FAWTLhouse Five

So whats up with everyone today. It's rainy wet and windy here, so basically a normal newfoundland day. I get to work at the corner store tonight so there should be less drunks in than per my usual Friday or Saturday night. I think it'll be an easy going shift.

EDIT: I still have no clue what the whole "handcramps" thing is all about and I doubt I ever will.

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

taig wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Customer just came in and asked what the return policy is on Textbooks.

me-*hands her a slip with the return policy* "You have 6 days from the start of class to return, unless you drop."

her-"What if the class starts next week?"

me-*facepalm*

You didn't take the opportunity to sell her a "time machine"? :)

Nah I keep that for myself. She did buy her book for next Tuesday tho.

....Also, 11....

<3

So whats up with everyone today. It's rainy wet and windy here, so basically a normal newfoundland day. I get to work at the corner store tonight so there should be less drunks in than per my usual Friday or Saturday night. I think it'll be an easy going shift.

EDIT: I still have no clue what the whole "handcramps" thing is all about and I doubt I ever will.

It's starting to get cold imo in my neck of the woods. *prays that there will be no snow again this Halloween*

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

So whats up with everyone today. It's rainy wet and windy here, so basically a normal newfoundland day. I get to work at the corner store tonight so there should be less drunks in than per my usual Friday or Saturday night. I think it'll be an easy going shift.

EDIT: I still have no clue what the whole "handcramps" thing is all about and I doubt I ever will.

It's starting to get cold in my neck of the woods. *prays that there will be no snow again this Halloween*

No snow before the 62/35W construction is done/

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

So whats up with everyone today. It's rainy wet and windy here, so basically a normal newfoundland day. I get to work at the corner store tonight so there should be less drunks in than per my usual Friday or Saturday night. I think it'll be an easy going shift.

EDIT: I still have no clue what the whole "handcramps" thing is all about and I doubt I ever will.

It's starting to get cold in my neck of the woods. *prays that there will be no snow again this Halloween*

No snow before the 62/35W construction is done/

Amen.

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

So whats up with everyone today. It's rainy wet and windy here, so basically a normal newfoundland day. I get to work at the corner store tonight so there should be less drunks in than per my usual Friday or Saturday night. I think it'll be an easy going shift.

EDIT: I still have no clue what the whole "handcramps" thing is all about and I doubt I ever will.

It's starting to get cold imo in my neck of the woods. *prays that there will be no snow again this Halloween*

Funny enough because of the ocean we won't see snow till likely mid- to late December.

And with that...

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning Fawlty House!!!!

Starting the day pissed at the job. New "procedures" have been implemented at my boss' whim that will make us look bad if we are audited ahead of schedule. Which our sister program was just yesterday. I'm frustrated as hell over this, because things had been flowing quite smoothly for a while, but then this bump in the road makes things untenable.

Aside from that, though, not much. Have to write an e-mail for the second job, but that promises to be more fun than annoying. Also don't have a shift on said job tonight and since I worked all day yesterday I'm thinking I'll leave an hour early today and come in an hour early tomnorrow and make the most of my time by writing for Darklight Sisterhood and other projects. Also really need to go shopping for Halloween, I'm thinking a trip to the mall is in order. I'm trying to think about whether or not I should put stress and wear on my shirt for Louis or not- I want to have the shirt(and perhaps pants? Hmm...) handy for job interviews and days where I want to look presentable at functions(rare, but it does happen), but I also want to look authentic(inb4 "You should lose 30 pounds to play Louis"). Dilemma and decisions...

That's about it for now. I've got some paperwork dragon to wrassle with, so I'll check in later on.

They did the same when I saw the death of Captain Kirk. Who would have thought that the only people in the theater that day would be die hard trekkies.

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

So whats up with everyone today. It's rainy wet and windy here, so basically a normal newfoundland day. I get to work at the corner store tonight so there should be less drunks in than per my usual Friday or Saturday night. I think it'll be an easy going shift.

EDIT: I still have no clue what the whole "handcramps" thing is all about and I doubt I ever will.

It's starting to get cold imo in my neck of the woods. *prays that there will be no snow again this Halloween*

Funny enough because of the ocean we won't see snow till likely mid- to late December.

Lucky, I'm just not used to this crazy Minnesota weather. I remember when I lived in Texas we got half day of school cause it snowed 3 inches. =3

And with that...

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning Fawlty House!!!!

Starting the day pissed at the job. New "procedures" have been implemented at my boss' whim that will make us look bad if we are audited ahead of schedule. Which our sister program was just yesterday. I'm frustrated as hell over this, because things had been flowing quite smoothly for a while, but then this bump in the road makes things untenable.

Aside from that, though, not much. Have to write an e-mail for the second job, but that promises to be more fun than annoying. Also don't have a shift on said job tonight and since I worked all day yesterday I'm thinking I'll leave an hour early today and come in an hour early tomnorrow and make the most of my time by writing for Darklight Sisterhood and other projects. Also really need to go shopping for Halloween, I'm thinking a trip to the mall is in order. I'm trying to think about whether or not I should put stress and wear on my shirt for Louis or not- I want to have the shirt(and perhaps pants? Hmm...) handy for job interviews and days where I want to look presentable at functions(rare, but it does happen), but I also want to look authentic(inb4 "You should lose 30 pounds to play Louis"). Dilemma and decisions...

That's about it for now. I've got some paperwork dragon to wrassle with, so I'll check in later on.

They did the same when I saw the death of Captain Kirk. Who would have thought that the only people in the theater that day would be die hard trekkies.

And with that...

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning Fawlty House!!!!

Starting the day pissed at the job. New "procedures" have been implemented at my boss' whim that will make us look bad if we are audited ahead of schedule. Which our sister program was just yesterday. I'm frustrated as hell over this, because things had been flowing quite smoothly for a while, but then this bump in the road makes things untenable.

Aside from that, though, not much. Have to write an e-mail for the second job, but that promises to be more fun than annoying. Also don't have a shift on said job tonight and since I worked all day yesterday I'm thinking I'll leave an hour early today and come in an hour early tomnorrow and make the most of my time by writing for Darklight Sisterhood and other projects. Also really need to go shopping for Halloween, I'm thinking a trip to the mall is in order. I'm trying to think about whether or not I should put stress and wear on my shirt for Louis or not- I want to have the shirt(and perhaps pants? Hmm...) handy for job interviews and days where I want to look presentable at functions(rare, but it does happen), but I also want to look authentic(inb4 "You should lose 30 pounds to play Louis"). Dilemma and decisions...

That's about it for now. I've got some paperwork dragon to wrassle with, so I'll check in later on.

They did the same when I saw the death of Captain Kirk. Who would have thought that the only people in the theater that day would be die hard trekkies.

And with that...

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning Fawlty House!!!!

Starting the day pissed at the job. New "procedures" have been implemented at my boss' whim that will make us look bad if we are audited ahead of schedule. Which our sister program was just yesterday. I'm frustrated as hell over this, because things had been flowing quite smoothly for a while, but then this bump in the road makes things untenable.

Aside from that, though, not much. Have to write an e-mail for the second job, but that promises to be more fun than annoying. Also don't have a shift on said job tonight and since I worked all day yesterday I'm thinking I'll leave an hour early today and come in an hour early tomnorrow and make the most of my time by writing for Darklight Sisterhood and other projects. Also really need to go shopping for Halloween, I'm thinking a trip to the mall is in order. I'm trying to think about whether or not I should put stress and wear on my shirt for Louis or not- I want to have the shirt(and perhaps pants? Hmm...) handy for job interviews and days where I want to look presentable at functions(rare, but it does happen), but I also want to look authentic(inb4 "You should lose 30 pounds to play Louis"). Dilemma and decisions...

That's about it for now. I've got some paperwork dragon to wrassle with, so I'll check in later on.

They did the same when I saw the death of Captain Kirk. Who would have thought that the only people in the theater that day would be die hard trekkies.

And with that...

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning Fawlty House!!!!

Starting the day pissed at the job. New "procedures" have been implemented at my boss' whim that will make us look bad if we are audited ahead of schedule. Which our sister program was just yesterday. I'm frustrated as hell over this, because things had been flowing quite smoothly for a while, but then this bump in the road makes things untenable.

Aside from that, though, not much. Have to write an e-mail for the second job, but that promises to be more fun than annoying. Also don't have a shift on said job tonight and since I worked all day yesterday I'm thinking I'll leave an hour early today and come in an hour early tomnorrow and make the most of my time by writing for Darklight Sisterhood and other projects. Also really need to go shopping for Halloween, I'm thinking a trip to the mall is in order. I'm trying to think about whether or not I should put stress and wear on my shirt for Louis or not- I want to have the shirt(and perhaps pants? Hmm...) handy for job interviews and days where I want to look presentable at functions(rare, but it does happen), but I also want to look authentic(inb4 "You should lose 30 pounds to play Louis"). Dilemma and decisions...

That's about it for now. I've got some paperwork dragon to wrassle with, so I'll check in later on.

They did the same when I saw the death of Captain Kirk. Who would have thought that the only people in the theater that day would be die hard trekkies.

Peat and Repeat were sitting on a fence, Peat fell off. Who was left?

Woo! Staffing agency just called me. Possible position in my field, pay in the range I want and not too far away. (For Houston)

She's sending them my resume now.

Thanks guys, hopefully will hear something today.

Awesome news!

They did the same when I saw the death of Captain Kirk. Who would have thought that the only people in the theater that day would be die hard trekkies.

I didn't see that one until a few years after it came out (I was 7 when it was released), but I was just plain pissed at the ending. The greatest captain in Starfleet gets crushed under a bridge and dies like a punk. What a f$%!ing waste.

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

So whats up with everyone today. It's rainy wet and windy here, so basically a normal newfoundland day. I get to work at the corner store tonight so there should be less drunks in than per my usual Friday or Saturday night. I think it'll be an easy going shift.

EDIT: I still have no clue what the whole "handcramps" thing is all about and I doubt I ever will.

It's starting to get cold imo in my neck of the woods. *prays that there will be no snow again this Halloween*

Funny enough because of the ocean we won't see snow till likely mid- to late December.

Lucky, I'm just not used to this crazy Minnesota weather. I remember when I lived in Texas we got half day of school cause it snowed 3 inches. =3

What's 3 inches of snow? Now when it starts to get above the bumper of my car then I start to worry.

Peat and Repeat were sitting on a fence, Peat fell off. Who was left?

RECURSION!

When I woke up for class this morning (on four hours of sleep in two days), I was so tired I felt like I was going to throw up. At this point, missing class was worth it.

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

So whats up with everyone today. It's rainy wet and windy here, so basically a normal newfoundland day. I get to work at the corner store tonight so there should be less drunks in than per my usual Friday or Saturday night. I think it'll be an easy going shift.

EDIT: I still have no clue what the whole "handcramps" thing is all about and I doubt I ever will.

It's starting to get cold imo in my neck of the woods. *prays that there will be no snow again this Halloween*

Funny enough because of the ocean we won't see snow till likely mid- to late December.

Lucky, I'm just not used to this crazy Minnesota weather. I remember when I lived in Texas we got half day of school cause it snowed 3 inches. =3

Usually school was cancelled for me when it got above 4 feet of snow or below -40c

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

So whats up with everyone today. It's rainy wet and windy here, so basically a normal newfoundland day. I get to work at the corner store tonight so there should be less drunks in than per my usual Friday or Saturday night. I think it'll be an easy going shift.

EDIT: I still have no clue what the whole "handcramps" thing is all about and I doubt I ever will.

It's starting to get cold imo in my neck of the woods. *prays that there will be no snow again this Halloween*

Funny enough because of the ocean we won't see snow till likely mid- to late December.

Lucky, I'm just not used to this crazy Minnesota weather. I remember when I lived in Texas we got half day of school cause it snowed 3 inches. =3

What's 3 inches of snow? Now when it starts to get above the bumper of my car then I start to worry.

Hehe, yea last year me and my mom got stuck pullin out of our street had to dig us out of the snow.

When I woke up for class this morning (on four hours of sleep in two days), I was so tired I felt like I was going to throw up. At this point, missing class was worth it.

Hope you feel better soon, and get some rest.

taig wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

personal dilemma leads to confusion

Sorry, Woodraven.

That is an interesting fortune cookie saying, though. :)

Woodraven wrote:

personal dilemma leads to confusion IN BED

Fixed it for chinese fortune cookie purposes.

This works well with movies; you just need to change "in bed" with "in my pants".

I.E. How to train your dragon in my pants
or Iron man in my pants

niel wrote:

Wolfthulu wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Wolfthulhu wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Woo! Staffing agency just called me. Possible position in my field, ...

What is your field?

Facility maintenance/Stationary Engineer.

We're the unseen guys that keep your lights on and A/C working... usually.

Those guys who are invisible until something goes wrong, then everyone is ticked at him?

OMG so true.

In my building maitenance is the psychic department. Everywhere I go, I hear "Are you here to fix 'blank'?". I ask, 'When did you report a problem?' The Answer - 'We didn't report it - I just thought you were here to fix it.'

They think you are magic! =D

Yeah, also true...

Freehold DM wrote:

taig wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

personal dilemma leads to confusion

Sorry, Woodraven.

That is an interesting fortune cookie saying, though. :)

Woodraven wrote:

personal dilemma leads to confusion IN BED

Fixed it for chinese fortune cookie purposes.

This works well with movies; you just need to change "in bed" with "in my pants".

I.E. How to train your dragon in my pants
or Iron man in my pants

Die Hard with a Vengeance in my pants just doesn't work in my opinion. We order chinese food at a lot of our gaming sessions, and we do the fortunes "in game." That can be pretty interesting if you really feel like RPing some of the fortunes.

Hand Cramps Toddzilla!

Wolfthulhu wrote:

Woo! Staffing agency just called me. Possible position in my field, pay in the range I want and not too far away. (For Houston)

She's sending them my resume now.

Thanks guys, hopefully will hear something today.

Awesome news!

Well, hopefully it will become awesome news. Just kinda promising at the moment. ;-)

collects CJ clones to use for maintenance and odd jobs at FreeholdDM's Clone Emporium

ohhh yeah hand cramps to all.

ohhh yeah hand cramps to all.

Good, uh, lizard! Me to all!

Awright folks...Time to take an early powder after working super long yesterday. Here's hoping everyone has a WONDERFUL day.

Freehold DM wrote:

taig wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

personal dilemma leads to confusion

Sorry, Woodraven.

That is an interesting fortune cookie saying, though. :)

Woodraven wrote:

personal dilemma leads to confusion IN BED

Fixed it for chinese fortune cookie purposes.

This works well with movies; you just need to change "in bed" with "in my pants".

I.E. How to train your dragon in my pants
or Iron man in my pants

Machete ... in my pants

It don't work for me!

Shhh! Don't tell Sebastian!

Toddzilla wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

taig wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

personal dilemma leads to confusion

Sorry, Woodraven.

That is an interesting fortune cookie saying, though. :)

Woodraven wrote:

personal dilemma leads to confusion IN BED

Fixed it for chinese fortune cookie purposes.

This works well with movies; you just need to change "in bed" with "in my pants".

I.E. How to train your dragon in my pants
or Iron man in my pants

Machete ... in my pants

Red ... in my pants
Fire Down Below ... in my pants

It don't work for me!

Mr. Smith goes to Washington in my pants

I wish he wouldn't do that; I might need them.

Also...

Debbie Does Dallas in my pants.

Quantum of Solace in my pants.
Goldfinger in my pants.
Dr. No in my pants.
A View to a Kill in my pants.
Tomorrow Never Dies in my pants.

Hmmm, seems to work well with James Bond movies.

Shhh! Don't tell Sebastian!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The mime got it!

Halloween in my pants
Friday the 13th in my pants
Scream in my pants
I Know What You Did Last Summer in my pants

The Englishman Who Walked Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain ... in my pants
Four Weddings and a Funeral ... in my pants
Nine Months ... in my pants
About a Boy ... in my pants
Two Weeks Notice ... in my pants
Bridget Jones ... in my pants (bow chicka wow-wow)

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

taig wrote:

Jyu1ch1 wrote:

Customer just came in and asked what the return policy is on Textbooks.

me-*hands her a slip with the return policy* "You have 6 days from the start of class to return, unless you drop."

her-"What if the class starts next week?"

me-*facepalm*

You didn't take the opportunity to sell her a "time machine"? :)

Nah I keep that for myself. She did buy her book for next Tuesday tho.

Yeah. I would have done that too.

EDIT: Naked distrust of school bookstore return policies/college textbook scams for TOP!!!

Also, 11, know that I have nothing against you or your profession. I've had to work on a college campus before and I know how hard it can be. I'm just wise to a lot of the scams that certain professors pull with respect to the school bookstore, who is often just as much of a victim as the students are.

Professors are pulling the scam? I'd sure like to know how that works. Chairpersons and publishers, however...

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

They did the same when I saw the death of Captain Kirk. Who would have thought that the only people in the theater that day would be die hard trekkies.

I didn't see that one until a few years after it came out (I was 7 when it was released), but I was just plain pissed at the ending. The greatest captain in Starfleet gets crushed under a bridge and dies like a punk. What a f!&~ing waste.

They weren't killing Kirk. They were killing Shatner. You're too old and fat, damn your eyes! Let the franchise move on!

But...they kept Leonard Nimoy/Spock around...

Was it because he wasn't fat?

But...they kept Leonard Nimoy/Spock around...

Was it because he wasn't fat?

They wrote themselves in a corner. Spock (and Bones and Scotty) all appeared in tNG series, so they couldn't kill them off with Shatner dying.

Also, read Shatner's Star Trek novels. (After stealing the idea directly from my brain) He brought Kirk back by having the Romulans team up with the Borg to clone a new Kirk who's off traipsing around tNG galaxy. (see "ShatnerVerse")

Toddzilla wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

taig wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

personal dilemma leads to confusion

Sorry, Woodraven.

That is an interesting fortune cookie saying, though. :)

Woodraven wrote:

personal dilemma leads to confusion IN BED

Fixed it for chinese fortune cookie purposes.

This works well with movies; you just need to change "in bed" with "in my pants".

I.E. How to train your dragon in my pants
or Iron man in my pants

Machete ... in my pants sounds painful

Red ... in my pants sounds personal
Fire Down Below ... in my pants you should watch what you eat, you never know how its gonna come back out

It don't work for me!

edited to make it work

my favorites are still
A mighty wind blows...in my pants and
Black hole....in my pants

But...they kept Leonard Nimoy/Spock around...

Was it because he wasn't fat?

Old Vulcans work a lot different in a story than old, [formerly] hot-shot captains.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back in my pants.
Zack and Miri make a Porno in my pants.
His Girl Friday in my pants.

taig wrote:

But...they kept Leonard Nimoy/Spock around...

Was it because he wasn't fat?

They wrote themselves in a corner. Spock (and Bones and Scotty) all appeared in tNG series, so they couldn't kill them off with Shatner dying.

Also, read Shatner's Star Trek novels. (After stealing the idea directly from my brain) He brought Kirk back by having the Romulans team up with the Borg to clone a new Kirk who's off traipsing around tNG galaxy. (see "ShatnerVerse")

I saw those books. They seemed...self-indulgent.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back in my pants.

Zack and Miri make a Porno in my pants.
His Girl Friday in my pants.

Aliens in my pants

BRAINCRAMPS!!!

** spoiler omitted **

I feel for ya Moff! My brother's in the business as well. That's kind of why I created my mock thread.

** spoiler omitted **

But how can you win the Internet if you don't oversimplify? :)