Outpost V - GM Valen's PFS 0-17 Perils of the Pirate Pact (Inactive)

Game Master Lysle

Driskarr let's out a screaming caw!(Like an eagle goin after prey?) I guess that's what a raging bird sounds like lol Then begins to tear into the pirates. I will start with the injured one first(green) and if he falls will move to the blue one.
Rage Peck: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25
Damage: 1d3 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Rage Gore: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (19) + 11 = 30
Damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
Rage Claw 1: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (17) + 11 = 28
Damage: 1d3 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Rage Claw 2: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (13) + 11 = 24
Damage: 1d3 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

Driskarr let's out a screaming caw!(Like an eagle goin after prey?) I guess that's what a raging bird sounds like lol Then begins to tear into the pirates. I will start with the injured one first(green) and if he falls will move to the blue one.

The tengu tends twice to one attacker (green) 'til they tumble to the deck.

A pair of claws tear into another (blue), nearly dropping the boarder.

RIVER BATTLE! - Round Two Cont'd!

PCs in bold may act

Jaako -4 HP
Lauranna
River thugs archers (black, green, purple)
Zzorn
Driskar
Koani
Sirius
River thug archer (blue) - 20 HP (hanging from lanyard)
River thug archer (red) -12 HP (in the drink)
River thug archer (yellow)
River thug swordsman (blue) -17 HP
River thug swordsmen (red, yellow)
River thug swordsman (green) -29 HP
River thug swordsman (black)
River thug swordsman (purple)

"The ship set ground on the shore of this
Uncharted desert isle"

can Blarg cut one of the ropes? I'm not sure if the attack trick would be good enough.

can Blarg cut one of the ropes? I'm not sure if the attack trick would be good enough.

The scenario says, "anyone can take a standard action to use a bladed weapon to cut a grapnel line."

I would say a successful Demolish trick would be enough to cut the grapnel line.

Sirius looks up from his handiwork chopping ropes...straight up into the face of a sabre-rattling pirate. His eyes go from the face...to the sword...and back again.

"Welcome aboard, swabby," He greets the unsolicited shipmate. "As you can see, I am working here..."

Improved Dirty Trick to entangle vs Yellow Peril: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26

"...BUT, your contribution is very much appreciated!" He finishes, as Sirius raises his hand to his assailant's eye-level to show its contents: The raider's own belt. Any who dare to look down will see the poor pirate's pantaloons now lie heavily around his ankles.

I wonder what he wears under there? Only the DM can say....

Koani instructs Blarg to go cut one of the lines.

push, bonus for animal companion: 1d20 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 6 + 4 = 11

The little dinosaur is too busy sniffing at a pile of rope to obey.

Koani takes a small step back and then shoots at the nearest raider.

attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (11) + 11 = 22
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

Sirus pants a pirate!

Koani pierces a pirate!

Blarg sniffs.

The river thug hanging from the lanyard (blue) begins to climb.
Climb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16 She only advances about five feet up the side of the ship.

The one in the drink (red) swims for the Scrag Fisher.
Swim: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23
Climb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
She attempts to climb aboard, but makes no progress.

One of the archers (yellow) targets Sirus.
Ranged (shortbow): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Damage (P): 1d6 ⇒ 6
Confirm?: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

One of the thugs with a sword (blue) swings at Driskar.
5 ft.Step
Melee (mwk scimitar): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25
Damage (P): 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Confirm?: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
Damage (P): 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Depantsed, another (yellow) also swings at his depantser.
Melee (mwk scimitar): 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 6 - 2 = 8
Damage (P): 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

One of the thugs (red) sets foot on the deck and lunges at Jakko.
5 ft.Step
Melee (mwk scimitar): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Damage (P): 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

This makes way for another boarder (purple), who rushes across the plank and does the same.
Move
Melee (mwk scimitar): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Damage (P): 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Quite literally

The sword-wielding thug on board the other ship (black) takes a swipe at Gaius.
Melee (mwk scimitar): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15
Damage (P): 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

RIVER BATTLE! - Round Three Begins!

PCs in bold may act

Jaako -4 HP
Lauranna
River thugs archers (black, green, purple)
Zzorn
Driskar -12 HP
Koani
Sirius -6 HP
River thug archer (blue) - 20 HP (hanging from lanyard)
River thug archer (red) -12 HP (in the drink)
River thug archer (yellow)
River thug swordsman (blue) -17 HP
River thug swordsman (yellow)
River thug swordsman (red) -10 HP
River thug swordsman (purple)
River thug swordsman (black)

"The Millionaire doo doo doo du doo doo,
And his wife doo doo doo du doo doo."

More enthralling performance. 5-foot steps, draw earthbreaker.

"The Millionaire doo doo doo du doo doo,

And his wife doo doo doo du doo doo."

More enthralling performance. 5-foot steps, draw earthbreaker.

Lauranna has observed that at least one member of her audience has been attacked and/or subjected to some other overtly hostile act.

Jaakko swing at red thug second time now with more accuracy.

+1 flail: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17
damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9

Lauranna has observed that at least one member of her audience has been attacked and/or subjected to some other overtly hostile act.

"I KNOW!" Lauranna shoots some serious negative energy damage side-eye at each of her companions. ಠ_ಠ

Well obviously I should just stand over here, and wait until they are done then.

Still at work. I'll figure something out after when I can get to a computer. Until then talk amongst yourselves, I'll provide a topic. Peanuts. They are not nuts and actually are closer to peas. Discuss.

If you move on just assume she readies to bash someone through the deck with her earthbreaker if they get too close.

"The Millionaire doo doo doo du doo doo,

And his wife doo doo doo du doo doo."

Lauranna brings the tune.

Jaakko swing at red thug second time now with more accuracy.

Jaako brings the beat.

One of the archers (black) turns her bow towards the boarder on her ship.
River archer thug (black), ranged (shortbow: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 - 4 = 20
Damage (P): 1d6 ⇒ 2
Confirm Crit?: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 - 4 = 11

Another archers (green) fires an arrow at the dinosaur.
River archer thug (green), ranged (shortbow: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 - 4 = 2
Damage (P): 1d6 ⇒ 4

Not spotting a clear shot, a third (purple), steps cautiously down from her perch, then fires an arrow at the wounded Sirius.
River archer thug (purple), ranged (shortbow: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 - 4 = 7
Damage (P): 1d6 ⇒ 2

RIVER BATTLE! - Round Three Cont'd!

PCs in bold may act

Jaako -4 HP
Lauranna
River thugs archers (black, green, purple)
Zzorn -2 HP
Driskar -12 HP
Koani
Sirius -6 HP
River thug archer (blue) - 20 HP (hanging from lanyard)
River thug archer (red) -12 HP (in the drink)
River thug archer (yellow)
River thug swordsman (blue) -17 HP
River thug swordsman (yellow)
River thug swordsman (red) -19 HP
River thug swordsman (purple)
River thug swordsman (black)

Deflect Arrows feat kicks in.

Zzorn grabs the arrow in midair before it hits him, and tosses it in the river, wagging his finger at the offending archer. "You're next, bad archer lady, but now, I must deal with Beardo over here!"

Free: Rage; Standard: Breaker Rush (Greater Bull Rush); Swift: armored vigor (+2 temp HPs); Move: moving 6 squares towards black archer

Breaker Rush vs. Black beard guy, Greater Bull Rush: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (20) + 17 = 37 vs. CMD
Success: bludgeoning dmg: 12 = 12 + target is pushed back 5 feet; for every 5 by which the attack exceeds CMD target pushed back an additional 5 feet. (hopefully enough to send him far into the waters below...)

Map updated; I assumed a CMD 37 exceeds by at least 10; i.e. 15 feet away from Zzorn, but if more please add extra squares as applicable

AC 23 due to rage; HP: 77/77; Temp HP: 2/2

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Breaker Rush CONFIRM CRIT: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (13) + 17 = 30 vs. CMD
Success: additional bludgeoning dmg: 12 = 12

Driskarr l, in a feral rage, continues his onslaught on the remaining thugs, starting with blue and continuing to yellow if blue falls. Rage+Power Attack
Raging Peck/ PA: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 11 - 2 = 23
Damage/ PA: 1d3 + 7 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 7 + 4 = 12
Raging Gore/ PA: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 11 - 2 = 11
Damage/ PA: 1d8 + 7 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 7 + 4 = 19
Raging Claw 1/ PA: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 11 - 2 = 25
Damage/ PA: 1d3 + 7 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 7 + 4 = 14
Raging Claw 2: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 11 - 2 = 26
Damage: 1d3 + 7 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 7 + 4 = 13

"*gasp* You hit me! You actually shot me...!"

It's a rare occasion indeed when Sirius Sa'luk gets hit with an arrow - making the most of his own numbing shock, he lashes out at the raiders' nearest remaining tether before making a short retreat.

I chop another grapnel.

Deflect Arrows feat kicks in.

Corrected below.

Zzorn grabs the arrow in midair before it hits him, and tosses it in the river, wagging his finger at the offending archer. "You're next, bad archer lady, but now, I must deal with Beardo over here!"

"Beardo" flies back 15 feet before dropping into the water below. However, he unconscious before he even hits the water.

18 CMD

Driskarr l, in a feral rage, continues his onslaught on the remaining thugs...

The tengu topples the thug (blue) with his first strike, then turns to the other [ooc[(yellow)[/ooc]. Missing with his next strike, he connects with a third and a fourth, dropping a second thug.

"*gasp* You hit me! You actually shot me...!"

It's a rare occasion indeed when Sirius Sa'luk gets hit with an arrow - making the most of his own numbing shock, he lashes out at the raiders' nearest remaining tether before making a short retreat.

I chop another grapnel.

The tension from the sliced grapnel sends the two halves snapping away into into the river.

RIVER BATTLE! - Round Three Cont'd!

PCs in bold may act

Jaako -4 HP
Lauranna
River thugs archers (black, green, purple)
Zzorn
Driskar -12 HP
Koani
Sirius -6 HP
River thug archer (blue) - 20 HP (hanging from lanyard)
River thug archer (red) -12 HP (in the drink)
River thug archer (yellow)
River thug swordsman (blue) -29 HP
River thug swordsman (yellow) -27 HP
River thug swordsman (red) -19 HP
River thug swordsman (purple)
River thug swordsman (black) -24 HP

Terrain Rules: Jumping the gap between ships requires a successful Acrobatics check (DC 10)—assuming one does not get a 20 feet running start. This area of the river is roughly twenty feet deep and the waters are calm. Anyone falling overboard can make a DC 15 Reflex save to grab onto a lanyard before hitting the waterline. Once in the river, reaching the hull of one of the ships and maintaining oneself above the waves requires a single DC 10 Swim check. Climbing back on board takes a DC 15 Climb check.

There are a total of two remaining grapnels holding the two ships together—anyone can take a standard action to use a bladed weapon to cut a grapnel line.

The little dinosaur is too busy pushing his nose at Koani to request scratches.

Koani again instructs Blarg to go cut one of the lines.

push, bonus for animal companion: 1d20 + 6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 4 = 16

Koani sighs, realizing her little dino is too cute to be annoyed with, and looses another arrow.

attack on purple: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (11) + 11 = 22
damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9

Oops, I just remembered that the bad guys were are blurred!
Miss chance<21%: 1d100 ⇒ 83

Koani pierces one of the thugs.

One of the thugs (blue) slowly and painfully climbs back towards the deck.
Climb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20

Another (red) also attempts to pull herself out of the water.
Climb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12
Climb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

She makes no progress.

With Driskar now standing alone, unengaged, one of the archers (yellow) turns her to target the tengu.
River thug archer (yellow), Ranged (shortbow) v Driskar: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
Damage (P): 1d6 ⇒ 1

Noting the dino does not follow orders well, two more thugs (red & purple) try to box in Jaako.
Each takes a 5 ft. step. Red readies to strike with flank
The two attack simultaneously.
River thug (red), Melee (mwk scimitar), w/flank v. Jaako: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 6 + 2 = 19
Damage (S) w/sneak attack: 1d6 + 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (3) + 2 + (2) = 7
River thug (purple), Melee (mwk scimitar), w/flank v. Jaako: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 6 + 2 = 14
Damage (S) w/sneak attack: 1d6 + 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 2 + (1) = 5

RIVER BATTLE! - Round Four Begins!

PCs in bold may act

Jaako -11 HP
Lauranna
River thugs archers (black, green, purple)
Zzorn
Driskar -13 HP
Koani
Sirius -6 HP
River thug archer (blue) - 20 HP (hanging from lanyard)
River thug archer (red) -12 HP (in the drink)
River thug archer (yellow)
River thug swordsman (red) -19 HP
River thug swordsman (purple) -9 HP

Terrain Rules: Jumping the gap between ships requires a successful Acrobatics check (DC 10)—assuming one does not get a 20 feet running start. This area of the river is roughly twenty feet deep and the waters are calm.

Jaakko steps away from other thug and hits the red back.

+1 flail: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Annoyed that her allies have spoiled what looked to be a fun boarding party, she begins guilt-tripping them trying to ferret out what if any thought process they may have been using when they interupted her second-level spell. This of course infuriates them causing them to fight all the harder.

Inspire courage guilt/annoyance An affected ally receives a +1 morale bonus on saving throws against charm and fear effects and a +1 competence bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls.

Even with the added guilt and annoyance for Lauranna, Jaako fails to stab his foe.

Faced with a boarder, who has avoided their arrows, two of the archers (black and purple) drop their bows. Working together, the two attempt to flank the bullrushing Pathfinder.

One (black) draws her blade. (Readied action)

The other (purple) attempts to slip past Zzorn into position.
Would provoke, but I could not find any indication that Zzorn has a weapon drawn.

Once there, the other (black( moves forward and the two strike nearly in unison.
River thug archer (black), Melee (mwk scimitar), w/flank v. Zzorn: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 6 + 2 = 17
Damage (S) w/sneak attack: 1d6 + 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 2 + (6) = 10
River thug archer (purple), Melee (mwk scimitar), w/flank v. Zzorn: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 6 + 2 = 16
Damage (S) w/sneak attack: 1d6 + 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + 2 + (3) = 6

With Driskar now standing alone, unengaged, another of the archers (green) turns her to target the tengu.
River thug archer (green), Ranged (shortbow) v Driskar: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
Damage (P): 1d6 ⇒ 5

RIVER BATTLE! - Round Four Cont'd!

PCs in bold may act

Jaako -11 HP
Lauranna
River thugs archers (black, purple, green)
Zzorn
Driskar -13 HP
Koani
Sirius -6 HP
River thug archer (blue) - 20 HP (hanging from lanyard)
River thug archer (red) -12 HP (in the drink)
River thug archer (yellow)
River thug swordsman (red) -19 HP
River thug swordsman (purple) -9 HP

Terrain Rules: Jumping the gap between ships requires a successful Acrobatics check (DC 10)—assuming one does not get a 20 feet running start. This area of the river is roughly twenty feet deep and the waters are calm.

In battle Zzorn always has his falchion and buckler readied as per stats; sorry if I wasn't clear on this

Zzorn tries to slash at the archer with the purple scarf as it moves past him.

AoO vs. Purple, +1 falchion: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (14) + 13 = 27
magic slashing dmg: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (3, 3) + 10 = 16

He then tries to slam it into the ship's forecastle.

Free: Rage; Standard: Breaker Rush (Greater Bull Rush); Free: 5-ft step north

Breaker Rush vs. Purple archer, Greater Bull Rush: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (18) + 17 = 35 vs. CMD
Success: bludgeoning dmg: 12 = 12 + target is pushed back 5 feet; for every 5 by which the attack exceeds CMD target pushed back an additional 5 feet.

Map updated; I assumed a CMD 35 exceeds by at least 5; i.e. 10 feet away from Zzorn and into the wall of the forecastle

AC 23 due to rage; HP: 77/77; Temp HP: 2/2

"So you see a problem and what's your first response? Hit it. Except you can't because they all look like you're drunk when you try." Lauranna says continuing to berate the others to new heights of antagonism.

Friendly reminder...

Inspire courage guilt/annoyance An affected ally receives a +1 morale bonus on saving throws against charm and fear effects and a +1 competence bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls.

In battle Zzorn always has his falchion and buckler readied as per stats; sorry if I wasn't clear on this

Zzorn tries to slash at the archer with the purple scarf as it moves past him.

[dice=AoO vs. Purple, +1 falchion]1d20+13
[dice=magic slashing dmg]2d4+10

He then tries to slam it into the ship's forecastle.

Free: Rage; Standard: Breaker Rush (Greater Bull Rush); Free: 5-ft step north

Lauranna does some air math, sighs, throws her arms up and says "Why do I even bother?"

Koani tries again telling her naughty little dinosaur to slash a rope.

handle animal companion: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28

The little dinosaur rushes forward to slash a rope. It must be a bad rope, since his Koani told him to slash it. Bad rope, bad!

Koani then looses another arrow.

attack: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (2) + 11 = 13

Sirius now realizes he's gotten hemmed in; he does not like that, he does not like that at all.

With a twist of his wrist, and a glint of steel...

masterwork kukri, annoyed! VS Redbeard: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29
THREAT!: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (13) + 10 = 23 Surely that's a...
CRITICAL HIT!: 2d4 + 12 ⇒ (2, 4) + 12 = 18

Acrobatics to thereafter step backwards onto the jolly-boat and safely make my way to the final grapnel: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (12) + 12 = 24

...I'll let the DM illustrate THAT for us! 8)

Zzorn tries to slash at the archer with the purple scarf as it moves past him.

He then tries to slam it into the ship's forecastle.

Both efforts are successful and the archer thug (purple) crumples lifelessly to the deck.

The little dinosaur rushes forward to slash a rope. It must be a bad rope, since his Koani told him to slash it. Bad rope, bad!

Per Koani's command, the rope finally gets what is coming to it and the line snaps under the dino's sharp teeth! Only a single grapnel tethers the two ships to one another.

Koani's arrow narrowly misses its mark.

Sirius now realizes he's gotten hemmed in; he does not like that, he does not like that at all.

With a twist of his wrist, and a glint of steel...

The thug (red) gives a smile, believing he has the better of the sylph. But his grin turns to gritted teeth as he feels a sudden warmth fill his beard. It is only when he steps back to see its source that he feels the steel blade exit the fresh wound in his neck. He does not feel the sensation long as he is dead before he even hits the wooden boards below.

One of the thugs (blue) tries to slowly and painfully climb back towards the deck.
Climb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

Her wounds halt her efforts.

Another (red) resumes her efforts to pull herself out of the water.
Climb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17
Climb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

She crests the bow of the ship.

One of the archers (yellow) drops her bow and draws her scimitar, trying to prevail where her ally had failed. She stabs at the Zzorn.
River thug archer (yellow), Melee (mwk scimitar) v. Zzorn: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (14) + 6 = 20
Damage (S): 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Another thug (purple) moves to threaten Lauranna and Koani.
5 ft. step.
He then lunges for a target. 1 Blarg, 2 Koani, 3 Lauraan: 1d3 ⇒ 2

River thug swordsman (yellow), Melee (mwk scimitar): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Damage (S): 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

RIVER BATTLE! - Round Five Begins!

PCs in bold may act

Jaako -11 HP
Lauranna
River thugs archers (black, green)
River thug archer (purple) -28 HP
Zzorn
Driskar -13 HP
Koani -6 HP
Sirius -6 HP
River thug archer (blue) - 20 HP (hanging from lanyard)
River thug archer (red) -12 HP
River thug archer (yellow)
River thug swordsman (red) -37 HP
River thug swordsman (purple) -9 HP

Terrain Rules: Jumping the gap between ships requires a successful Acrobatics check (DC 10)—assuming one does not get a 20 feet running start. This area of the river is roughly twenty feet deep and the waters are calm.

Koani then looses another arrow.

Lauranna just can't seem to stop shaking her head in disappointment. Buffs she thinks, the holiday fruit cake of abilities.

She swings her huge metal club around, but her heart obviously isn't into it as she smashesh the ship's gunnel.

**koff! koff!** blurry 20% miss chance: 1d100 ⇒ 44 ;)

+1 earthbreaker v purple (flank, inspired): 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11 damage: 2d6 + 5 ⇒ (2, 2) + 5 = 9

"Oh well, you guys seem to have all this in hand. I'll just head to my bunk. Call me when dinner's ready. Here, if anyone actually wants it."

Inspire courage guilt/annoyance An affected ally receives a +1 morale bonus on saving throws against charm and fear effects and a +1 competence bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls.

"Lemme know if you need any healing." she says in a tone meant to twist the knife deeper.

Jaakko runs to plank and smashes archer but she doesn't even have to evade.

+1 flail: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

"Oh well, you guys seem to have all this in hand. I'll just head to my bunk. Call me when dinner's ready. Here, if anyone actually wants it."

"Lemme know if you need any healing." she says in a tone meant to twist the knife deeper.

Wait, when did they make the Jewish Mother prestige-class Society-legal???

Lauranna Cindel wrote:

"Oh well, you guys seem to have all this in hand. I'll just head to my bunk. Call me when dinner's ready. Here, if anyone actually wants it."

"Lemme know if you need any healing." she says in a tone meant to twist the knife deeper.

Wait, when did they make the Jewish Mother prestige-class Society-legal???

I just want to point out that even you forgot to include the buff. XD

Oy vey! It's not a prestige class. In the Core Rules they're called 'bards'.

Sorry guys I didn't see that I was up. With the immediate threats around him neutralized Driskarr drops his rage, draws his rapier and goes for the last grapnel. Fatigued for 1 minute
Rapier vs Grapnel: 1d20 + 10 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 10 + 1 - 2 = 241d6 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 = 7

Jaako and Lauranna miss their marks.

Driskarr cuts the last grapnel. The release of tension and the waves on the river drive the two boats apart.
Drift 5 ft., so 10 ft. currently between the two boats.

Now reflected on map on Slides.

The two boarding planks plummet into the water.

Jaako, who was on one of the planks, tries to leap to one of the ships.
Jaako, Reflex: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28

He does so with ease, maintaining his footing easily.
@Jaako may choose to be on either the Scrag Fisher or the Waverender.

One of the former archers (black) lunges at Zzorn with her scimitar!
River thug archer (black), Melee (mwk scimitar) v. Zzorn w/flank: 1d20 + 6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 6 + 2 = 12
Damage (S) w/sneak: 1d6 + 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (6) + 2 + (3) = 11

One of the archers still holding a bow (green) fires at Jaako (whichever boat he ends up on)

River thug archer (green), Ranged (shortbow) v Jaako: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Damage (P): 1d6 ⇒ 6

RIVER BATTLE! - Round Five Cont'd!

PCs in bold may act

Jaako -11 HP
Lauranna
River thugs archers (black, green)
Zzorn
Driskar -13 HP
Koani -6 HP
Sirius -6 HP
River thug archer (blue) - 20 HP (hanging from lanyard)
River thug archer (red) -12 HP
River thug archer (yellow)
River thug swordsman (purple) -9 HP

@Lauranna: apologies for overlooking your buff; usually the GM puts them in the initiative tracker to make them 'official' so I wasn't sure they were active or not yet...

Inspired by Lauranna's song, Zzorn sidesteps to the northwest and then tries to tackle the yellow-haired archer overboard.

Free: Rage; Free: 5 ft. step; Standard: Breaker Rush (Greater Bull Rush)

Breaker Rush vs. Yellow archer, Greater Bull Rush, IC: 1d20 + 17 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 17 + 1 = 30 vs. CMD
Success: bludgeoning dmg, IC: 12 + 1 = 13 + target is pushed back 5 feet; for every 5 by which the attack exceeds CMD target pushed back an additional 5 feet.

Map updated; I assumed a CMD 30 exceeds by at least 5; i.e. 10 feet away from Zzorn and into the water below

AC 23 due to rage; HP: 77/77; Temp HP: 2/2

@Lauranna: apologies for overlooking your buff; usually the GM puts them in the initiative tracker to make them 'official' so I wasn't sure they were active or not yet...

No worries. This is not an unexpected issue in Mathfinder, for supporting characters and it plays into the Lauranna's role as a comedic, 4th wall-breaker. ;)

Seeing as his work at the fore was done just as he got there, Sirius heads aft again...

VS Purple Pirate:
Sleight of Hand Skill Unlock: 1d20 ⇒ 1
Combat Swipe, flank, annoyed: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (8) + 13 = 21

...and snatches the remaining boarder's wine ration right off his belt!

Koani asks her fierce little dinosaur to attack the enemy remaining on the party's ship.

I'll wait to see if that takes down the bad guy before finishing Koani's turn...

The little dinosaur obliges by biting and scratching. His Koani told him to get the bad one, so the bad one must be very bad. Grr, grr, grr. Get the bad one his Koani told him to get.

bite, inspire: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 9 + 1 = 21
damage, inspire: 1d4 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 = 5

claw 1: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 9 + 1 = 15
damage: 1d6 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 + 1 = 8

claw 2: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (20) + 9 + 1 = 30
claw 2 crit confirm: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 9 + 1 = 24
damage, critical: 2d6 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (2, 3) + 2 + 2 = 9

Inspired by Lauranna's song, Zzorn sidesteps to the northwest and then tries to tackle the yellow-haired archer overboard.

River thug archer (yellow), miss chance<21%: 1d100 ⇒ 9

Zzorn is thwarted by the blurry frame of his foe.

Sirius helps himself to some wine, but no more.

The little dinosaur obliges by biting and scratching. His Koani told him to get the bad one, so the bad one must be very bad. Grr, grr, grr. Get the bad one his Koani told him to get.

River thug swordsman (purple), miss chance<21%: 1d100 ⇒ 24

Putting the "dine" in dino, or perhaps just the "die", Blarg the Dinosaur decidedly destroys the desperado!

RIVER BATTLE! - Round Five Cont'd!

Bad Guy Buffs: blur
Pathfinder Buffs: inspire courage +1

PCs in bold may act

Jaako -11 HP
Lauranna
River thugs archers (black, green)
Zzorn
Driskar -13 HP
Koani -6 HP (remainder of turn)
Sirius -6 HP
River thug archer (blue) - 20 HP (hanging from lanyard)
River thug archer (red) -12 HP
River thug archer (yellow)
River thug swordsman (purple) -31 HP

Koani repositions herself and then shoots at the yellow-hatted thug on the other ship to make it easier for her team-mate to get back on their ship.

attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32
confirm: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (15) + 12 = 27

damage: 3d8 + 12 ⇒ (3, 5, 1) + 12 = 21

Koani repositions herself and then shoots at the yellow-hatted thug on the other ship to make it easier for her team-mate to get back on their ship.

River thug archer (yellow), miss chance<21%: 1d100 ⇒ 73

Koani takes down the thug with a single shot!

RIVER BATTLE! - Round Five Cont'd!

Bad Guy Buffs: blur
Pathfinder Buffs: inspire courage +1

PCs in bold may act

Jaako -11 HP
Lauranna
River thugs archers (black, green)
Zzorn
Driskar -13 HP
Koani -6 HP
Sirius -6 HP
River thug archer (blue) - 20 HP (hanging from lanyard)
River thug archer (red) -12 HP
River thug archer (yellow) -21 HP

BOTTING Driskar - No post in 24+ hours

Driskar pauses to consider a course of action.
Delay

The most injured thug still conscious attempts to climb up the boat.
River thug archer (blue), Climb: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (19) + 6 = 25

Another (River thug archer (red)) having crested the bow of the ship, climbs aboard and retrieves her bow from the deck.

RIVER BATTLE! - Round Six Begins!

Bad Guy Buffs: blur
Pathfinder Buffs: inspire courage +1

PCs in bold may act

Jaako -11 HP
Lauranna
River thugs archers (black, green)
Zzorn
Driskar -13 HP (Delay)
Koani -6 HP
Sirius -6 HP
River thug archer (blue) - 20 HP (hanging from lanyard, 7 feet above waterline)
River thug archer (red) -12 HP