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10 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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Freehold DM wrote:

takes out all manner of measuring equipment

DeathQuaker wrote:
This is not the thread to have a dick measuring contest over who has best advice/knowledge.


shoves measuring equipment back into the basement, dejectedly

Is that a brannock device in your basement, or are you just happy it's winter?

Freehold DM wrote:
kicks rock

Great idea! {1d4 ⇒ 3 ice weasels kick Kid Rock}

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Gary Teter wrote:
Where are all the dishes?!

Cal washed them.

And 1d4 ⇒ 1 ice weasels would like you to stop drinking from the milk carton.

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Freehold DM wrote:
Woran wrote:
Ive only ever seen Gundam Wing
fills bottles with tears, mails to Deathquaker

1d4 ⇒ 1 ice weasels kinda want to open a restaurant named Gundam Wild Wings now.

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Limeylongears wrote:
You could have a chainsmoking hedgehog with a cold hidden in your garden.

1d4 ⇒ 4 of us vote to name him Benson.

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Selene Spires wrote:

So anymore more questions for me?

Also...I need a hug... :(

{pugpiles on the hug}

Can we eat whatever/whomever it is that's vexing you?

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thejeff wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
Yeah. Stupid me. Gram, not liter. So it's kilocalorie per degree C. As you say: A liter costs you 17 kcal to get up to body temperature from 20C. Compared to the 1000-1500 kcal you eat per day, it's pretty insignificant. Add in that drinking more than six liters or so during a day is pretty dangerous, and the lake water (and turtle urine) is not the optimal weight loss program.

What if I consume all my water in the form of ice. It takes even more energy for the phase change than to warm it to body temperature?

How about freezing all the rest of my food too?

Frozen chocolate bars are less calories than room temperature ones!

1d4 ⇒ 2 of us think we should sell out and write an Eat Everything Frozen diet book. Then we can make the rounds of daytime talk shows and marginally reputable "doctor" shows... and eat the hosts.

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1d4 ⇒ 1 of us blame Cosmo for not enough overturned snowmobiles.

Ha ha! I'm up to 205 aliases!

{checks Captain Yesterday alias count} 489 aliases?! [Samuel J Jackson] <MUCH SWEARING CENSORED> [/Samuel L Jackson]

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1d4 ⇒ 3 of us say "Snow! Wheeeeeeeee!"

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Vanykrye wrote:
MageHunter wrote:

Easy... O-Cayenne?

I'm not proud of that...

Aren't you supposed to be buried in snow right now? Who let you out?

1d4 ⇒ 1 of us were going to eat him, but his flesh looked tough and gristle-y. So Darryl #2 used his smartphone to order us some delivery from Applebee's. The driver was pretty tasty.