Wrath of the Righteous- Beer and Pretzels (Inactive)

Game Master drbuzzard

"Dude, you're never going to get those stains out of your gloves."

"Or the smell... "

"And it will never get the Justice off his ugly face!" answers the manly protector as he turns to face the next on line for a beating.

Uelarik waits for the others to finish off the remaining roach. "Vermin stand no chance against us. The demons may have taken Kenebras, but we have defeated the roaches! Huzzah!"

Uelarik sighs and looks around for anything of value in the area.

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

"I don't think we killed all the roaches."

Yes, there are 2 left.

Warren steps up and attacks the roach next to Tanrov "Let's clean up the many legged mess and then we can clean ourselves."

Scimitar: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10 Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

While I appreciate your enthusiasm to keep things moving, the roaches do get to go before you go again.

Roach on Marcus:
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 16 damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2 hit

Roach on Tanrov:
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 5 damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2 miss

Now, the PCs are up (Kevin-I'll count your roll since you missed and I'm mean).

"You jumpy little annoyance.. I got you this time.. YaaaaaaaaAAA!."

Tanrov bring the hammer up in a teardrop loop and then down again at the Roach

Earthbreaker: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

Earthbreaker Damage: 2d6 + 7 ⇒ (1, 6) + 7 = 14

Big Splat, with chunky and crunchy bits ejected all over the place. Tanrov and Kevin are quite grimed up with roach innards.

Molitor takes a 5' step to engage the roach on Marcus and swings his greataxe two-handed.

greataxe: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22

damage: 1d12 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

"Say it with me now ... they check in, but ..."

And Molitor, finally getting to the fight, finishes it by chopping down the roach.

Combat over.

Behind the warriors, the sound of clapping rings off the cavern walls. Xandarian, holding his light mace under his armpit, applaudes the defenders.
"Boy! You guys are useful! Good job on the bugs! Anybody seriously hurt?"

Since you are all just looting hobos, I'll assume you search the place for booty (no, not that, get your mind out of the gutter).

A thorough search of the room turns up a torn bedroll, three candle stubs (each can burn for 30 minutes), a bent fishhook, 10 feet of badly frayed hemp rope, and a copper brooch depicting a bat perched on a mushroom— both of the bat’s eyes are tiny amethysts.

While the searching is done, you have time to heal up if anyone actually got hurt.

Not having prestidigitation to clean himself with, Tanriv will use water and rags to clean off the roach bits that help redufe the foul roach smell on him.

"Ah such a disgusting scent, it fills my nose."

Uelarik smiles grimly as the others clean themselves of the gore. "Well done my friends."

He then squints as he looks down the passage. "We must keep moving. The fate of Kenabres hangs in the balance."

"Does Kenabres need exterminators? 'cause we're some damn fine exterminators."

Kevin grimaces and cleans off his scimitar and then begins to clean the grime off himself, "Demon exterminators. But first I must get cleaned up. Looks like we're going that way." as he points do the tunnel.

I had a feeling I was early but figured you would use it when my turn came. I knew it was going to be 10+ hours before I could post so I got one in before work."

"I'll take a look .... come running if you hear screams"

Molitor will scout the passage east.

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

stealth: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (13) + 0 = 13

Several mounds of rock lie in heaps in this cavern, recently fallen from the walls and ceiling. Now and then, bits of dust settle from cracks in the stone above.

Are you going in or just looking?

Marcus takes his time to clean the bugs' goo from his gauntlets using the torn bedroll.

As the others comment on Kenabres' need of exterminators, Marcus raises an eyebrow "Justice. Kenabres needs justice and oustanding fellows decided to defend it." he says, his eyes filled with duty and determination. "And maybe some exterminators, the amount of vermin is ashtounding."

When Molitor scouts the passage, Marcus enters it.

Marcus, keep in mind you are down 3 HP (from the roaches) and nobody has healed you.

As you move into the room, you snakes slither out of the rubble and attack you.

(surprise round)
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 20 damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1 hit

to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 19 damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3 hit

you need to make 2 fort saves DC 13

init
init: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

Actual HP is.... 9/16. Just so I remember it.

The guard glares at the snakes that just bit him as sneaky little cowards. Even with his back towards his companions, they can feel him frown. Frown hard. Frown real hard.

Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

Moving faster than the snakes, the guard throws two fast punches at the first snakeTargetting #1 . "You two will regret the day you slithered into my way."

Right jab: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Left smash: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
Damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Marcus lands two left hooks (one with each hand) and the snake looks to be rather under the weather(and Kenabres), but it still moves.

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

If Uelarik hears the fighting he alerts the others and moves to assist.

Init: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30

Markus is about a quiet as a marching band, so you have no trouble hearing the combat.

"Why did it have to be snakes!" Molitor calls out as he charges #2.

initiative: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9

charge attack: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 4 + 2 = 24

damage: 1d12 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

Initiative: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Tanrov is slowwwwwww to reacttt and thus shall wait til after the snakes

Molitor rushes up and cuts a snake in half. Apparently the snake really pissed him off.

"Moliated!!!"

Following close behind the defenders with the wounded, Xandarian hears the sounds of battle down the newly discovered cavern.
Initative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
With the other wounded slowing him down, the taladane looks ahead to see the ruckus.
Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Looks the the loud city guard got bit by that snake.
"Hey, Punchy McPunchface! Kill the snake, then come here so I can treat your wounds, stupid!"

Upon hear the combat Kevin says, "Doesn't anyone know to wait for the group before starting a fight?"

He then runs forward to assist in the fight.

Init: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19

Uelarik will move forward and fire on the remaining snake.

attack: 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 - 4 = 10
damage: 1d8 ⇒ 5

"He's in a hurry" Molitor answers Kevin as he points a thumb at Marcus.

Tanrov will double move to behind Marcus so he can be ready to act next round if he is most unlikely needed.

"You go get em big man.. break that snakes teeth."

The remaining snake tries to bite Marcus McFister

to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 12 damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

but it misses and expires

combat over

Xandarian walks up to Marcus to examine the snake bite.
Heal: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25

As Xandarian is examining Marcus

"I see you are quite the dedicated healer friend, Pharasma has granted me some small ability at casting healing spells, if you need assistance I can help."

He then looks around the snake room to see if there is anything useful

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

Xan: Are you trying tread deadly wound or treat poison? If the former, he only gains 1 HP? (you lack a healer kit so you are at -2 and it takes an hour). If the latter he made his saves.

You search the room full of rubble and dead snakes, and there is nothing of note.

The merchant dbag grumbles about something for the sake of grumbling.

There is a passage leading further east.

I'll assume you move on (Xan's answer doesn't have much bearing on the next move since you are all on the railroad anyway)

You head down the passage and come to a branch. The passage makes a T here either going north or south. The northern passage is more narrow (5' wide) and there is a green glow coming from that direction. The southern passage is dark like the rest of this area (and is 10' wide).

"I see you are quite the dedicated healer friend, Pharasma has granted me some small ability at casting healing spells, if you need assistance I can help."

"Not really, tiefling", comments Xandarian. "I'm prefer to drink, praise Cayden, f^(*, and take hard drugs, and not necessarily in that order. But when Cayden Cailean tells you to go fight the Worldwound, you go and fight the Worldwound. Besides, if you lunkheads die, that means I'll have to do my share of fighting and tending the wounded, which is hard to do at once."

Xan: Are you trying tread deadly wound or treat poison? If the former, he only gains 1 HP? (you lack a healer kit so you are at -2 and it takes an hour). If the latter he made his saves.

The Heal check was to determine if the point was poisonous. Judging by your answer, it's poisonous, so yea me!"

"I can't in good conscience ignore the green ominous spooky glowing light." says the guard as he takes the northern passage.

You kinda need to roll your CLW potion result.

Otherwise you head in well down and I keeeeel you.

You kinda need to roll your CLW potion result.

Otherwise you head in well down and I keeeeel you.

Potion of cure light wounds: 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

You bought a level 5 CLW potion?

If we reduce down to level 1 potion, that means 7 HP. Which is just about enough to put me at full HP so I can suffer with whatever terrors you throw at me.

We'll assume it was a normal potion, since it is moot and move on, but I am curious how he could afford a level 5 potion.

You head north into the cavern with the green glow.

A single sizable 20-foot-tall building remains in the center of this 30-foot-high cave, a bunkerlike structure with no windows and walls of worked stone blocks. A 10-foot-long carving of a hammer decorates the building’s facade. The ruins of collapsed outbuildings stand to either side.

Marcus inspects the facade while he waits for the rest, trying to remember if they taught him anythim about underground bunkers dedicated to hammers back in Guard Academy.

Any kind of Knowledge Roll I'd be able to do? Also regarding the potion, it can -and most probably will- be something as simple as he f~$~ed up and thought it was 1d8 +5. I mean, who uses potions anymroe when Wands are so kind and nice and warm?

Knowledge religion will clarify the hammer symbol, and it is easy enough to be doable untrained.

Kn. Religion: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (4) + 0 = 4

...it is easy enough...

Had to say it, didn't you?