cycle. Lots of "lol Paizo more like Failzo" around.

2. Beckett gets upset that LG deities aren't smarter/stronger than CG deities.

3. AlgaeNymph breaks down because Good deities aren't smarter/wiser/prettier than Evil deities.

4. The Erastil flamewar returns.

5. The Iomedae flamewar returns.

6. Ravingdork kills the second deity. A 2342-post thread "Does Paizo really care about math and balance any more?" goes off with the usual results.

7. James Jacobs regrets doing the whole thing in the first place.

8. A "You've statted the gods, I'm done with Paizo" threads reaches the fifth page. WotC doesn't mind.

9. CET wakes up, Gorbacz sees the flames. He dons the asbestos suit and wades in, which ends like it always does.

10. Tacticslion posts a nice eulogy for the idea and asks what's the next great thing to happen.

ALSO BARBARIAN SMASH GOD, DECLARE SELF WINNER.

DOTTING.

IN SPAAAAAACE.