I wanted a riding lizard. >:(
Everyone is now out of combat. Act and roleplay.
So, he's dead-dead?
Who? The lizard?
Mayor.
Its only been about 12 seconds. I'm not sure how long one can live without a heart.
I think I could possibly save him.
He's dead-dead.
It's been about 4 rounds, or 24 seconds.
Loss of a heart is instant death, or if you can live without it, 1d4 con bleed.
Aw. Oh well.
This event is not close enough to see.
I just have to describe the things. (Twitch)
DC10 save to not get crushed by lizard body? Are you sure? Burning Hands does have a decent range...
Pyro, remember everything is scaled down. Burning hands has a rage of 3ft, and the lizard is 7 ft long.
It's mostly for thematic flavor then anything,
Actually, it doesn't matter.
Thanks?
Lizards eat rodents, so I figured they have a word for it.
I forgot to add something too. Gimme a sec.
You also misspelled Fanz.
Also, your lack of grammar saddens me.
Nevertheless, thank you.
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ok then
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anyway, would now be a good time to return
and where's pyro?
Don't know.
Don't worry about it, something probably just came up.
Ya. Finals week and all that.
Pyro is married, i doubt he's doing finals...
Unless he's in collage...
Hmm.
I don't see what being in an artistic group of pictures has to do with marriage...
:P
I'm going to try and get things moving.
Normally, i would be posting faster then this....
But we are moving out of state. The things to do combined with the crushing fact of the matter makes it hard to find the will to post as often. I will still manage 2 or 3 posts a day if there are posts to respond to.
After this Fanz learned not to stick for winter /and/ eat good berries all winter. He's still working it off.
How long has this queen been in rule? In years?
So you have ranks in knowladge (noblity)?
No, but I think bit would be common knowledge how long the Queen has been in rule. You could stop anyone on the street in england and they would know.
I just want to know for a minor story reason if she has ruled longer or shorter than I have been around.
I'm fairly old(mid thirties in human age) if that matters.
Oh, there was a reason i asked that.
The queen has been in rule about 350 years.
And in fey years would being, like, 37 be before or after her taking the throne. Ignore my listed age in profile I don't know how that works.
so yes Queenie is older than you
do normal fey live that long or is this unusual
That would actually put you at "middle age" in other words, you take physical penalty and gain mental bounuses. Most dm's won't allow that, and for a good reason....
On a side note...
37 equates to about 186.
350 is about 70.
136 is about 18-19.
35 equates to 175.
The age for a maximum age starting wizard is 170.
On a side note, for flavor, i don't really care what age you are. Play anything from 15-200.
Just don't expect mechanical changes.
so yes Queenie is older than you
do normal fey live that long or is this unusual
Maximum age is 350 + 4d%.
Just to let you know, Lawful Good here isn't going to come quietly about the extra-legal squad the Queen is requesting... not without some significant justification.
Indeed. Either way, this is how things are going.
"Dough", i think you made a typo.
"Do don't see" I think you did too. :P
Thank you.
Do you want me to start telling you when you make typos?
I can, but I warn you, if you let me go full on Grammar Nazi, feelings will probably be hurt.
:P
If you have time, please fix the many errors in your post, richwood.
albion mutters aloud, "well i had to go back eventuly." he gets a running start and bolts into the teleporter. He feels like his armor is crushing him, before he falls out of the teleporter and barrels into fanz. "that hurt." he struggles getting up and notices the squirrel." sorry, you ok?"
Corrected version.
albion mutters aloud, "well i had to go back eventuly." he gets a running start and bolts into the teleporter. He feels like his armor is crushing him, before he falls out of the teleporter and barrels into fanz. "that hurt." he struggles getting up and notices the squirrel." sorry, you ok?"Corrected version.
Albion mutters aloud, "Well, I had to go back eventually..." He gets a running start and bolts into the teleporter. He feels as though his armour is crushing him as space is distorted around him and he is ejected into the room. He barrels straight into Fanz who he bounces off of, as Fanz is a little note than twice his size. Fanz helps him up and he gasps winded, "ow, that kinda hurt. Good thing you're so fluffy. Heh. Sorry about that. You OK?"
Corrected Corrected Version.
"I had to back?"
I just corrected what he wrote, i didn't write for him.
I missed one word.
Yours had just as many mistakes as I assume his did.
I just added a bit.
You and I both know I love bacon too much to care about Kosher. :P
And he can add or remove whatever he wants.
"Well, I had to go back eventually," Albion mutters aloud.
He gets a running start and bolts into the teleporter. He feels like his armour is crushing him before he falls out of the teleporter and barrels into Fanz. "That hurt," he says as he struggles to get up. He notices the squirrel. "Sorry. You OK?"
Politically correct version, because helping with an expanded version is bad now.
Bacon is pork.
Pork is not Kosher.
Non-pork bacon is not bacon.
You're welcome.
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I have had beef bacon, which was interesting, a friend of mine from school claims to have at one point had bear bacon (which is apparently a thing in Texas, the closest I have ever had is bear wrapped in bacon, which was among the top 5 meals I have ever eaten) then there is the well known, but commonly thought of as sub par, turkey bacon
Then there is fakeon which speaks for itself
There's also Canadian bacon, which if made anywhere else is called spiced ham.
The last of these is not kosher, and I don't know about bear but I think they are kosher
All of these are simply bacon facsimiles.
Except for Fakeon. That's just dirt in a plastic container.