1d4 ⇒ 2 of us think we should sell out and write an Eat Everything Frozen diet book. Then we can make the rounds of daytime talk shows and marginally reputable "doctor" shows... and eat the hosts.
1d4 ⇒ 1 of us were going to eat him, but his flesh looked tough and gristle-y. So Darryl #2 used his smartphone to order us some delivery from Applebee's. The driver was pretty tasty.